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On Season 24, Day 15, The Gleek Thieves' Guild stole Bullock from the Baltimore Crabs and gave them to the Canada Moist Talkers. On Day 16, Bullock joined the Moist Talkers' pitching rotation in exchange for Eugenia Garbage at Gleek Arena via the Ratified Fax Machine.
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Box of Montgomery Bullock Files
- Dust billows as the file box lands on the table. While many archives in the Interdimensional Rumor Mill are unified in some way, this... definitely isn’t one of them. The accompanying Rumor Registry explains all of the contents... wherever it is... but for now you grab the folder labelled IF-42.939 and start reading...
This is a written account of the agreement stuck between XXXXXX XXXXXX XX and The Montgomery City Council for services rendered to the County of Montgomery. The XXXXXX XXXXXX XX, henceforth referred to as “Bullock” will, as per the agreement, be supplied with a willing resident of physical, spiritual and XXXXXXXX condition, henceforth referred to as the “vessel” which they will possess for as long as they are eligible as a vessel.
The vessel will not be allowed to come to any harm they would not otherwise face while not acting as the vessel, and the Montgomery City Council will provide an additional candidate as a vessel if and when that vessel becomes ineligible. The Montgomery City Council may select any eligible resident of Montgomery County to act as a vessel.
X J. S. White
X M. Bullock
As per the amendment voted on by the Montgomery City Council on a vote of 11-0, the following additions are made to the above text.
“Eligibility” will be defined as any resident meeting the criteria described above, with the additional requirement that; The Vessel must be between the ages of 18-65 The Vessel may file a request for exemption, as per the exemption clause listed below. Being a vessel for more than 24 hours makes a resident ineligible as a vessel. At such a time the Montgomery City council may select a new vessel.
Exemptions will be processed by the City Council of Montgomery and the one referred to as Bullock, and must be passed unanimously. These requests to dispute their eligibility must be submitted in writing at least 5 business days before their appointed time slot, and will be voted on in the next city Council meeting.
X L. Morgan
X M. Bullock
As per the arrangement sponsored by Mr. Bullock and voted on in the Montgomery City Council on a vote of 7-4, the following additions are made to the above text.
My submitting for Y-34, vessels are eligible to reimburse the cost of transportation to and from ILB games, as well as any costs associated with away games including but not limited to:
- Uniform fitting
- Allergy medications
- ISO 12312-2 sunglasses
- Entertainment costs from transportation to or from away games
- Additional costs covered under section 4a.
Furthermore any injuries resulting from legal play under the ILB regulations must be brought to the current Blaseball commissioner before they are processed through the Montgomery City Council. Any remaining amount may be reimbursed through the submission in writing of a Y-54 form, which can be mailed without postage from any legal ILB stadium.
X S. Levette
X M. Bullock
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