Liquid Friend

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Liquid Friend is a lineup player for the Breckenridge Jazz Hands, and has been with the team since the Season 17 elections. Friend has played for BC Noir and the San Francisco Lovers.

Official League Records

Friend joined the ILB as a lineup player for BC Noir during the inaugural Coffee Cup.

Friend was traded to the San Francisco Lovers during the Season 12 elections via The Big Sip blessing.

On Season 13, Gods' Day, Friend and Uncle Plasma were hired by The Commissioner to take part in the Investigation into the disappearances of Tad Seeth and Brisket Friendo.

On Season 14, Day 99, Friend was named an MVP and gained the Ego+ modification.

On Season 15, Day 19, York Silk of the Baltimore Crabs hit a flyout to Liquid Friend, causing Friend to gain the Observed modification. On Day 21, Friend disappeared from the Lovers' lineup and their Observed modification was replaced by the Redacted modification.

On Season 16, Day 48, Friend exited the Secret Base at the Bubble, losing Redacted and gaining the Attractor modification. Upon being batted in by Tamara Crankit, Friend joined the Breckenridge Jazz Hands' bench. Friend's Hard Boiled modification also became Scrambled at some point during this time.

During the Season 17 elections, Friend joined the Jazz Hands' active roster in exchange for Elijah Valenzuela via the Jazz Hands' Foreshadow will.


The remainder of this article contains lore created collaboratively by the Blaseball community.

Liquid Friend was a genderfluid, sentient, humanoid mass of liquid. Originally composed of sea water from the San Francisco Bay, they were capable of adapting their composition into any type of liquid, their favorites being freshwater and coffee.

Liquid was a spirit of the Bay conjured by Karla, the Lady of the Bay. Karla had a long history with the royalty of San Francisco, and, by extension, the San Francisco Lovers Blaseball team. Liquid spent much of their early life watching the Lovers' Blaseball games, and became enamored with both the splort and the people who play it.

When the Coffee Cup came along, Liquid took their chance. Splitting themselves from the bay waters into a form capable of playing Blaseball, they joined the BC Noir team alongside fellow newcomer Uncle Plasma.

After getting a taste in the Coffee Cup, Liquid didn't want to give up the splort. With the Lady of the Bay's blessing, they signed on to play full time with the San Francisco Lovers.

Fan Works


Liquid Friend is the focus of the following song: