James Mora II

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James Mora II is a lineup player in the Vault, and has been there since the end of Season 22. Mora II has played for the Baltimore Crabs.

Official League Records

Mora II joined the ILB as a lineup player for the Baltimore Crabs during the Season 21 elections as a result of the Crabs' Equivalent Exchange Will targeting James Mora.

At the end of Season 22, Mora II faded to Dust and returned to the Vault.

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History

Background

James "Jimmy" Mora is known as the Mullet Bullet from Oahu. Ze was raised in Honolulu, where ze is known for hir trademark mullet and fastball combo.

Despite hir roughneck appearance, Mora has a delightful high tenor singing voice, and sings walkup songs for the batters during Fridays games (even while ze is on the mound), accompanied by Stevenson Heat on ukulele.

Several unconfirmed reports have stated that Heat and Mora have begun a romantic relationship as of ██/██/████

The Many Moras

It has been speculated that Jimmy Mora may be related to Chicago Firefighters pitcher Swamuel Mora and Philly Pies pitcher Nicholas Mora. Popular theories include that they may all be the same person from different timelines, that they are the three fragmented parts of the long since incinerated blaseballer Mora Prime, or that they are siblings. None of these theories have been confirmed by any of the three.

Exploratory Surgeries

As a result of the Season 7 elections, James Mora underwent three exploratory surgeries to improve his pitching. While this did have the desired result of improving his pitching (albeit only slightly), the three surgeries also gave him cat ears and a cat tail. It is theorized that his pitching improvements are due to the feline sense of balance provided by the cat tail. After the surgeries, his teammates took to referring to him as The Six Million Dollar Catboy.