Hawai'i Fridays

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The Hawai‘i Fridays are a blaseball team in the Chaotic division of the Evil Conference. They were a part of Internet League Blaseball from Season AA until being incinerated on Season β24, Day 12. They then returned from the Hall of Flame, before Blaseball was consumed by the Black Hole (Black Hole), before finally returning in Fall Ball. They previously played in the Chaotic Good Division of the Good League and then the Mild Low division of the Mild League.

Roster

Lineup Rotation
Shadows

Expansion Era

Lineup Rotation
Shadows


Former Players

Incinerated

Feedback Swaps

Transferred

Preserved in the Vault

Faded to Dust

Season Results

For a list of more in-depth results, see List of Hawai'i Fridays Seasons

Season Record Win % Division Placement Season Notes
1 48-51 .485 4th
2 45-54 .455 4th
3 48-51 .485 4th
4 44-55 .444 tied 4th
5 48-51 .485 2nd
6 31-68 .313 5th
7 39-60 .394 5th
8 36-63 .364 4th
9 21-78 .212 5th Chosen as Mild Wild Card - Lost 1-2 to Hades Tigers in Wildcard Round
10 30-69 .303 5th
11 47-52 .475 3rd
12 59-40 .596 1st 2nd Seed in the Mild League series - Lost 1-3 to Seattle Garages in Round 1
13 58-41 .586 2nd 2nd Seed in the Mild League series - Won 3-2 to Canada Moist Talkers in Round 1, Lost 0-3 to Baltimore Crabs in Round 2
14 45-54 .455 4th
15 43-56 .434 5th
16 52-47 .525 4th

Blessings and Decrees

In the Season 1 election, the Fridays received the Shore Up blessing, increasing Svetlana Dickens's stats.

Blessings and Decrees (Beta)

In the Season β7 election, the Fridays received six blessings:

In the Season β10 election, the Fridays won the People's Champions blessing, trading Evelton McBlase II, Baldwin Breadwinner, and Bevan Underbuck for Nagomi Mcdaniel, Sutton Dreamy, and Montgomery Bullock. The Fridays also benefited from the effects of the Shadow Ban Together blessing won by the Charleston Shoe Thieves, boosting their shadows by 3%.

In the Season β11 elections, the Fridays were assigned the Arcana II The High Priestess.

In the Season β12 elections, the Fridays received the Trust will, granting Jacob Winner the Flippers modification, and the Infuse will, increasing Alyssa Harrell's stats. The Fridays also traded Nagomi Mcdaniel to the Seattle Garages for Greer Gwiffin due to the Garages' Plunder will.

In the Season β13 elections, the Fridays received the Foreshadow will, bringing Fenry Marlow forth from the Team's Shadows in exchange for Lizzy Pasta, and the Infuse will, increasing Alyssa Harrell's stats once again.

In the Season β14 elections, the Fridays received the Exchange will, sending Alyssa Harrell to the Baltimore Crabs in return for Baldwin Breadwinner. They also received the Plunder will, trading Greer Gwiffin to the LA Unlimited Tacos in return for Valentine Games. In addition, Spears Taylor received the Walk in the Park modification due to the the Solo Stroll blessing.

In the Season β15 elections, the Fridays received the Move will, switching Juice Collins from the lineup to their rotation. They also received the Alternate will for Baldwin Breadwinner, which granted the alternate player the Parasite modification. The Fridays won two blessings, Bird Brain, which gave Jacob Winner the Affinity for Crows, and Batting Practice, which boosted their lineup's batting stars by 1 to 4%.

In the Season β16 elections, the Fridays received the Move will, switching Baldwin Breadwinner from the lineup to their rotation. They also received the Transfuse will for Fenry Marlow, infusing their pitching and outfusing their batting.

