Beta/Season 23

Season 23
By @jrfbz
Subtitles	A Set Up
Dates	July 19, 2021–July 25, 2021
Champion	⬆️ Canada Moist Talkers, ⬇️ Yellowstone Magic
Timeline
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Season 23 began on July 19, 2021. The regular season concluded on July 23, 2021, followed by the postseason and Internet Series on July 24, 2021. The Season 23 election took place on July 25, 2021. The Canada Moist Talkers defeated the Ohio Worms 3 games to 2 to win their third Overbracket Internet Series championship, while the Yellowstone Magic defeated the Atlantis Georgias 3 games to 2 to win their first Underbracket Internet Series championship.

Regular Events

Earlsiesta

See the main article on this topic: Earlsiesta

set up
trick play
hook and ladder
safety
game over
tear down

After a long absence, The Reader made an appearance at Earlsiesta, but no reading occurred.

Latesiesta

See the main article on this topic: Latesiesta

hey
celebration huh
they're all playing?
rising stars
all of them
sounds exhausting
hope there's fireworks
anyway
more gifts from your friends
seems like junk

Renovations

List of Renovations Results:

• 
  Night + - 3,734,011 Coins Spent
  • The Gym will now have more Night.
• 
  Stables - 3,688,785 Coins Spent
  • The Lift built Stables in The Gym.
  • The Gym gained the Stables modification.
    • +  StablesWhen any Team scores 25+ in this Ballpark, any Instability in the Ballpark will be stabled.
• 
  Stables - 2,822,656 Coins Spent
  • The Jazz Hands built Stables in The Pocket.
  • The Pocket gained the Stables modification.
    • +  Stables
• 
  Night + - 2,535,790 Coins Spent
  • The Pocket will now have more Night.
• 
  Stables - 4,510,578 Coins Spent
  • The Firefighters built Stables in The Fire House.
  • The Fire House gained the Stables modification.
    • +  Stables
• 
  Ball Pit - 2,840,945 Coins Spent
  • The Firefighters installed a Ball Pit in The Fire House.
  • The Fire House gained the Ball Pit modification.
    • +  Ball PitEvery Foul Ball hit in this Ballpark will add 5x the eDensity that it normally would.
• 
  Hot Air Balloons - 7,826,719 Coins Spent
  • The Tigers started inflating Hot Air Balloons in The Ampitheater.
  • The Ampitheater gained the Hot Air Balloons modification.
    • +  Hot Air BalloonsA large, permanent amount of negative eDensity is added for each Incineration in this Ballpark.
• 
  Night + - 7,646,363 Coins Spent
  • The Ampitheater will now have more Night.
• 
  Blooddrain + - 7,526,578 Coins Spent
  • The Ampitheater will now have more Blooddrain.
• 
  Stables - 1,772,831 Coins Spent
  • The Wild Wings built Stables in The Bucket.
  • The Bucket gained the Stables modification.
    • +  Stables
• 
  Night + - 916,708 Coins Spent
  • The Bucket will now have more Night.
• 
  Stables - 3,358,101 Coins Spent
  • The Georgias built Stables in The Bubble.
  • The Bubble gained the Stables modification.
    • +  Stables
• 
  Ball Pit - 1,712,663 Coins Spent
  • The Georgias installed a Ball Pit in The Bubble.
  • The Bubble gained the Ball Pit modification.
    • +  Ball Pit
• 
  Stables - 4,104,700 Coins Spent
  • The Tacos built Stables in LA Taquería.
  • LA Taquería gained the Stables modification.
    • +  Stables
• 
  Light Switch - 3,019,844 Coins Spent
  • The Tacos flipped the Light Switch in LA Taquería.
  • LA Taquería's Light Switch is now ON.
• 
  Ballpark Cleanup - 2,048,349 Coins Spent
  • Worldwide Field was cleaned up! It is no longer Filthy.
• 
  Night + - 1,655,542 Coins Spent
  • Worldwide Field will now have more Night.
• 
  Light Switch - 6,209,214 Coins Spent
  • The Flowers flipped the Light Switch in The Garden.
  • The Garden's Light Switch is now ON.
• 
  Glitter + - 5,849,383 Coins Spent
  • The Garden will now have more Glitter.
• 
  Night + - 5,134,088 Coins Spent
  • The Garden will now have more Night.
• 
  Stables - 4,390,582 Coins Spent
  • The Sunbeams built Stables in The Solarium.
  • The Solarium gained the Stables modification.
    • +  Stables
• 
  Event Horizon - 2,853,992 Coins Spent
  • The Sunbeams summoned the Event Horizon to The Solarium.
  • The Solarium gained the Event Horizon modification.
    • +  Event HorizonThe Event Horizon will prevent the first Black Hole activation in each game, converting the Overflow to Unruns for your opponent's next game.
• 
  Glitter + - 3,333,882 Coins Spent
  • REDACTED will now have more Glitter.
• 
  Stables - 2,646,722 Coins Spent
  • The Spies built Stables in REDACTED.
  • REDACTED gained the Stables modification.
    • +  Stables
• 
  Stables - 3,826,454 Coins Spent
  • The Worms built Stables in The Wormhole.
  • The Wormhole gained the Stables modification.
    • +  Stables
• 
  Black Hole + - 3,957,184 Coins Spent
  • The Wormhole will now have more Black Hole.
• 
  Light Switch - 5,501,854 Coins Spent
  • The Millennials flipped the Light Switch in Battin' Island.
  • Battin' Island's Light Switch is now ON.
• 
  Stables - 4,806,698 Coins Spent
  • The Millennials built Stables in Battin' Island.
  • Battin' Island gained the Stables modification.
    • +  Stables
• 
  Stables - 4,235,347 Coins Spent
  • The Steaks built Stables in The Steakhouse.
  • The Steakhouse gained the Stables modification.
    • +  Stables
• 
  Night + - 4,329,189 Coins Spent
  • The Steakhouse will now have more Night.
• 
  Fax Machine - 4,027,252 Coins Spent
  • The Steaks placed a Fax Machine in The Steakhouse.
  • The Steakhouse gained the Fax Machine modification.
    • +  Fax MachineThe Fax Machine will swap the Home Team's pitcher for their best Shadows Pitcher whenever they've allowed 10+ Runs in a game.
• 
  Stables - 2,523,801 Coins Spent
  • The Lovers built Stables in The Polyhedron.
  • The Polyhedron gained the Stables modification.
    • +  Stables
• 
  Birds + - 2,411,162 Coins Spent
  • The Polyhedron will now have more Birds.
• 
  Event Horizon - 7,324,843 Coins Spent
  • The Pies summoned the Event Horizon to The Oven.
  • The Oven gained the Event Horizon modification.
    • +  Event Horizon
• 
  Stables - 6,648,182 Coins Spent
  • The Pies built Stables in The Oven.
  • The Oven gained the Stables modification.
    • +  Stables
• 
  Peanuts + - 6,469,068 Coins Spent
  • The Oven will now have more Peanuts.
• 
  Condensed Floor plan - 4,066,047 Coins Spent
  • The Garages rearranged The Big Garage into an Condensed Floor Plan.
  • The Big Garage gained the Condensed Floor Plans modification.
    • +  Condensed Floor PlansGrandiosity is 5x more eDense than usual in this Ballpark.
• 
  Ballpark Cleanup - 3,316,321 Coins Spent
  • The Big Garage was cleaned up! It is no longer Filthy.
• 
  Stables - 9,190,992 Coins Spent
  • The Mechanics built Stables in The Pillars.
  • The Pillars gained the Stables modification.
    • +  Stables
• 
  Light Switch - 8,781,066 Coins Spent
  • The Mechanics flipped the Light Switch in The Pillars.
  • The Pillars's Light Switch is now ON.
• 
  Condensed Floor plan - 6,053,129 Coins Spent
  • The Mechanics rearranged The Pillars into an Condensed Floor Plan.
  • The Pillars gained the Condensed Floor Plans modification.
    • +  Condensed Floor Plans
• 
  Ballpark Cleanup - 4,902,323 Coins Spent
  • The Cookout was cleaned up! It is no longer Filthy.
• 
  Birds + - 5,173,638 Coins Spent
  • The Cookout will now have more Birds.
• 
  Light Switch - 9,928,074 Coins Spent
  • The Moist Talkers flipped the Light Switch in The Gleek.
  • The Gleek's Light Switch is now ON.
• 
  Flooding + - 8,590,214 Coins Spent
  • The Gleek will now have more Flooding.
• 
  Stables - 7,436,540 Coins Spent
  • The Moist Talkers built Stables in The Gleek.
  • The Gleek gained the Stables modification.
    • +  Stables
• 
  Antigraphene - 2,565,916 Coins Spent
  • The Shoe Thieves rebuilt the Fortifications of The Choux with Antigraphene.
  • The Choux gained the Antigraphene modification.
    • +  AntigrapheneFortifications are 5x more eDense than usual in this Ballpark.
• 
  Night + - 2,105,721 Coins Spent
  • The Choux will now have more Night.
• 
  Stables - 6,940,505 Coins Spent
  • The Magic built Stables in Yellowstone.
  • Yellowstone gained the Stables modification.
    • +  Stables
• 
  Antigraphene - 5,051,342 Coins Spent
  • The Magic rebuilt the Fortifications of Yellowstone with Antigraphene.
  • Yellowstone gained the Antigraphene modification.
    • +  Antigraphene
• 
  Night + - 5,578,595 Coins Spent
  • Yellowstone will now have more Night.
• 
  Stables - 2,545,427 Coins Spent
  • The Breath Mints built Stables in The Meadow.
  • The Meadow gained the Stables modification.
    • +  Stables
• 
  Ball Pit - 2,360,656 Coins Spent
  • The Breath Mints installed a Ball Pit in The Meadow.
  • The Meadow gained the Ball Pit modification.
    • +  Ball Pit
• 
  Stables - 5,925,681 Coins Spent
  • The Crabs built Stables in The Crabitat.
  • The Crabitat gained the Stables modification.
    • +  Stables
• 
  Light Switch - 4,033,379 Coins Spent
  • The Crabs flipped the Light Switch in The Crabitat.
  • The Crabitat's Light Switch is now ON.

