Uncle Plasma XIV
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Uncle Plasma XIV was a player in Beta Blaseball. They had previously played for the Tokyo Lift, and were with the team from the Season β22 Latesiesta until fading to Dust during the Season β23 elections.
Official League Records
Plasma XIV joined the ILB as a pitcher for the Tokyo Lift during the Season β22 Latesiesta via the Gift Shop.
On Season β22, Day 114, Plasma XIV retreated to the Lift's Shadows in exchange for Cudi Di Batterino as a result of the Tokyo Fitness Center's Fax Machine.
Over the course of Season β23, Plasma XIV exited and entered the Lift's Shadows three times as a result of Tokyo Fitness Center Fax Machine events, ending the Season on the pitching rotation. At the end of the Season, Plasma XIV faded to Dust and returned to the Vault.
Escape from Blaseball
Being unaffiliated with any Team at the conclusion of Beta, Plasma XIV avoided conversion into post-Beta Blaseball. As a result, this player no longer exists.
COMMUNITY REPORTSThe remainder of this article contains lore created collaboratively by the Blaseball community.
History with the Breath Mints
On Season β15, Day 52, during a game of the New York Millennials against the Kansas City Breath Mints, Uncle Plasma entered the Crime Scene at The Meadow to investigate the mysterious disappearance of Brisket Friendo from the Breath Mints’ Shadows. As a prerequisite to the investigation, Breath Mints General Manager Max Betmint insisted that Plasma sign a temporary team transfer contract, as well as a non-disclosure agreement, confidentiality agreement, end-of-life plan, performance contract, digital image license, employee privacy policy, end user license agreement, letter of recommendation, equipment rental agreement, personal financial statement, hold-harmless indemnity agreement, survivorship deed, vehicle leasing agreement, website terms and conditions, and liability waiver. During the Season β15 elections, it was revealed that due to a hidden clause in the temporary team transfer contract, the contract was actually permanent, signing Uncle Plasma to Kansas City's pitching rotation for the foreseeable future.
After a few seasons with the Mints, Plasma began mentoring batter Kina Larsen as a junior detective, taking hir under his wing. A quick and eager learner, Larsen soon found far more investigative success than Plasma, having sought out and returned home numerous Elsewhere players, while Plasma has found exactly zero clues over many seasons with the Mints. When asked about Larsen’s talent in comparison to his own, Plasma has only glowed with pride, and is said to always keep an almond joy in the pocket of his trenchcoat for the young gumshoe. In his other pocket, he keeps a delicious fresh orange for himself.
Though a dedicated detective and pitcher, Plasma enjoys frequent vacations, often visiting Schlitterbahn Waterpark Kansas City after making use of The Meadow’s Fax Machine. Plasma does not seem bothered by the fact that the park has been closed for several years.
Plasma, like all Breath Mints, has failed the bar exam.
Excerpts from Plasma’s Notes
- Uncle Plasma kept many notes scattered across journals, loose papers, and post-it notes pinned to corkboard. The following was found scribbled among Plasma’s notes. This time, the Interdimensional Rumor Mill reveals a Rumor from IF-54.231 out of its Rumor Registry...
im afraid i must say that i do not find the mysteries featured on "scooby-doo" challenging enough .[1]
Chants
- Uncle Mode On
- Nephew Mode (when performing poorly)
- All according to Plansma!
- Get Unc’d on!
- get chapel killed
- UNKIE NASTY (following Season β19 infusion)
- Dunkle Plasma / Uncle Faxma (when getting Faxed)