In the Season β17 elections, the Fridays received the Transfuse will for Juice Collins, infusing their pitching and outfusing their defense. They also received the Reform will for Beck Whitney, rerolling their Roamin' modification to High Pressure. The Fridays won the Handcrafted Sunglasses Drop blessing, gifting Stevenson Heat Smokey Blood Sunglasses.

In the Season β18 elections, the Fridays received the Foreshadow will, sending Sutton Dreamy to the shadows in exchange for Alyssa Harrell. They also received the Shadow Infuse will for Melton Campbell, infusing their batting. The Fridays won the Skate Board blessing, gifting Alyssa Harrell a Skate Board.

In the Season β19 elections, the Fridays received the Foreshadow will, sending Mordecai Kingbird to the Shadows in exchange for Yasslyn Statter Jr.. They also received the Move will, moving Mordecai Kingbird from their bullpen to their bench. Additionally, they received the Equivalent Exchange will, sending Alyssa Harrell to the Chicago Firefighters in return for Gabriel Griffith. The Fridays won three blessings, Shadow of the Bats, which adjusted their Shadows’ pitching from -5 to 20%, Walk It Off, which improved Spears Taylor’s Moxie by 29%, and Shadow Sunglasses Supply Run, which gifted all Shadows players with an open item slot a pair of Sunglasses.

In the Season β20 elections, the Fridays received the Shadow Infuse will for Cordula Standlake, infusing their pitching. They also received the Move will, moving Yasslyn Statter Jr. from their rotation to their Shadows. The Fridays won two blessings, Pitch Runner, which moved Stevenson Heat to the lineup, and Slow Clap, which gave Don Mitchell the Slow Build modification.

In the Season β21 elections, the Fridays received the Shadow Infuse will for Melton Campbell, infusing their defense. They also received the Roster Swap will, switching Don Mitchell from their lineup to their rotation in exchange for Yosh Carpenter. The Fridays won the Recruit Ego blessing, which recruited Nicholas Mora to their lineup from the Canada Moist Talkers.

COMMUNITY REPORTS
The remainder of this article contains lore created collaboratively by the Blaseball community.
Season 3 group portrait by Hummingbelle.

Vibes

For more team-related Vibes, see Hawai‘i Fridays/Fan Culture.

Stadium

Season 3 team members relaxing between games.

The Fridays do not have a proper stadium and prefer to play wherever the vibes feel right.

Uniform

There is no official Fridays uniform. Players wear whatever they want, sometimes in team colors, sometimes not, although 'aloha print' patterns seemed to be historically preferred among players. Despite not having a uniform, the Fridays do have a dress code: if wearing a shirt, at least one button must be unbuttoned to feel the ocean breeze. It is unclear if any player has read the dress code.

Blaseball players of various teams having fun at a Fridays beach cookout.

Rivalries

The Hawai‘i Fridays do not have rivalries. Fans instead welcome all other teams to their games, and often hosts viewing parties with other teams to celebrate all events that occur during the course of a blaseball game.

Mascots

Juice Collins, Don Mitchell, Evelton McBlase, Stevenson Heat, and Beck Whitney wearing floral pattern suits walking in a line amid an evening scene, definitely not looking like they're about to commit a heist
Juice Collins, Don Mitchell, Evelton McBlase, Stevenson Heat, and Beck Whitney going to the Blellagio after a game. By @ch00beh

There is no official team mascot. Fans are encouraged to make up their own. At various times, the Fridays mascot has been: any bird in the vicinity of the game currently going on (including former Fridays captain Fletcher Yamamoto), a fan dressed up as a volcano, Our Lady of Perpetual Friday, the mysterious C O C O N U T, Swedish pop group BLABBA, or literally anything silly that shows up to the game. During their time on the team, Gabriel Griffith had been known to act as a mascot when not pitching.

Sponsorships

While the team was historically open to sponsorships, with the departure of York Silk and companies unable to sponsor Jacob Winner (despite their best efforts), the team has stopped accepting sponsorship offers.