Gifts

List of Gifts Results:

• 
  Sunbeams received 2 Gifts! - 5,919,051 coins contributed
  • Top Contributors:
    • 🐅 Tigers - 48%
    • 📱 Millennials - 14%
    • 🕵️ Spies - 9%
  • 
    Ambitious, Solo Edition - Wishlist #1
    • Sunbeams' random Player Son Jensen gained the seasonal mod Ambitious.
      • +  AmbitiousThis Team or Player will Overperform in the Postseason.
  • 
    Late to the Party, Team Edition - Wishlist #2
    • The Sunbeams are equipped with Late to the Party for the rest of the season!
      • +  Late to the PartyThis Team or Player will Overperform in the Lateseason.
• 
  Moist Talkers received 2 Gifts! - 7,437,728 coins contributed
  • Top Contributors:
    • 👐 Jazz Hands - 21%
    • 🐕 Dogs - 20%
    • 🎸 Garages - 12%
  • 
    Late to the Party, Team Edition - Wishlist #1
    • The Moist Talkers are equipped with Late to the Party for the rest of the season!
      • +  Late to the Party
  • 
    Ambitious, Solo Edition - Wishlist #2
    • Moist Talkers' random Player Lucien Patchwork gained the seasonal mod Ambitious.
      • +  Ambitious
• 
  Worms received 2 Gifts! - 4,544,826 coins contributed
  • Top Contributors:
    • 🛠️ Mechanics - 24%
    • 🌹 Flowers - 13%
    • 🗣️ Moist Talkers - 10%
  • 
    Late to the Party, Team Edition - Wishlist #1
    • The Worms are equipped with Late to the Party for the rest of the season!
      • +  Late to the Party
  • 
    Ambitious, Solo Edition - Wishlist #2
    • Worms' random Player Scoobert Toast gained the seasonal mod Ambitious.
      • +  Ambitious
• 
  Shoe Thieves received 2 Gifts! - 4,206,050 coins contributed
  • Top Contributors:
    • 🕵️ Spies - 28%
    • 🛠️ Mechanics - 13%
    • 🗣️ Moist Talkers - 11%
  • 
    Steel Chair Drop - Wishlist #1
    • Richardson Games dropped Slimy Smooth Socks.
      • - Slimy Smooth Socks
    • Richardson Games gained Charitable Steel Chair of Intelligence.
      • + Charitable Steel Chair of Intelligence
      • +  SteeledThis Player has Steeled themselves against incoming attacks.
      • Overall 23.8 -> 23.8 + 0.4
  • 
    Late to the Party, Team Edition - Wishlist #2
    • The Shoe Thieves are equipped with Late to the Party for the rest of the season!
      • +  Late to the Party
• 
  Pies received 3 Gifts! - 13,207,106 coins contributed
  • Top Contributors:
    • 🍗 Wild Wings - 31%
    • 👐 Jazz Hands - 25%
    • 🔥 Firefighters - 13%
  • 
    Fliickerrriiing Potion Drop - Wishlist #1
    • Haruta Byrd gained Fliickerrriiing Sharp Aluminum Fireproof Potion.
      • + Fliickerrriiing Sharp Aluminum Fireproof Potion
      • +  FliickerrriiingFliickerrriiing players are Flickering a lot.
        See also: Glossary
      • +  FireproofPlayer: This Player cannot be incinerated.
        Team: This Team and the Players on it cannot be incinerated.
        See also: Glossary.
      • Overall 10.5 -> 10.5 + 0.8
  • 
    Late to the Party, Team Edition - Wishlist #2
    • The Pies are equipped with Late to the Party for the rest of the season!
      • +  Late to the Party
  • 
    Steel Chair Drop - Wishlist #3
    • Lucy Tokkan gained Offworld Squiddish Steel Chair of Dexterity.
      • + Offworld Squiddish Steel Chair of Dexterity
      • +  Steeled
      • +  OffworldWhen this Player hits a foul ball, it will fly Offworld.
      • +  SquiddishWhen a Squiddish player is incinerated, they'll be replaced by a random Hall of Flame player.
      • Overall 11.8 -> 11.8 + 0.4
• 
  Spies received 2 Gifts! - 6,928,325 coins contributed
  • Top Contributors:
    • 🌞 Sunbeams - 65%
    • 👟 Shoe Thieves - 10%
    • 🥧 Pies - 7%
  • 
    aDense Infusion - Wishlist #1
    • Catmint Chen's Bat gained the aDense Element!
    • Nitzan Hubet's Bat gained the aDense Element!
    • Reese Clark's Fire Eating Socks gained the aDense Element!
    • Aoife Mahle's Necklace of Strength gained the aDense Element!
    • Comfor- -eptemberish's Parasitic Jersey gained the aDense Element!
    • Eduardo Perez's Bat gained the aDense Element!
    • Fitzgerald Blackburn's Mesh Shoes gained the aDense Element!
  • 
    Late to the Party, Team Edition - Wishlist #2
    • The Spies are equipped with Late to the Party for the rest of the season!
      • +  Late to the Party
• 
  Millennials received 3 Gifts! - 13,183,843 coins contributed
  • Top Contributors:
    • 🛠️ Mechanics - 29%
    • 🎸 Garages - 19%
    • 🌮 Tacos - 9%
  • 
    Late to the Party, Team Edition - Wishlist #1
    • The Millennials are equipped with Late to the Party for the rest of the season!
      • +  Late to the Party
  • 
    Ambitious, Solo Edition - Wishlist #2
    • Millennials' random Player C-nrad Va--h-- gained the seasonal mod Ambitious.
      • +  Ambitious
  • 
    aDense Infusion - Wishlist #3
    • Andrew Solis' Limestone Hard Sunglasses gained the aDense Element!
    • Patty Fox's Aluminum Cool Arm Bat gained the aDense Element!
    • Sandie Turner's Actual Limestone Cap gained the aDense Element!
    • Greer Gwiffin's Concrete Socks gained the aDense Element!
    • Beck Whitney's Underhanded Cap gained the aDense Element!
    • Bees Gorczyca's Paper Cap gained the aDense Element!
    • Mull-- Pet-r-o-'s Bat of Strength gained the aDense Element!
• 
  Lift received 2 Gifts! - 5,174,176 coins contributed
  • Top Contributors:
    • 🥩 Steaks - 40%
    • 🐋 Whales - 22%
    • 👐 Jazz Hands - 14%
  • 
    Late to the Party, Team Edition - Wishlist #1
    • The Lift are equipped with Late to the Party for the rest of the season!
      • +  Late to the Party
  • 
    Steel Chair Drop - Wishlist #2
    • Ankle Halifax dropped Bat.
      • - Bat
    • Ankle Halifax gained Metaphorical Lucky Aluminum Steel Chair.
      • + Metaphorical Lucky Aluminum Steel Chair
      • +  Steeled
      • Overall 16.4 -> 16.4 + 1.0
• 
  Dale received 2 Gifts! - 4,199,694 coins contributed
  • Top Contributors:
    • 🐌 Worms - 30%
    • 🐕 Dogs - 22%
    • 🌞 Sunbeams - 9%
  • 
    Late to the Party, Team Edition - Wishlist #1
    • The Dale are equipped with Late to the Party for the rest of the season!
      • +  Late to the Party
  • 
    Soul Patches - Wishlist #2
    • Jomgy Rolsenthal's soul was increased.
      • 3 -> 4
    • Jode Crutch's soul was increased.
      • 3 -> 4
    • Rush Ito's soul was increased.
      • 3 -> 4
    • Rivers Clembons' soul was increased.
      • 3 -> 4
    • Caleb Novak's soul was increased.
      • 3 -> 4
    • Caleb Novak's soul was increased.
      • 4 -> 5
    • Rivers Clembons' soul was increased.
      • 4 -> 5
    • Rush Ito's soul was increased.
      • 4 -> 5
    • Jode Crutch's soul was increased.
      • 4 -> 5
    • Jomgy Rolsenthal's soul was increased.
      • 4 -> 5
• 
  Firefighters received 3 Gifts! - 14,287,074 coins contributed
  • Top Contributors:
    • 🦀 Crabs - 27%
    • 🍬 Breath Mints - 26%
    • 🏝️ Fridays - 19%
  • 
    Late to the Party, Team Edition - Wishlist #1
    • The Firefighters are equipped with Late to the Party for the rest of the season!
      • +  Late to the Party
  • 
    Steel Chair Drop - Wishlist #2
    • Wesley Poole gained Fire Eating Steel Chair of Charisma.
      • + Fire Eating Steel Chair of Charisma
      • +  Steeled
      • +  Fire EaterFire Eaters swallow fire instead of being incinerated.
      • Overall 21.3 -> 21.3 + 0.4
  • 
    Ambitious, Solo Edition - Wishlist #3
    • Firefighters' random Player Stout Schmitt gained the seasonal mod Ambitious.
      • +  Ambitious
• 
  Jazz Hands received 3 Gifts! - 14,213,083 coins contributed
  • Top Contributors:
    • 🛠️ Mechanics - 19%
    • 🔱 Georgias - 17%
    • 📱 Millennials - 16%
  • 
    Fliickerrriiing Potion Drop - Wishlist #1
    • Spears Rogers dropped Glove.
      • - Glove
    • Spears Rogers gained Fliickerrriiing Greedy Potion of the Famine.
      • + Fliickerrriiing Greedy Potion of the Famine
      • +  Fliickerrriiing
      • Overall 9.7 -> 9.7 + 0.1
  • 
    Late to the Party, Team Edition - Wishlist #2
    • The Jazz Hands are equipped with Late to the Party for the rest of the season!
      • +  Late to the Party
  • 
    Steel Chair Drop - Wishlist #3
    • Chorby Short gained Chaotic Actual Steel Chair.
      • + Chaotic Actual Steel Chair
      • +  Steeled
      • Overall 29.3 -> 29.3 + 0.6
• 
  Tacos received 2 Gifts! - 4,473,795 coins contributed
  • Top Contributors:
    • 🔥 Firefighters - 29%
    • 🗣️ Moist Talkers - 23%
    • 🥩 Steaks - 15%
  • 
    Night Vision Sunglasses Drop - Wishlist #1
    • Sexton Wheerer dropped Clutch Helmet of Fourtitude.
      • - Clutch Helmet of Fourtitude
    • Sexton Wheerer gained Travelling Noise-Cancelling Night Vision Sunglasses of Intelligence.
      • + Travelling Noise-Cancelling Night Vision Sunglasses of Intelligence
      • +  Night VisionThis Player will play 50% better in Solar Eclipse weather.
      • +  TravelingTraveling teams will play 5% better in Away games.
      • +  SoundproofPlayer: This Player cannot be caught in Feedback's reality flickers.
        Team: Players on this Team cannot be caught in Feedback's reality flickers.
        See also: Glossary
      • Overall 15.2 -> 15.2 + 0.5
  • 
    Steel Chair Drop - Wishlist #2
    • Felix Garbage dropped Noise-Cancelling Blood Ring.
      • - Noise-Cancelling Blood Ring
      • -  Soundproof
      • Overall 15.3 + 0.4 -> 15.3
    • Felix Garbage gained Travelling Fireproof Parasitic Steel Chair.
      • + Travelling Fireproof Parasitic Steel Chair
      • +  Steeled
      • +  Traveling
      • +  Fireproof
      • +  ParasiteWhen this pitcher strikes out a batter in Blooddrain, they'll drain some blood from them.
• 
  Garages received 3 Gifts! - 13,407,671 coins contributed
  • Top Contributors:
    • 📱 Millennials - 64%
    • 🛠️ Mechanics - 16%
    • 🗣️ Moist Talkers - 4%
  • 
    eDense Infusion - Wishlist #1
    • Summers Pony's Leg Necklace of Vanity gained the eDense Element!
    • Ol-ver Loofa-'s Head Shoes of Fourtitude gained the eDense Element!
    • Kathy Mathews' Frosty Head Necklace gained the eDense Element!
    • Lenny Marijuana's Spirit Socks gained the eDense Element!
    • Parker Parra's Bat gained the eDense Element!
    • Fitzgerald Wanderlust's Squiddish Travelling Socks gained the eDense Element!
    • Aureliano Cerna's Rock Bat gained the eDense Element!
  • 
    Bargain Bin - Wishlist #2
    • Tot Clark gained Chorby's Soul II.
      • + Chorby's Soul II
      • Overall 21.7 -> 21.7 + 0.4
  • 
    Late to the Party, Team Edition - Wishlist #3
    • The Garages are equipped with Late to the Party for the rest of the season!
      • +  Late to the Party
• 
  Crabs received 2 Gifts! - 5,541,637 coins contributed
  • Top Contributors:
    • 🔥 Firefighters - 41%
    • ✨ Magic - 22%
    • 🏋️‍ Lift - 13%
  • 
    Night Vision Sunglasses Drop - Wishlist #1
    • Kennedy Loser dropped Parasitic Hearty Shoes.
      • - Parasitic Hearty Shoes
    • Kennedy Loser gained Holey Night Vision Sunglasses of Fourtitude.
      • + Holey Night Vision Sunglasses of Fourtitude
      • +  Night Vision
      • +  The Fourth StrikeThose with the Fourth Strike will get an extra strike in each at bat.
  • 
    Squiddish Egg Drop - Wishlist #2
    • Pedro Davids dropped Bat.
      • - Bat
      • Overall 17.8 + 0.7 -> 17.8 + 0.3
    • Pedro Davids gained Squiddish Careful Offworld Sharp Egg.
      • + Squiddish Careful Offworld Sharp Egg
      • +  Squiddish
      • +  CarefulThis Player's Items will not be damaged by standard game actions.
      • +  Offworld
      • Overall 17.8 -> 17.8 + 0.9
• 
  Steaks received 2 Gifts! - 4,233,304 coins contributed
  • Top Contributors:
    • 🔱 Georgias - 27%
    • 💋 Lovers - 14%
    • 🥧 Pies - 13%
  • 
    Steel Chair Drop - Wishlist #1
    • Leach Herman dropped Wooden Concrete Ring.
      • - Wooden Concrete Ring
      • Overall 17.5 + 0.6 -> 17.5
    • Leach Herman gained Aluminum Chunky Steel Chair of Vanity.
      • + Aluminum Chunky Steel Chair of Vanity
      • +  Steeled
      • +  ChunkyThis player will have 100% more Power in Peanut Weather.
      • Overall 17.5 -> 17.5 + 0.1
  • 
    Early to the Party, Team Edition - Wishlist #2
    • The Steaks are equipped with Early to the Party for the rest of the season!
      • +  Early to the PartyThis Team or Player will Underperform in the Lateseason.
• 
  Magic received 2 Gifts! - 4,580,574 coins contributed
  • Top Contributors:
    • 🌞 Sunbeams - 32%
    • 🌹 Flowers - 27%
    • 🦀 Crabs - 16%
  • 
    Early to the Party, Team Edition - Wishlist #1
    • The Magic are equipped with Early to the Party for the rest of the season!
      • +  Early to the Party
  • 
    aDense Infusion - Wishlist #2
    • Nolastname Sokol's Trader Ambitious Gravity Cap gained the aDense Element!
    • Travis Bendie's Trader Arm Jersey gained the aDense Element!
    • Buck Latenight's Trader Noise-Cancelling Bat gained the aDense Element!
    • England Voorhees' Trader Arm Sunglasses of Stamina gained the aDense Element!
    • Tucker Lenny's Trader Rock Sunglasses gained the aDense Element!
    • Kirkland Sobremesa's Trader Smokey Passionate Bat gained the aDense Element!
• 
  Flowers received 2 Gifts! - 6,684,362 coins contributed
  • Top Contributors:
    • 🐕 Dogs - 24%
    • ✨ Magic - 23%
    • 🛠️ Mechanics - 16%
  • 
    Squiddish Egg Drop - Wishlist #1
    • Jacob Haynes dropped Frosty Bat.
      • - Frosty Bat
      • Overall 13.0 + 0.6 -> 13.0
    • Jacob Haynes gained Squiddish Smokey Wooden Egg of Strength.
      • + Squiddish Smokey Wooden Egg of Strength
      • +  Squiddish
      • Overall 13.0 -> 13.0 + 0.4
  • 
    Early to the Party, Team Edition - Wishlist #2
    • The Flowers are equipped with Early to the Party for the rest of the season!
      • +  Early to the Party
• 
  Fridays received 2 Gifts! - 5,708,735 coins contributed
  • Top Contributors:
    • 🔥 Firefighters - 29%
    • 🐿️ Squirrels - 25%
    • 📱 Millennials - 12%
  • 
    Early to the Party, Team Edition - Wishlist #1
    • The Fridays are equipped with Early to the Party for the rest of the season!
      • +  Early to the Party
  • 
    Steel Chair Drop - Wishlist #2
    • Lady Matsuyama dropped Holey Ring.
      • - Holey Ring
    • Lady Matsuyama gained Repeating Chunky Steel Chair.
      • + Repeating Chunky Steel Chair
      • +  Steeled
      • +  RepeatingIn Reverb Weather, this player will Repeat.
        A Repeating player will bat again after getting a hit.
      • +  Chunky
      • Overall 16.8 -> 16.8 + 0.4
• 
  Lovers received 2 Gifts! - 4,751,645 coins contributed
  • Top Contributors:
    • 🎸 Garages - 24%
    • 🌮 Tacos - 16%
    • 🏝️ Fridays - 14%
  • 
    Early to the Party, Team Edition - Wishlist #1
    • The Lovers are equipped with Early to the Party for the rest of the season!
      • +  Early to the Party
  • 
    Steel Chair Drop - Wishlist #2
    • Jacob Winner dropped Rock Shoes.
      • - Rock Shoes
      • Overall 16.5 + 0.4 -> 16.5
    • Jacob Winner gained Limestone Holey Steel Chair of Fourtitude.
      • + Limestone Holey Steel Chair of Fourtitude
      • +  Steeled
      • +  The Fourth Strike
      • Overall 16.5 -> 16.5 + 0.2
• 
  Georgias received 3 Gifts! - 13,153,134 coins contributed
  • Top Contributors:
    • ✨ Magic - 35%
    • 👐 Jazz Hands - 27%
    • 🛠️ Mechanics - 13%
  • 
    Steel Chair Drop - Wishlist #1
    • Jan Canberra gained Plant-Based Steel Chair of Wisdom.
      • + Plant-Based Steel Chair of Wisdom
      • +  Steeled
      • Overall 19.7 -> 19.7 + 0.9
  • 
    Early to the Party, Team Edition - Wishlist #2
    • The Georgias are equipped with Early to the Party for the rest of the season!
      • +  Early to the Party
  • 
    Bargain Bin - Wishlist #3
    • Steals Chark dropped Slimy Greedy Blood Shoes.
      • - Slimy Greedy Blood Shoes
    • Steals Chark gained Slimy Frosty Cap of Wisdom.
      • + Slimy Frosty Cap of Wisdom
      • Overall 8.6 -> 8.6 + 0.2
    • Steals Chark's Slimy Frosty Cap of Wisdom was repaired.
      • 1 ●○○○ -> 4 ●●●●
• 
  Tigers received 2 Gifts! - 4,412,679 coins contributed
  • Top Contributors:
    • 🌞 Sunbeams - 40%
    • 🦀 Crabs - 16%
    • 🛠️ Mechanics - 12%
  • 
    Early to the Party, Team Edition - Wishlist #1
    • The Tigers are equipped with Early to the Party for the rest of the season!
      • +  Early to the Party
  • 
    Steel Chair Drop - Wishlist #2
    • Beasley Day gained Charitable Steel Chair of Vanity.
      • + Charitable Steel Chair of Vanity
      • +  Steeled
      • Overall 18.8 -> 18.8 + 0.1
• 
  Breath Mints received 3 Gifts! - 13,380,215 coins contributed
  • Top Contributors:
    • 🔥 Firefighters - 29%
    • 🦀 Crabs - 17%
    • 🔮 Data Witches - 9%
  • 
    Early to the Party, Team Edition - Wishlist #1
    • The Breath Mints are equipped with Early to the Party for the rest of the season!
      • +  Early to the Party
  • 
    Steel Chair Drop - Wishlist #2
    • Mooney Doctor II dropped Underhanded Rock Socks of Strength.
      • - Underhanded Rock Socks of Strength
      • -  UnderhandedWhen this Pitcher allows a Home Run, the polarity of the Runs or Unruns will be flipped (Runs become Unruns, Unruns become Runs).
      • Overall 19.1 + 0.2 -> 19.1
    • Mooney Doctor II gained Metaphorical Brambly Steel Chair of Vitality.
      • + Metaphorical Brambly Steel Chair of Vitality
      • +  Steeled
      • Overall 19.1 -> 19.1 + 0.7
  • 
    Squiddish Egg Drop - Wishlist #3
    • Mooney Doctor II dropped Metaphorical Brambly Steel Chair of Vitality.
      • - Metaphorical Brambly Steel Chair of Vitality
      • -  Steeled
      • Overall 19.1 + 0.7 -> 19.1
    • Mooney Doctor II gained Squiddish Passionate Egg of Fourtitude.
      • + Squiddish Passionate Egg of Fourtitude
      • +  The Fourth Strike
      • +  Squiddish
      • Overall 19.1 -> 19.1 + 0.2
• 
  Mechanics received 2 Gifts! - 8,143,171 coins contributed
  • Top Contributors:
    • 🐌 Worms - 20%
    • 🥩 Steaks - 13%
    • 🐕 Dogs - 10%
  • 
    Early to the Party, Team Edition - Wishlist #1
    • The Mechanics are equipped with Early to the Party for the rest of the season!
      • +  Early to the Party
  • 
    Unambitious, Solo Edition - Wishlist #2
    • Mechanics' random Player Cannonball Sports gained the seasonal mod Unambitious.
      • +  UnambitiousThis Team or Player will Underperform in the Postseason.
• 
  Wild Wings received 2 Gifts! - 4,194,305 coins contributed
  • Top Contributors:
    • 🏋️‍ Lift - 22%
    • ✨ Magic - 20%
    • 🥧 Pies - 11%
  • 
    Soul Patches - Wishlist #1
    • Matteo Cash's soul was increased.
      • 4 -> 5
    • Cell Barajas' soul was increased.
      • 4 -> 5
    • Cell Barajas' soul was increased.
      • 5 -> 6
    • Matteo Cash's soul was increased.
      • 5 -> 6
    • Matteo Cash's soul was increased.
      • 6 -> 7
    • Cell Barajas' soul was increased.
      • 6 -> 7
    • Joshua Watson's soul was increased.
      • 6 -> 7
    • Fran Beans' soul was increased.
      • 6 -> 7
    • Silvia Rugrat's soul was increased.
      • 6 -> 7
    • Silvia Rugrat's soul was increased.
      • 7 -> 8
  • 
    Steel Chair Drop - Wishlist #2
    • Foxy Kane gained Fire Eating Hearty Aluminum Steel Chair.
      • + Fire Eating Hearty Aluminum Steel Chair
      • +  Steeled
      • +  Fire Eater
      • Overall 9.2 -> 9.2 + 0.3

