Montgomery Bullock

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Montgomery Bullock was a pitcher for the Canada Moist Talkers, and was with the team from Season β24, Day 15 until Fall Ball. Bullock has played for the Hawai'i Fridays, Atlantis Georgias, and Baltimore Crabs.

Official League Records

Bullock joined the ILB as a pitcher for the Baltimore Crabs with the Return of Blaseball.

During the Season β5 election, Bullock received boosts in all ratings as a part of the Horde Hallucinations and Rollback Netcode blessings.

On Season β6, Day 23, Bullock siphoned some of Hellmouth Sunbeams lineup player Alaynabella Hollywood's pitching ability in a game with Blooddrain weather, bringing it from to .

On Season β7, Day 82, Bullock siphoned some of San Francisco Lovers lineup player Helga Moreno's pitching ability in a game with Blooddrain weather, bringing it from to .

During the Season β9 elections, Bullock received the Friend of Crows modification due to the passing of the Forecast: Birds decree.

On Season β10, Day X, Bullock gained the Mild modification after the Crabs lost to THE SHELLED ONE'S PODS. Following the ascension of the Baltimore Crabs from their Season β10 Internet Series victory, Bullock was traded to the Hawai'i Fridays due to the People's Champion blessing. Additionally, Bullock was targeted by the San Francisco Lovers' Popular by Association blessing. Due to an election mishap, the Lovers instead gained a copy of Bullock, Bontgomery Mullock, while the Fridays kept the original Bullock.

Bullock was traded to the Atlantis Georgias in exchange for Mordecai Kingbird during the Season β16 elections via the Georgias' Equivalent Exchange will, becoming a lineup player in the process.

Bullock was traded to the Baltimore Crabs in exchange for Fish Summer during the Season β17 elections via the Georgias' Equivalent Exchange will.

During the Season β18 elections, Bullock retreated to the Crabs' Shadows as a result of the Crabs' Move will, becoming a pitcher in the process.

During the Season β19 elections, Bullock's pitching increased from 4.3 -> 5.8 as a result of the Crabs' Shadow Infuse will.

On Season β20, Day 9, Bullock joined the Crabs' active roster in exchange for Kaz Fiasco via Chesapeake Racetrack and Ballpark's Fax Machine.

During the Season β21 elections, Bullock gained the Heist Expert modification as a result of the Play to Find Out blessing.

On Season β23, Day 58, Bullock retreated to the Crabs' Shadows in exchange for Alston Cerveza as a result of the Chesapeake Racetrack and Ballpark's Fax Machine.

On Season β24, Day 15, The Gleek Thieves' Guild stole Bullock from the Baltimore Crabs and gave them to the Canada Moist Talkers. On Day 16, Bullock joined the Moist Talkers' pitching rotation in exchange for Eugenia Garbage at Gleek Arena via the Ratified Fax Machine.

The remainder of this article contains lore created collaboratively by the Blaseball community.

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An Agreement

This is a written account of the agreement stuck between XXXXXX XXXXXX XX and The Montgomery City Council for services rendered to the County of Montgomery. The XXXXXX XXXXXX XX, henceforth referred to as “Bullock” will, as per the agreement, be supplied with a willing resident of physical, spiritual and XXXXXXXX condition, henceforth referred to as the “vessel” which they will possess for as long as they are eligible as a vessel.

The vessel will not be allowed to come to any harm they would not otherwise face while not acting as the vessel, and the Montgomery City Council will provide an additional candidate as a vessel if and when that vessel becomes ineligible. The Montgomery City Council may select any eligible resident of Montgomery County to act as a vessel.

Council Chair
X J. S. White

Montgomery Bullock
X M. Bullock

An Amendment

As per the amendment voted on by the Montgomery City Council on a vote of 11-0, the following additions are made to the above text.

“Eligibility” will be defined as any resident meeting the criteria described above, with the additional requirement that; The Vessel must be between the ages of 18-65 The Vessel may file a request for exemption, as per the exemption clause listed below. Being a vessel for more than 24 hours makes a resident ineligible as a vessel. At such a time the Montgomery City council may select a new vessel.

Exemptions will be processed by the City Council of Montgomery and the one referred to as Bullock, and must be passed unanimously. These requests to dispute their eligibility must be submitted in writing at least 5 business days before their appointed time slot, and will be voted on in the next city Council meeting.

Council Chair
X L. Morgan
X M. Bullock

An Arrangement

As per the arrangement sponsored by Mr. Bullock and voted on in the Montgomery City Council on a vote of 7-4, the following additions are made to the above text.

My submitting for Y-34, vessels are eligible to reimburse the cost of transportation to and from ILB games, as well as any costs associated with away games including but not limited to:

  • Lodging
  • Laundry
  • Uniform fitting
  • Allergy medications
  • Sealant
  • ISO 12312-2 sunglasses
  • Entertainment costs from transportation to or from away games
  • Additional costs covered under section 4a.

Furthermore any injuries resulting from legal play under the ILB regulations must be brought to the current Blaseball commissioner before they are processed through the Montgomery City Council. Any remaining amount may be reimbursed through the submission in writing of a Y-54 form, which can be mailed without postage from any legal ILB stadium.

Council Chair
X S. Levette

Montgomery Bullock
X M. Bullock

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