Post Earlsiesta

• The Lift removed the Fax Machine from The Gym.
  • -  Fax Machine
• Fax Machine was Ratified into Non-Physical Law.
• The Jazz Hands removed the Fax Machine from The Pocket.
  • -  Fax Machine
• The Firefighters removed the Fax Machine from The Fire House.
  • -  Fax Machine
• The Wild Wings removed the Fax Machine from The Bucket.
  • -  Fax Machine
• The Georgias removed the Fax Machine from The Bubble.
  • -  Fax Machine
• The Tacos removed the Fax Machine from LA Taquería.
  • -  Fax Machine
• The Flowers removed the Fax Machine from The Garden.
  • -  Fax Machine
• The Sunbeams removed the Fax Machine from The Solarium.
  • -  Fax Machine
• The Spies removed the Fax Machine from REDACTED.
  • -  Fax Machine
• The Millennials removed the Fax Machine from Battin' Island.
  • -  Fax Machine
• The Steaks removed the Fax Machine from The Steakhouse.
  • -  Fax Machine
• The Pies removed the Fax Machine from The Oven.
  • -  Fax Machine
• The Garages removed the Fax Machine from The Big Garage.
  • -  Fax Machine
• The Mechanics removed the Fax Machine from The Pillars.
  • -  Fax Machine
• The Moist Talkers removed the Fax Machine from The Gleek.
  • -  Fax Machine
• The Shoe Thieves removed the Fax Machine from The Choux.
  • -  Fax Machine
• The Breath Mints removed the Fax Machine from The Meadow.
  • -  Fax Machine
• The Crabs removed the Fax Machine from The Crabitat.
  • -  Fax Machine
• Stables was Ratified into Non-Physical Law.
• The Lift removed the Stables from The Gym.
  • -  Stables
• The Jazz Hands removed the Stables from The Pocket.
  • -  Stables
• The Firefighters removed the Stables from The Fire House.
  • -  Stables
• The Wild Wings removed the Stables from The Bucket.
  • -  Stables
• The Georgias removed the Stables from The Bubble.
  • -  Stables
• The Tacos removed the Stables from LA Taquería.
  • -  Stables
• The Sunbeams removed the Stables from The Solarium.
  • -  Stables
• The Spies removed the Stables from REDACTED.
  • -  Stables
• The Worms removed the Stables from The Wormhole.
  • -  Stables
• The Millennials removed the Stables from Battin' Island.
  • -  Stables
• The Steaks removed the Stables from The Steakhouse.
  • -  Stables
• The Lovers removed the Stables from The Polyhedron.
  • -  Stables
• The Pies removed the Stables from The Oven.
  • -  Stables
• The Mechanics removed the Stables from The Pillars.
  • -  Stables
• The Moist Talkers removed the Stables from The Gleek.
  • -  Stables
• The Magic removed the Stables from Yellowstone.
  • -  Stables
• The Breath Mints removed the Stables from The Meadow.
  • -  Stables
• The Crabs removed the Stables from The Crabitat.
  • -  Stables

MVP Voting

See the main article on this topic: Idols

Following the Day 99 games, several players received or upgraded their Ego modifications.

• Collins Melon
• Castillo Turner
• Beck Whitney
• Don Mitchell
• Jaxon Buckley
• Nagomi Nava
• Paula Turnip
• Winnie Hess
• Agan Espinoza
• Dunlap Figueroa
• Jessica Telephone
• Gunther O'Brian
• Sutton Bishop
• Vessalius Sundae

Paula Turnip reached Legendary status and was added to the Vault.

Notable Events

Burning Bright

Following the elections of Season 22, there are now 7 active Suns in Blaseball. The weather Sun 2, and the 6 active league rules Sun(Sun), Sun 30, Sun .1, Equal Sun, Maximum Sun, and Sum Sun. Of these only Sun 2 doesn't impact the Pressure gauge on Sun(Sun), which at the start of the season now sits at 51.09%, from a peak of 77.34% at the top of Season 22 elections.

Unexpected Wins

On Day 58, during a match between the Baltimore Crabs and the Kansas City Breath Mints, Jon Halifax hit a 2-run home run in the 9th inning, on final out, which due to Equal Sun tied the game out at 20.3. The Crabs then proceded to score no runs during the bottom of that inning. However due to a floating point error the Mints ended up winning th game, rather than continuing on as would have been expected.

Premonitions of Things to Come

The seasons leads off with the Coin giving a statement on the upcoming Semi-Centennial, stating that it would be 50 innings of exciting Blaseball action, and we have a Bright Future ahead.

This season also saw the disappearance of Wills and Decrees, instead being replaced by Party Favors, a choice of one of four special Modifications that would apply to your team. The ROAMLESS CRATE, which made players unable to Roam to your Team; The SQUIDDISH CRATE, which makes your Team Squiddish; The AVOIDANCE CRATE, which makes your team refuse to swing at 9+ Runs; and the CONTAINMENT CRATE, which gives your team Containment. With the awareness of Parker MacMillan these all gained increased importance in the eyes of the fans.

The Blessings selection for this season was also different, with there instead being 24 blessings, each labelled as being a selection of the Greatest Hits of every previous season, plus seasons 23 and 24.

A new weather was introduced, Jazz which would transform at the start of a game into a random other weather type.

The various entities all visited us during the rest of the season, each giving their own ominous statements.

The Reader showed up during Earlsiesta after a long absence, but did not do a Seasonal Reading:

set up
trick play
hook and ladder
safety
game over
tear down

The Monitor showed up at Latesiesta,

celebration huh
they're all playing?
rising stars
all of them
sounds exhausting
hope there's fireworks

And finally Lōotcrates gave a cryptic statement before the MVP announcement,

"Stars Rise
Expanding Constellation
Setting course for Waters Above"
"An Ending Begins"
"Events Horizoned
And Beyond
An Archipelago

Nucleosynthesis

The ILB Semi-Centennial

At the end of the Internet Series for the season, there was a short break, and then the Semi-Centennial began. The ILB Semi-Centennial had several unique game conditions due to the Vault ballpark’s modifications. The Cycling ballpark modification made it so pitchers for each team would cycle out at the end of every inning. The Climate Control and Weather Reports modifications meant that weather would change every inning in the Vault, and that when changed it would pick based on “History”, linking each inning to a specific Season and related weather. At the start of each inning, a Season and connected weather were announced.

Lōotcrates appeared before the beginning of the game, stating:

"From the Delta
We wade Upstream"

"Sifting Sediment
Recalling Testimonies
From Recorded Eras"

"Memories Flood."

Lōotcrates stayed on screen until inning 22, providing introductions to each inning and commentating on events that took place during the game.

Sun(Sun) began the game at 82.89% Pressure

The ILB Semi-Centennial was filled with many events, but starting from inning one tensions raised. During inning 1 New Megan Ito traded their nothing for Dunlap Figueroa's The Fifth Base using their Trader modification, then during inning 11, Ito traded their The Fifth Base for Parker MacMillan's The Force Field using their Traitor modification, resulting in MacMillan’s Super Roamin' modification to take effect in the following Season β24.
After New Megan Ito obtained The Force Field, Lōotcrates delivered the message:

"A Trade-Off
A Traitor
A Repetition"

Heists and Heat

Also beginning in Inning 1, Vaulted Legends would approach players from the Rising Stars, who were either collected and Artificially Forged, increasing the pressure of Sun(Sun) and moving from the Rising Stars roster and added to the Vault Legends roster, or managed to evade. Rat Mason was the only player to evade capture, doing so 3 times by the end of the game.

With the collection of the seventh player, Sun(Sun)’s pressure reached 97.68%, and Lōotcrates left the screen during inning 22, apparently exiting for safety from the increasing Sun(Sun) pressure, after some final words:

"From Progenitor
A Breaking Dawn
A Twilight World"

"Constellation Expanded
Stars in Safe Keeping
The Historian returns to Safety"

"A Walk Off."

With the collection of Mora during inning 29, Sun(Sun)’s pressure reached 100%, resulting in the explosion of Sun(Sun).
The Boss appeared in front of the resulting Supernova to address the Fans:

Snackholders
Snackholders!
Wow! Look at those colors!
Yes, Sun(Sun) appears to have exploded.
There is no reason to panic.
In Light of Recent Events
The Semi-Centennial is henceforth Cancelled.
The Result is a Draw.
See you at the Election!
Don't forget to #Vote!

Elections and Payments

Elections began with a statement from the Boss,

Rejoice!
What a spectacular Celebration!
Here's to 50 Years of Fair Play
And another 50 ahead of Us.
We know what you're thinking
Together, we face another crisis.
We will stay the course
Double Down on our Investments

However she was then interrupted by a new Entity, only mentioned so far in Prehistory, Namerifeht, who spoke in backwards text

Credit Denied
Service Suspended
Balance Outstanding
Assets Underwater
Bridges Burned
Final Notice
Fire Sale

This seemed to shake the Boss, who replied

We will Win.
We always Win.

This was followed by an Emergency Alert, which mirrored the message from when the Expansion teams Descended in Season β12,

EMERGENCY ALERT
EXECUTIVE ACTION
THE COIN FLIPS
OVER OVER
UNDER UNDER

This was accompanied with the flipping of the Depth Chart, now placing the Desert at the bottom and the Gate at the top. Teams that were above the line were now marked with a red dot indicating that they would be suseptible to Consumer attacks.

Only 5 Teams decided to not go with the Roamless Crate, The Garages, Shoe Thieves, Pies, Fridays, and the Fireproof Tigers.

Additionally, the Reader placed every team in the ILB as Under Review.

The Monitor would also remark on how current market trends were affected by the events of the Semi-Centennial,

uh sundaes melted
too hot

The Canada Moist Talkers, having won a third championship, would Evolve and gain the team modification  Flood BathWhen Runners on this Team are cleared via Flooding, they'll become Slippery for the remainder of the game.. All active players Evolved, with London Simmons, Amos Melon, and Spears Nolan Evolving to Base 2 .

Other Notable Election Results

The elections would see the return of blessings from previous seasons, alongside blessings representing Season 23 and Season β24.

The Season 6: Lottery Pick blessing stole the 14th most-idolized player, Niq Nyong'o for the Philly Pies. This caused Nyong'o to exit the Hall of Flame, gaining the  ReturnedAt the end of each season, this Player has a chance of being called back to the Void.
See also: Glossary and  DebtThis Player must fulfill a Debt.
This player can cause other players to start being Observed. modifications. The Pies would also received the Season 11:XIII blessing, changing their Tarot Card from the Hermit to XIII, sharing with the Kansas City Breath Mints.

The Season 23: Vault Swap blessing would swap Glabe Moon of the Boston Flowers with Sutton Bishop, in the Vault. This caused Moon to be Artificially Forged, gaining the  LegendaryThis Player is Legendary. modification.

After the elections, Pudge Nakamoto Roamed out of the Hall of Flame and to the Pies' lineup. Parker MacMillan, now no longer holding The Force Field, Super Roamed out of the Vault and to the Hawai'i Fridays' lineup. By leaving the Vault, MacMillan left every player on the active roster of the Vault Legends  UnstablePlayer: Unstable Players have a much higher chance of being incinerated in a Solar Eclipse.
Team: Unstable Teams have a chance of being incinerated in a Solar Eclipse..

Ongoing Decrees

• Eat The Rich (Season β3): Funds from the top 1% of coin-havers will be redistributed to the remainder of Fans at the end of the postseason.
• Enhanced Party Time (Season β6): When a team is in Party Time -- mathematically eliminated from the postseason -- they'll have a chance of receiving random permanent stat boosts during their games.
• Wild Cards (Season β8): Every Season, a random team from each Subleague will leave Party Time to become the 5th Playoff team. A first-to-two-wins Wild Card series will happen on Fridays.
• Based Evolution (Season β12): Every Third Championship a Team wins will cause the Team and its Players to Evolve. Players that round the phylogenic Bases will get to go Home.
• Free Wills (Season β13): Teams that finish in the Bottom 4 of the League will receive an extra Will in that Season's Election.
• All You Can Eat (Season β14): Fans will be able to freely buy and sell Snack Slots at any time. The less Snack slots the Fan owns, the higher the payout for the Snacks in them.
• Community Chest (Season β16): Anytime 3000 Runs are accumulated league-wide, every Team will receive an Item Crate for a random active Player on their Team.
• Fairgrounds (Season β17): All games have a chance of being Prize Matches, in which the winning Team will open an Item Crate.
• Hype Train (Season β18): Shaming your opponent will build Hype in your Ballpark.
• Ratification (Season β18): Renovations built by at least 18 Teams will be Ratified into Non-Physical Law for the entire League.
  • Hotel Motel (Season β18): Holiday Innings will occasionally happen during the Earlseason, where Teams Party instead of Score.
  • Turntables (Season β18): Any Win earned from a non-loss during the Regular Season will be converted to an Unwin.
  • Tunnels (Season β20): Tunnels allow the Home Team to steal from the Away Team.
  • Balloons (Season β21): A small, permanent amount of negative eDensity is added for each Run or Win earned in this Ballpark.
  • Bird Hotel (Season β21): When the Home Team parties, a number of Birds will come join the Party.
  • Voicemail (Season β21): When the Home Team is shut out in this Ballpark, they'll swap the worst Batter in their Lineup with the best Batter in their Shadows.
  • Phantom Thieves' Guild (Season 22): If the Home Team loses by 9 Runs in this Ballpark, they will steal from their opponent's Shadows.
• The Underbracket (Season β19): Every Postseason, the bottom finishing Teams will compete in the Underbracket while the top finishing Teams compete in the standard Overbracket.
• Sun(Sun) (Season β19): All Wins and Unwins earned will be Squared.
• Sun 30 (Season β20): When a game enters Extra Innings, both Teams will immedately earn 1 Win.
• Sun .1 (Season β21): Weather. Each Run scored is worth .1 more per Inning.
• Equal Sun (Season β22): A home run during a game's final out ties the game.
• Maximum Sun (Season β22): Scoring plays in Maximum Blaseball are worth 3x the Runs.
• Sum Sun (Season β22): Weather. Each successive scoring play by a Team within a half inning is worth an additional Run.

Standings

Wild League	Wins	Record	Mild League	Wins	Record
Wild High			Mild High
Tokyo Lift 🏋️‍*	73	68-31	Seattle Garages 🎸*	67	57-42
Chicago Firefighters 🔥	68	56-43	New York Millennials 📱*	67	58-41
Breckenridge Jazz Hands 👐††	64	54-45	Philly Pies 🥧††	66	56-43
Mexico City Wild Wings 🍗†	52	42-57	Dallas Steaks 🥩	57	47-52
Atlantis Georgias 🔱*	44	36-63	San Francisco Lovers 💋†	52	39-60
Hades Tigers 🐅*	40	30-69	Core Mechanics 🛠️*	40	34-65
Wild Low			Mild Low
Hellmouth Sunbeams 🌞*	79	63-36	Canada Moist Talkers 🗣️*	77	61-38
Ohio Worms 🐌*	76	66-33	Charleston Shoe Thieves 👟*	67	57-42
Miami Dale 🚤*	72	59-40	Baltimore Crabs 🦀	60	49-50
Houston Spies 🕵️	68	57-42	Hawai'i Fridays 🏝️*	52	38-61
LA Unlimited Tacos 🌮*	55	47-52	Yellowstone Magic ✨*	48	42-57
Boston Flowers 🌹*	49	34-65	Kansas City Breath Mints 🍬*	44	38-61

* Denotes teams that made it to the playoffs.
† Denotes Overbracket Wild Card recipients.
†† Denotes Underbracket Wild Card recipients. Note: Because the Lovers received the Overbracket Wild Card, they were removed from the Underbracket. The Fridays took their place.

Divine Favor

Ties:	1	2	3	4	5	6	7	8	9	10	11	12	13	14	15	16	17	18	19	20	21	22	23	24
Team:	🍗	🌞	✨	🎸	🔥	🕵️	👐	🐅	🗣️	🏝️	🐌	🌮	👟	🦀	🌹	🥧	💋	📱	🛠️	🔱	🚤	🏋️‍	🥩	🍬

Postseason

Ten teams from each league advance to the postseason: five in the Overbracket and five in the Underbracket. The Overbracket consists of the four best performing teams in a League seeded by Wins, as well as a Wild Card team selected at random. The Underbracket consists of the four worst performing teams in a League seeded by Wins, with a Wild Card selected at random from non-Overbracket teams.

Teams alternate home games with the higher seed hosting first. The Wild Card games are a first-to-two series while every other round is a first-to-three series. Overbracket teams advance via Wins while Underbracket teams advance via losses.

Overbracket ⬆️

	Wild Card Games					Division Series					Championship Series					Internet Series
						1	Canada Moist Talkers	3
	4	New York Millennials	2			4	New York Millennials	1
											1	Canada Moist Talkers	4
	5	San Francisco Lovers	1			Mild League
											2	Seattle Garages	3
						2	Seattle Garages	3
						3	Charleston Shoe Thieves	0
																ML	Canada Moist Talkers	3
																WL	Ohio Worms	2
						1	Hellmouth Sunbeams	3
	4	Miami Dale	3			4	Miami Dale	2
											1	Hellmouth Sunbeams	2
	5	Mexico City Wild Wings	2			Wild League
											2	Ohio Worms	3
						2	Ohio Worms	3
						3	Tokyo Lift	2

Underbracket ⬇️

	Wild Card Games					Division Series					Championship Series					Internet Series
						1	Core Mechanics	3
	4	Hawai'i Fridays	1			5	Philly Pies	1
											1	Core Mechanics	1
	5	Philly Pies	3			Mild League
											3	Yellowstone Magic	3
						2	Kansas City Breath Mints	1
						3	Yellowstone Magic	3
																ML	Yellowstone Magic	3
																WL	Atlantis Georgias	2
						1	Hades Tigers	3
	4	LA Unlimited Tacos	2			4	LA Unlimited Tacos	0
											1	Hades Tigers	1
	5	Breckenridge Jazz Hands	0			Wild League
											2	Atlantis Georgias	3
						2	Atlantis Georgias	3
						3	Boston Flowers	2

Election Ballot

Decrees

No Decrees were made available in Season 23.

Wills

No wills were made available in Season 23.

Party Favors

Party Favors debuted in Season 23. Each Team will receive their top selected Party Favor.

Icon	Name	Effect
	Team Roamless Crate	Players cannot Roam to your Team.
	Team Squiddish Crate	Your Team will become Squiddish.
	Team Avoidance Crate	Your Team will not swing with 9+ Runs.
	Team Containment Crate	Your Team will gain Containment.

Blessings

Each blessing will be awarded to a randomly selected player or team based. Votes from a team's fans increase the likelihood of that team receiving a blessing.

Name	Effect
Season 1: Booster Pack	Your Team goes to a Team-building workshop. Boost your entire Team by 6%.
Season 2: Literal Arm Cannon	A random Player in your Team's Rotation with an available Item slot will gain a Literal Arm Cannon.
Season 3: Exploratory Surgeries	Re-rolls the 3 worst Pitchers in your Team's Rotation.
Season 4: Precognition	Vision of things to come. 3 Random Players in your Team's Lineup will be boosted by 20%.
Season 5: Fireproof Jacket	A random Player in your Team's Active Roster with an available Item slot will gain a Fireproof Jacket.
Season 6: Lottery Pick	Steal the 14th Most Idolized Player in the League.
Season 7: The Iffey Jr.	A random Player in your Team's Lineup with an available Item slot will gain a Protector Bat of Minimization.
Season 8: Blind Date	Steal the 21st Most Idolized Player in the League.
Season 9: Credit to the Team	Zero to hero. The worst player on your Team's Active Roster will earn 5x payouts for Idols Snacks.
Season 10: Divisional Walk in the Park	Take a stroll. Your Division Walks on Ball 3 next Season.
Season 11: XIII
Season 12: Uncle Indemnity	Recruit the Hardboiled Uncle Plasma to your Team.
Season 13: Hitting Flotation Bubble	Your entire Division's hitting is boosted by 4%.
Season 14: Targeted Evolution	A random Player in your Team's Lineup and a random Player in your Team's Rotation will Advance.
Season 15: Afterparty	Whenever your Team is losing during the First Week of Next Season, they will have a chance of gaining Party Time Boosts.
Season 16: Skate Board	A random Player in your Team's Lineup gets a Skate Board.
Season 17: Set the Table	Move the Best Overall Hitter in your Team's Lineup or Rotation to the #3 spot in your Team's Lineup.
Season 18: Cape of Containment	A random Player on your Team's Active Roster will receive a Cape of Containment.
Season 19: Underhanded	Make contact, I dare you. Make a random Player in your Team's Rotation Underhanded. Home Runs will be Unruns against them.
Season 20: Heavy-Handed	Your Team becomes Heavy-Handed, making all Items held by Players on the Team positively eDense.
Season 21: Big Head Mode	Magnify and Ego Boost an Ego-less Player on your Team's Active Roster.
Season 22: Gachapon	Recruit one random Player from each other Team's Shadows to your Team's Shadows.
Season 23: Vault Swap	Swap a random Player on your Team's Active Roster with a random Vault Legend.
Season 24: Enhance	Magnify your Team.

Election Results

Party Favors

List of Party Favours Results:

• Team Roamless Crate passed with 525,919 Votes, 85% of all Decree Votes
  • The Sunbeams became Roamless.
    • +  RoamlessPlayers cannot Roam to this Team.
• Team Roamless Crate passed with 574,521 Votes, 71% of all Decree Votes
  • The Moist Talkers became Roamless.
    • +  Roamless
• Team Roamless Crate passed with 396,159 Votes, 86% of all Decree Votes
  • The Worms became Roamless.
    • +  Roamless
• Team Roamless Crate passed with 137,441 Votes, 51% of all Decree Votes
  • The Lift became Roamless.
    • +  Roamless
• Team Roamless Crate passed with 96,551 Votes, 55% of all Decree Votes
  • The Dale became Roamless.
    • +  Roamless
• Team Roamless Crate passed with 322,417 Votes, 43% of all Decree Votes
  • The Firefighters became Roamless.
    • +  Roamless
• Team Roamless Crate passed with 606,492 Votes, 89% of all Decree Votes
  • The Spies became Roamless.
    • +  Roamless
• Team Containment Crate passed with 492,989 Votes, 67% of all Decree Votes
  • The Garages gained Containment.
    • +  ContainmentThis Player cannot spread Instability.
      See also: Glossary
• Team Containment Crate passed with 651,721 Votes, 82% of all Decree Votes
  • The Shoe Thieves gained Containment.
    • +  Containment
• Team Roamless Crate passed with 573,552 Votes, 95% of all Decree Votes
  • The Millennials became Roamless.
    • +  Roamless
• Team Avoidance Crate passed with 344,095 Votes, 49% of all Decree Votes
  • The Pies gained Avoidance.
    • +  AvoidanceThis Team will not swing with 9+ Runs.
• Team Roamless Crate passed with 228,032 Votes, 81% of all Decree Votes
  • The Jazz Hands became Roamless.
    • +  Roamless
• Team Roamless Crate passed with 718,394 Votes, 51% of all Decree Votes
  • The Crabs became Roamless.
    • +  Roamless
• Team Roamless Crate passed with 244,934 Votes, 94% of all Decree Votes
  • The Steaks became Roamless.
    • +  Roamless
• Team Roamless Crate passed with 997,074 Votes, 84% of all Decree Votes
  • The Tacos became Roamless.
    • +  Roamless
• Team Roamless Crate passed with 153,748 Votes, 66% of all Decree Votes
  • The Wild Wings became Roamless.
    • +  Roamless
• Team Squiddish Crate passed with 165,411 Votes, 40% of all Decree Votes
  • The Fridays became Squiddish.
    • +  Squiddish
• Team Roamless Crate passed with 219,147 Votes, 61% of all Decree Votes
  • The Lovers became Roamless.
    • +  Roamless
• Team Roamless Crate passed with 356,234 Votes, 81% of all Decree Votes
  • The Flowers became Roamless.
    • +  Roamless
• Team Roamless Crate passed with 297,098 Votes, 47% of all Decree Votes
  • The Magic became Roamless.
    • +  Roamless
• Team Roamless Crate passed with 338,500 Votes, 63% of all Decree Votes
  • The Georgias became Roamless.
    • +  Roamless
• Team Roamless Crate passed with 372,750 Votes, 95% of all Decree Votes
  • The Breath Mints became Roamless.
    • +  Roamless
• Team Containment Crate passed with 649,634 Votes, 86% of all Decree Votes
  • The Tigers gained Containment.
    • +  Containment
• Team Roamless Crate passed with 469,591 Votes, 77% of all Decree Votes
  • The Mechanics became Roamless.
    • +  Roamless

Tidings

• Credit Denied
  • Final Notice.
  • Service Suspended.
  • Fire Sale.
• Executive Action
  • EMERGENCY ALERT
  • THE COIN FLIPS
  • OVER OVER
  • UNDER UNDER
• scoring play
  • LIFT UNDER REVIEW
    • +  Under ReviewThis Team is Under Review...
  • JAZZ HANDS UNDER REVIEW
    • +  Under Review
  • FIREFIGHTERS UNDER REVIEW
    • +  Under Review
  • TIGERS UNDER REVIEW
    • +  Under Review
  • WILD WINGS UNDER REVIEW
    • +  Under Review
  • GEORGIAS UNDER REVIEW
    • +  Under Review
  • TACOS UNDER REVIEW
    • +  Under Review
  • DALE UNDER REVIEW
    • +  Under Review
  • FLOWERS UNDER REVIEW
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  • SUNBEAMS UNDER REVIEW
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  • SPIES UNDER REVIEW
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  • WORMS UNDER REVIEW
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  • MILLENNIALS UNDER REVIEW
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  • STEAKS UNDER REVIEW
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  • LOVERS UNDER REVIEW
    • +  Under Review
  • PIES UNDER REVIEW
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  • GARAGES UNDER REVIEW
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  • MECHANICS UNDER REVIEW
    • +  Under Review
  • FRIDAYS UNDER REVIEW
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  • MOIST TALKERS UNDER REVIEW
    • +  Under Review
  • SHOE THIEVES UNDER REVIEW
    • +  Under Review
  • MAGIC UNDER REVIEW
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  • BREATH MINTS UNDER REVIEW
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  • CRABS UNDER REVIEW
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• BASED EVOLUTION
  • The Moist Talkers Evolved!
    • +  Flood Bath
  • Lucien Patchwork Evolved to Base 1
    • Base -> Base 1
  • PolkaDot Patterson Evolved to Base 1
    • Base -> Base 1
  • L--don S-mmo-- Evolved to Base 2
    • Base 1 -> Base 2
  • L--don S-mmo-- Evolved to Base 2
    • Combined 14.3 → 14.5
  • Greer Lott Evolved to Base 1
    • Base -> Base 1
  • Slosh Truk Evolved to Base 1
    • Base -> Base 1
  • Jacoby Podcast Evolved to Base 1
    • Base -> Base 1
  • Uncle Plasma XII Evolved to Base 1
    • Base -> Base 1
  • Mags Banananana Evolved to Base 1
    • Base -> Base 1
  • Amos Melon Evolved to Base 2
    • Base 1 -> Base 2
  • Beasley Gloom Evolved to Base 1
    • Base -> Base 1
  • Jenkins Good Evolved to Base 1
    • Base -> Base 1
  • Spears Nolan Evolved to Base 2
    • Base 1 -> Base 2
  • Spears Nolan Evolved to Base 2
    • Combined 9.1 → 9.9
  • Eugenia Garbage Evolved to Base 1
    • Base -> Base 1
  • Alejandro Leaf Evolved to Base 1
    • Base -> Base 1

Blessings

List of Blessings Results:

• 
  Season 10: Divisional Walk in the Park blessed the Hellmouth Sunbeams.
  • The Tacos gained the permanent mod Walk in the Park.
    • +  Walk in the ParkThose with Walk in the Park will walk to first base on one less Ball.
  • The Dale gained the permanent mod Walk in the Park.
    • +  Walk in the Park
  • The Flowers gained the permanent mod Walk in the Park.
    • +  Walk in the Park
  • The Sunbeams gained the permanent mod Walk in the Park.
    • +  Walk in the Park
  • The Spies gained the permanent mod Walk in the Park.
    • +  Walk in the Park
  • The Worms gained the permanent mod Walk in the Park.
    • +  Walk in the Park
  • The Sunbeams had 46% of the Votes
    They were the highest bidders.
    3,217,178 votes were cast.
• 
  Season 9: Credit to the Team blessed the Ohio Worms.
  • Scoobert Toast is now a Credit to the Team!
    • +  Credit to the TeamThis player will earn Fans 5x the rewards from all Idol Snacks.
      See also: Glossary
  • The Worms had 7% of the Votes
    Highest Bidder - The Tacos with 23%
    381,540 votes were cast.
• 
  Season 20: Heavy-Handed blessed the Ohio Worms.
  • The Worms had 30% of the Votes
    They were the highest bidders.
    162,823 votes were cast.
• 
  Season 13: Hitting Flotation Bubble blessed the Tokyo Lift.
  • Flotation Protocols Activated for the Wild High.
    • Batting 4.4 → 4.6
  • Yusef Fenestrate's hitting was boosted.
    • Batting 4.6 → 4.8
  • Theodore Honeywell's hitting was boosted.
    • Batting 4.7 → 4.9
  • Coolname Galvanic's hitting was boosted.
    • Batting 4.5 → 4.7
  • Cicero Gubbins' hitting was boosted.
    • Batting 3.2 → 3.4
  • Grollis Zephyr's hitting was boosted.
    • Batting 5.5 → 5.7
  • Engine Eberhardt's hitting was boosted.
    • Batting 4.8 → 5.0
  • Kit Honey's hitting was boosted.
    • Batting 4.4 → 4.6
  • Kline Greenlemon's hitting was boosted.
    • Batting 4.3 → 4.5
  • Ankle Halifax's hitting was boosted.
    • Batting 4.1 → 4.3
  • Flotation Protocols Activated for the Wild High.
    • Batting 3.9 → 4.1
  • Edric Tosser's hitting was boosted.
    • Batting 3.2 → 3.5
  • Dervin Gorczyca's hitting was boosted.
    • Batting 3.6 → 3.8
  • S-eph Weeks' hitting was boosted.
    • Batting 4.4 → 4.5
  • Spears Rogers' hitting was boosted.
    • Batting 4.2 → 4.4
  • Quack Enjoyable's hitting was boosted.
    • Batting 4.1 → 4.3
  • Flotation Protocols Activated for the Wild High.
    • Batting 4.6 → 4.8
  • Socks Maybe's hitting was boosted.
    • Batting 4.2 → 4.4
  • Baby Triumphant's hitting was boosted.
    • Batting 5.6 → 5.7
  • Swamuel Mora's hitting was boosted.
    • Batting 4.8 → 5.0
  • Gabriel Griffith's hitting was boosted.
    • Batting 5.9 → 6.1
  • Gita Sparrow's hitting was boosted.
    • Batting 4.0 → 4.2
  • Peanutiel Duffy's hitting was boosted.
    • Batting 5.6 → 5.8
  • Lou Roseheart's hitting was boosted.
    • Batting 5.0 → 5.2
  • Stout Schmitt's hitting was boosted.
    • Batting 2.7 → 2.9
  • Flotation Protocols Activated for the Wild High.
    • Batting 4.4 → 4.6
  • Beasley Day's hitting was boosted.
    • Batting 6.1 → 6.3
  • Ayanna Dumpington's hitting was boosted.
    • Batting 5.8 → 5.9
  • Famous Owens' hitting was boosted.
    • Batting 5.8 → 6.0
  • Hatfield Suzuki's hitting was boosted.
    • Batting 4.8 → 5.0
  • Erin Jesaulenko's hitting was boosted.
    • Batting 1.8 → 2.0
  • Lottie Ceilingfan's hitting was boosted.
    • Batting 5.1 → 5.3
  • Daniel Koch's hitting was boosted.
    • Batting 3.5 → 3.8
  • Flotation Protocols Activated for the Wild High.
    • Batting 5.4 → 5.6
  • Brock Watson's hitting was boosted.
    • Batting 6.1 → 6.2
  • Fran Beans' hitting was boosted.
    • Batting 5.3 → 5.5
  • Huber Frumple's hitting was boosted.
    • Batting 6.3 → 6.5
  • Matteo Cash's hitting was boosted.
    • Batting 4.7 → 4.9
  • Summers Preston's hitting was boosted.
    • Batting 6.0 → 6.2
  • Joshua Watson's hitting was boosted.
    • Batting 4.7 → 4.9
  • Burke Gonzales' hitting was boosted.
    • Batting 5.2 → 5.4
  • Flotation Protocols Activated for the Wild High.
    • Batting 4.8 → 5.0
  • Flattery McKinley's hitting was boosted.
    • Batting 4.4 → 4.6
  • Frankie Hambone's hitting was boosted.
    • Batting 4.9 → 5.1
  • ------ -------'s hitting was boosted.
    • Batting 3.7 → 3.9
  • Randy Dennis' hitting was boosted.
    • Batting 4.7 → 4.9
  • Yurts Buttercup's hitting was boosted.
    • Batting 5.5 → 5.7
  • Fish Summer's hitting was boosted.
    • Batting 6.4 → 6.5
  • Geraldine Frost's hitting was boosted.
    • Batting 4.6 → 4.8
  • The Lift had 11% of the Votes
    Highest Bidder - The Sunbeams with 17%
    3,237,434 votes were cast.
• 
  Season 7: The Iffey Jr. blessed the Miami Dale.
  • Jode Crutch dropped Gravity Shoes.
    • - Gravity Shoes
  • Jode Crutch gained The Iffey Jr.
    • + The Iffey Jr
    • +  MinimizedThis Player has been Minimized.
    • +  Fire ProtectorThis Player will protect their teammates from incinerations.
  • The Dale had 53% of the Votes
    They were the highest bidders.
    1,119,296 votes were cast.
• 
  Season 5: Fireproof Jacket blessed the Chicago Firefighters.
  • Alston England dropped Necklace of Vanity.
    • - Necklace of Vanity
    • Overall 12.3 + 0.1 -> 12.3
  • Alston England gained Fireproof Jacket.
    • + Fireproof Jacket
    • +  Fireproof
  • The Firefighters had 58% of the Votes
    They were the highest bidders.
    643,220 votes were cast.
• 
  Season 18: Cape of Containment blessed the Chicago Firefighters.
  • Zi Sliders dropped Gravity Shoes.
    • - Gravity Shoes
    • -  GravityPlayer: This Player cannot be affected by Reverb.
      Team: This Team cannot be affected by Reverb.
      See also: Glossary
    • Overall 12.9 + 0.2 -> 12.9
  • Zi Sliders gained Cape of Containment.
    • + Cape of Containment
    • +  Containment
    • Overall 12.9 -> 12.9 + 0.1
  • The Firefighters had 4% of the Votes
    Highest Bidder - The Wild Wings with 17%
    204,067 votes were cast.
• 
  Season 1: Booster Pack blessed the Seattle Garages.
  • The Garages' had their player's Overall adjusted by 6 to 6%.
  • The Garages were boosted.
    • Overall 3.7 → 4.2
  • Tot Clark was boosted.
    • Combined 21.7 → 22.9
  • James Nolan was boosted.
    • Combined 10.7 → 12.1
  • Wyatt M--on X was boosted.
    • Combined 15.7 → 17.0
  • Oliver Notarobot was boosted.
    • Combined 14.8 → 16.0
  • Malik Destiny was boosted.
    • Combined 23.5 → 24.7
  • Oliver Loofah was boosted.
    • Combined 18.3 → 19.4
  • Abner Pothos was boosted.
    • Combined 10.6 → 12.1
  • Oliver Mueller was boosted.
    • Combined 14.7 → 15.9
  • Lenjamin Zhuge was boosted.
    • Combined 10.7 → 12.0
  • Theodore Duende was boosted.
    • Combined 12.3 → 13.5
  • Mike Townsend was boosted.
    • Combined 10.5 → 11.7
  • Arturo Huerta was boosted.
    • Combined 20.8 → 22.0
  • Alaynabella Hollywood was boosted.
    • Combined 19.8 → 21.0
  • Durham Spaceman was boosted.
    • Combined 16.6 → 17.7
  • Castillo Turner was boosted.
    • Combined 28.0 → 29.2
  • Summers Pony was boosted.
    • Combined 19.6 → 20.8
  • Betsy Trombone was boosted.
    • Combined 13.1 → 14.3
  • Magi Ruiz was boosted.
    • Combined 14.3 → 15.5
  • Michelle Sportsman was boosted.
    • Combined 11.7 → 13.1
  • Mcdowell Karim was boosted.
    • Combined 12.2 → 13.4
  • Lenny Marijuana was boosted.
    • Combined 11.9 → 13.1
  • Freemium Fairwood was boosted.
    • Combined 9.9 → 11.2
  • Conditional Yuniesky was boosted.
    • Combined 10.0 → 11.4
  • Nolanestophia Patterson was boosted.
    • Combined 13.7 → 15.0
  • Brisket Friendo was boosted.
    • Combined 8.4 → 10.0
  • Emilia Street was boosted.
    • Combined 10.8 → 12.0
  • Jeffier Ruiz was boosted.
    • Combined 6.9 → 8.5
  • Schneider Blanco was boosted.
    • Combined 10.8 → 12.3
  • Emblem Warhorse was boosted.
    • Combined 9.9 → 11.3
  • Leticia Snyder was boosted.
    • Combined 10.6 → 12.0
  • Kathy Mathews was boosted.
    • Combined 13.5 → 14.7
  • Daniel Benedicte was boosted.
    • Combined 8.3 → 9.7
  • Tillman Wan was boosted.
    • Combined 7.9 → 9.5
  • Ortiz Morse was boosted.
    • Combined 8.7 → 10.0
  • Fitzgerald Wanderlust was boosted.
    • Combined 11.1 → 12.4
  • Denim Alfredo was boosted.
    • Combined 12.2 → 13.5
  • Eddie Tumblehome was boosted.
    • Combined 10.1 → 11.4
  • Flattery Strewnberry was boosted.
    • Combined 10.6 → 11.8
  • Yams Rolsenthal was boosted.
    • Combined 9.1 → 10.5
  • Conrad Twelve was boosted.
    • Combined 14.1 → 15.3
  • Doc Cash was boosted.
    • Combined 8.2 → 9.5
  • Uncle Plasma II was boosted.
    • Combined 19.6 → 20.8
  • Dickerson Morse was boosted.
    • Combined 12.6 → 13.9
  • Moody Rodriguez was boosted.
    • Combined 8.0 → 9.4
  • Serge Shortvat was boosted.
    • Combined 9.0 → 10.3
  • Penelope Mathews was boosted.
    • Combined 17.8 → 19.0
  • Avila Baker was boosted.
    • Combined 10.5 → 11.8
  • Aureliano Cerna was boosted.
    • Combined 7.3 → 8.8
  • Backpatch Lincecum was boosted.
    • Combined 10.7 → 12.1
  • Ezekiel Throckmorton was boosted.
    • Combined 11.1 → 12.4
  • Reese Harrington was boosted.
    • Combined 9.0 → 10.4
  • Djuna Scoresburg was boosted.
    • Combined 10.9 → 12.2
  • Lang Richardson was boosted.
    • Combined 13.5 → 14.6
  • Torus McGhee was boosted.
    • Combined 11.0 → 12.4
  • Mayra Buckley was boosted.
    • Combined 11.8 → 13.1
  • Tucker Flores was boosted.
    • Combined 11.3 → 12.7
  • Winnie Loser was boosted.
    • Combined 9.3 → 10.6
  • Axel Cardenas was boosted.
    • Combined 10.4 → 11.6
  • Fynn Doyle was boosted.
    • Combined 8.2 → 9.5
  • Parker Parra was boosted.
    • Combined 14.5 → 15.9
  • Bambi Perez was boosted.
    • Combined 7.9 → 9.2
  • Boudicca Midcentury was boosted.
    • Combined 10.9 → 12.2
  • The Garages had 13% of the Votes
    They were the highest bidders.
    10,688,645 votes were cast.
• 
  Season 4: Precognition blessed the Seattle Garages.
  • Oliver Notarobot's hitting was boosted.
    • Batting 4.6 → 5.5
  • Oliver Mueller's hitting was boosted.
    • Batting 4.7 → 5.6
  • Malik Destiny's hitting was boosted.
    • Batting 6.4 → 7.3
  • The Garages had 7% of the Votes
    Highest Bidder - The Crabs with 10%
    11,783,682 votes were cast.
• 
  Season 2: Literal Arm Cannon blessed the New York Millennials.
  • Sandie Carver dropped Leg Broom.
    • - Leg Broom
    • Overall 15.3 + 0.7 -> 15.3
  • Sandie Carver gained Literal Arm Cannon.
    • + Literal Arm Cannon
    • Overall 15.3 -> 15.3 + 2.1
  • The Millennials had 2% of the Votes
    Highest Bidder - The Crabs with 17%
    1,308,651 votes were cast.
• 
  Season 6: Lottery Pick blessed the Philly Pies.
  • FIRE AND SMOKE
    AN EGG
    HATCHING
    NIQ NYONG'O RETURNS
  • Niq Nyong'o exited the Hall of Flame
  • The Pies added a player to their roster.
    • 🥧 + Niq Nyong'o, Rotation
  • Niq Nyong'o gained the Returned mod.
    • +  Returned
  • Niq Nyong'o gained the Debt mod.
    • +  Debt
  • The Pies had 2% of the Votes
    Highest Bidder - The Georgias with 55%
    799,907 votes were cast.
• 
  Season 11: XIII blessed the Philly Pies.
  • The Pies changed their Tarot Card from Hermit to XIII
  • The Pies had 5% of the Votes
    Highest Bidder - The Breath Mints with 29%
    2,757,700 votes were cast.
• 
  Season 16: Skate Board blessed the Dallas Steaks.
  • Holden Stanton dropped Fire Eating Weird Bat.
    • - Fire Eating Weird Bat
    • -  Fire Eater
    • Overall 14.4 + 0.3 -> 14.4
  • Holden Stanton gained Skate Board.
    • + Skate Board
    • +  Pro SkaterThis Player cannot bail when using the Grind Rail.
  • The Steaks had 8% of the Votes
    Highest Bidder - The Fridays with 22%
    482,688 votes were cast.
• 
  Season 22: Gachapon blessed the LA Unlimited Tacos.
  • Silvaire Semiquaver was recruited by the Tacos.
    • 🏋️‍ - Silvaire Semiquaver, Shadows
    • 🌮 + Silvaire Semiquaver, Shadows
  • Silvaire Semiquaver entered the Shadows.
    • Combined 16.7 → 17.2
  • Brewer Vapor was recruited by the Tacos.
    • 👐 - Brewer Vapor, Shadows
    • 🌮 + Brewer Vapor, Shadows
  • Brewer Vapor entered the Shadows.
    • Combined 5.5 → 6.2
  • Patel Olive was recruited by the Tacos.
    • 🔥 - Patel Olive, Shadows
    • 🌮 + Patel Olive, Shadows
  • Patel Olive entered the Shadows.
    • Combined 7.8 → 8.7
  • Lenix Ren was recruited by the Tacos.
    • 🐅 - Lenix Ren, Shadows
    • 🌮 + Lenix Ren, Shadows
  • Lenix Ren entered the Shadows.
    • Combined 7.7 → 8.8
  • Stan Schofield was recruited by the Tacos.
    • 🍗 - Stan Schofield, Shadows
    • 🌮 + Stan Schofield, Shadows
  • Stan Schofield entered the Shadows.
    • Combined 10.9 → 11.7
  • Jelly Burgertoes was recruited by the Tacos.
    • 🔱 - Jelly Burgertoes, Shadows
    • 🌮 + Jelly Burgertoes, Shadows
  • Jelly Burgertoes entered the Shadows.
    • Combined 10.8 → 11.4
  • Math Velazquez was recruited by the Tacos.
    • 🚤 - Math Velazquez, Shadows
    • 🌮 + Math Velazquez, Shadows
  • Math Velazquez entered the Shadows.
    • Combined 11.3 → 12.1
  • Stephanie Schmitt was recruited by the Tacos.
    • 🌹 - Stephanie Schmitt, Shadows
    • 🌮 + Stephanie Schmitt, Shadows
  • Stephanie Schmitt entered the Shadows.
    • Combined 9.3 → 10.1
  • Chris Koch was recruited by the Tacos.
    • 🌞 - Chris Koch, Shadows
    • 🌮 + Chris Koch, Shadows
  • Chris Koch entered the Shadows.
    • Combined 7.4 → 8.1
  • Malik Romayne was recruited by the Tacos.
    • 🕵️ - Malik Romayne, Shadows
    • 🌮 + Malik Romayne, Shadows
  • Malik Romayne entered the Shadows.
    • Combined 11.2 → 11.9
  • Crow Madrigal was recruited by the Tacos.
    • 🐌 - Crow Madrigal, Shadows
    • 🌮 + Crow Madrigal, Shadows
  • Crow Madrigal entered the Shadows.
    • Combined 8.7 → 9.5
  • Ramirez Winters was recruited by the Tacos.
    • 📱 - Ramirez Winters, Shadows
    • 🌮 + Ramirez Winters, Shadows
  • Ramirez Winters entered the Shadows.
    • Combined 6.7 → 8.0
  • Tybal Quimby was recruited by the Tacos.
    • 🥩 - Tybal Quimby, Shadows
    • 🌮 + Tybal Quimby, Shadows
  • Tybal Quimby entered the Shadows.
    • Combined 10.8 → 11.7
  • Annie Williams was recruited by the Tacos.
    • 💋 - Annie Williams, Shadows
    • 🌮 + Annie Williams, Shadows
  • Annie Williams entered the Shadows.
    • Combined 9.4 → 10.2
  • Javier Lotus was recruited by the Tacos.
    • 🥧 - Javier Lotus, Shadows
    • 🌮 + Javier Lotus, Shadows
  • Javier Lotus entered the Shadows.
    • Combined 11.4 → 11.8
  • Nolanestophia Patterson was recruited by the Tacos.
    • 🎸 - Nolanestophia Patterson, Shadows
    • 🌮 + Nolanestophia Patterson, Shadows
  • Nolanestophia Patterson entered the Shadows.
    • Combined 15.0 → 15.7
  • Dashiell Drumsolo was recruited by the Tacos.
    • 🛠️ - Dashiell Drumsolo, Shadows
    • 🌮 + Dashiell Drumsolo, Shadows
  • Dashiell Drumsolo entered the Shadows.
    • Combined 6.9 → 8.1
  • Timmy Manco was recruited by the Tacos.
    • 🏝️ - Timmy Manco, Shadows
    • 🌮 + Timmy Manco, Shadows
  • Timmy Manco entered the Shadows.
    • Combined 11.5 → 12.0
  • Rosstin Andante was recruited by the Tacos.
    • 🗣️ - Rosstin Andante, Shadows
    • 🌮 + Rosstin Andante, Shadows
  • Rosstin Andante entered the Shadows.
    • Combined 8.7 → 9.4
  • Bennett Takahashi was recruited by the Tacos.
    • 👟 - Bennett Takahashi, Shadows
    • 🌮 + Bennett Takahashi, Shadows
  • Bennett Takahashi entered the Shadows.
    • Combined 10.1 → 11.0
  • Buck Latenight was recruited by the Tacos.
    • ✨ - Buck Latenight, Shadows
    • 🌮 + Buck Latenight, Shadows
  • Buck Latenight entered the Shadows.
    • Combined 9.5 → 10.2
  • Hops Chen was recruited by the Tacos.
    • 🍬 - Hops Chen, Shadows
    • 🌮 + Hops Chen, Shadows
  • Hops Chen entered the Shadows.
    • Combined 6.8 → 7.3
  • Grit Watson was recruited by the Tacos.
    • 🦀 - Grit Watson, Shadows
    • 🌮 + Grit Watson, Shadows
  • Grit Watson entered the Shadows.
    • Combined 8.9 → 9.8
  • The Tacos had 3% of the Votes
    Highest Bidder - The Tigers with 27%
    2,702,609 votes were cast.
• 
  Season 8: Blind Date blessed the Mexico City Wild Wings.
  • The Lovers sent a player to the Wild Wings.
    • 💋 - Gunther O'Brian, Lineup
    • 🍗 + Gunther O'Brian, Lineup
  • The Wild Wings had 65% of the Votes
    They were the highest bidders.
    1,198,580 votes were cast.
• 
  Season 3: Exploratory Surgeries blessed the Hawai'i Fridays.
  • Lady Matsuyama's pitching was re-rolled.
    • Pitching 2.8 → 2.0
  • Lady Matsuyama's pitching was re-rolled.
    • Pitching 2.0 → 2.5
  • Lady Matsuyama's pitching was re-rolled.
    • Pitching 2.5 → 1.7
  • The Fridays had 2% of the Votes
    Highest Bidder - The Crabs with 22%
    280,425 votes were cast.
• 
  Season 14: Targeted Evolution blessed the San Francisco Lovers.
  • Mint Shupe Evolved to Base 2
    • Base 1 -> Base 2
  • Karato Bean Evolved to Base 1
    • Base -> Base 1
  • The Lovers had 3% of the Votes
    Highest Bidder - The Tigers with 24%
    2,996,031 votes were cast.
• 
  Season 23: Vault Swap blessed the Boston Flowers.
  • Sutton Bishop left the Vault.
  • Glabe Moon was Artificially Forged!
    • +  Legendary
  • The Flowers swapped Glabe Moon with Vault Player Sutton Bishop.
    • 🌹 Glabe Moon -> Shadows
    • 🌹 Sutton Bishop -> Lineup
  • The Flowers had 5% of the Votes
    Highest Bidder - The Crabs with 17%
    1,215,079 votes were cast.
• 
  Season 24: Enhance blessed the Yellowstone Magic.
  • The Magic are now at 2x Magnification.
    • +  2xEvery Run that this Player bats in or allows will be multiplied by 2.
  • The Magic had 20% of the Votes
    They were the highest bidders.
    5,499,817 votes were cast.
• 
  Season 15: Afterparty blessed the Atlantis Georgias.
  • The Georgias will begin next season in an Afterparty.
    • +  AfterpartyThis Team will occasionally receive permanent stats boost in their games (outside of Party Time), but only while they're losing.
  • The Georgias had 3% of the Votes
    Highest Bidder - The Fridays with 17%
    1,083,813 votes were cast.
• 
  Season 12: Uncle Indemnity blessed the Kansas City Breath Mints.
  • Uncle Plasma IX is weaker on their own.
    • -  YolkedThis Player is Yolked!
  • A Replica of Uncle Plasma is granted to the Breath Mints.
    • 🍬 + Uncle Plasma IX, Rotation
  • Uncle Plasma IX dusts off.
    • -  DustThis Player is waiting to be Dusted off.
  • The Breath Mints had 14% of the Votes
    Highest Bidder - The Spies with 34%
    1,556,880 votes were cast.
• 
  Season 17: Set the Table blessed the Kansas City Breath Mints.
  • The Breath Mints made a roster move.
    • 🍬 - Winnie Hess, Rotation
    • 🍬 + Winnie Hess, Lineup
  • The Breath Mints had 18% of the Votes
    Highest Bidder - The Tacos with 24%
    1,653,177 votes were cast.
• 
  Season 19: Underhanded blessed the Kansas City Breath Mints.
  • Breath Mints' random Player Mooney Doctor II gained the permanent mod Underhanded.
    • +  Underhanded
  • The Breath Mints had 5% of the Votes
    Highest Bidder - The Pies with 24%
    4,414,701 votes were cast.
• 
  Season 21: Big Head Mode blessed the Kansas City Breath Mints.
  • Rodriguez Internet is now at 2x Magnification.
    • +  2x
  • Rodriguez Internet received an Ego Boost.
    • +  Ego+This Player has a boosted Ego.
  • The Breath Mints had 41% of the Votes
    They were the highest bidders.
    325,361 votes were cast.

Post Election

• Uncle Plasma has joined the ILB.
• The Tigers used their Free Will.
  • -  Free WillThis Team will receive an Extra Will in the upcoming Election.
• The Georgias used their Free Will.
  • -  Free Will
• The Mechanics used their Free Will.
  • -  Free Will
• The Breath Mints used their Free Will.
  • -  Free Will
• Uncle Plasma XIV faded away from the Lift.
  • 🏋️‍ - Uncle Plasma XIV
• Uncle Plasma XIV faded to dust.
  • +  Dust
• Uncle Plasma XII faded away from the Moist Talkers.
  • 🗣️ - Uncle Plasma XII
• Uncle Plasma XII are weaker apart.
  • -  Yolked
• Uncle Plasma XII faded to dust.
  • +  Dust
• Stew Briggs entered the Shadows.
  • Combined 7.5 → 8.3
• Stew Briggs roamed to a new team.
  • 🐌 - Stew Briggs, Shadows
  • 🐅 + Stew Briggs, Shadows
• Mags Banananana roamed to a new team.
  • 🗣️ - Mags Banananana, Rotation
  • 🐅 + Mags Banananana, Rotation
• Mags Banananana was boosted.
  • Combined 13.3 → 13.7
• Alejandro Leaf roamed to a new team.
  • 🗣️ - Alejandro Leaf, Rotation
  • 🏝️ + Alejandro Leaf, Rotation
• Bright Zimmerman roamed to a new team.
  • 🍬 - Bright Zimmerman, Lineup
  • 🥧 + Bright Zimmerman, Lineup
• Bright Zimmerman was boosted.
  • Combined 12.9 → 13.3
• NaN roamed to a new team.
  • 🍬 - NaN, Shadows
  • 🥧 + NaN, Shadows
• NaN was boosted.
  • Combined 7.2 → 7.7
• NaN entered the Shadows.
  • Combined 7.7 → 8.4
• Parker MacMillan Super Roamed out of the Vault.
• Parker MacMillan left Instability in their wake. The Vault became Unstable!
• Cote Loveless gained the Unstable mod.
  • +  Unstable
• Clare Ballard gained the Unstable mod.
  • +  Unstable
• Fletcher Berger gained the Unstable mod.
  • +  Unstable
• New Megan Ito gained the Unstable mod.
  • +  Unstable
• York Silk gained the Unstable mod.
  • +  Unstable
• Nagomi Mcdaniel gained the Unstable mod.
  • +  Unstable
• Chorby Soul gained the Unstable mod.
  • +  Unstable
• Aldon Cashmoney gained the Unstable mod.
  • +  Unstable
• Goodwin Morin gained the Unstable mod.
  • +  Unstable
• Pitching Machine gained the Unstable mod.
  • +  Unstable
• Valentine Games gained the Unstable mod.
  • +  Unstable
• Uncle Plasma gained the Unstable mod.
  • +  Unstable
• Liquid Friend gained the Unstable mod.
  • +  Unstable
• James Mora gained the Unstable mod.
  • +  Unstable
• Wyatt Glover gained the Unstable mod.
  • +  Unstable
• Paula Turnip gained the Unstable mod.
  • +  Unstable
• Sosa Peperomioides gained the Unstable mod.
  • +  Unstable
• Collins Melon gained the Unstable mod.
  • +  Unstable
• Don Mitchell gained the Unstable mod.
  • +  Unstable
• Nicholas Mora gained the Unstable mod.
  • +  Unstable
• Jaylen Hotdogfingers gained the Unstable mod.
  • +  Unstable
• Hewitt Best gained the Unstable mod.
  • +  Unstable
• Tillman Henderson gained the Unstable mod.
  • +  Unstable
• Glabe Moon gained the Unstable mod.
  • +  Unstable
• Parker MacMillan Super Roamed to the Fridays.
  • 🏝️ + Parker MacMillan, Lineup
• Parker MacMillan was boosted.
  • Combined 12.0 → 12.5
• Pudge Nakamoto Roamed out of the Hall of Flame.
• Pudge Nakamoto Roamed to The Pies.
  • 🥧 + Pudge Nakamoto, Lineup

Rejoice!
What a spectacular Celebration!
Here's to 50 Years of Fair Play
And another 50 ahead of Us.
We know what you're thinking
Together, we face another crisis.
We will stay the course
Double Down on our Investments

Credit Denied
Service Suspended
Balance Outstanding
Assets Underwater
Bridges Burned
Final Notice
Fire Sale

We will Win.
We always Win.

EMERGENCY ALERT
EXECUTIVE ACTION
THE COIN FLIPS
OVER OVER
UNDER UNDER

Game Events

Incinerations

When any player is in a match during a Solar Eclipse, there is a chance they will be incinerated and killed by a Rogue Umpire. Known cases of this in Season 23 are listed below.

Day	Player	Replaced by	Team
63	Jon Halifax	Khulan Sagaba	Kansas City Breath Mints
63	Helga Washington	Ryuji Ngozi	Kansas City Breath Mints
65	Pudge Nakamoto	Scoobert Toast	Ohio Worms
90	Gunther O'Brian	Orion Ultrabass	Charleston Shoe Thieves
97	Helga Moreno	Yulia Skitter	San Francisco Lovers

Reverb Shuffles

When any team is in a game during Reverb weather, there is a chance that some portion of their roster will get shuffled. Reverb can change the order of the lineup, rotation, or the whole team. If the entire lineup is shuffled, there is a chance that batters will become pitchers and vice versa. Known cases of this in Season 23 are listed below.

Day	Team	Type
37	Ohio Worms	Rotation
44	Miami Dale	Lineup

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