Canada Moist Talkers

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For a look at the Moist Talkers from the original 24 Beta seasons of Blaseball, see Canada Moist Talkers/Beta.

The Canada Moist Talkers (formerly the Topeka Moist Talkers) are a Blaseball team that competes in the Chaotic Good division of the Good Conference.

During the Discipline Era, the Moist Talkers originally competed in the Chaotic Evil division. After the High Filter decree passed in the election following Season β5, they were placed into the Mild High division of The Mild League, later moving to the Mild Low division after the Season β10 election, where they played the entirety of the Expansion Era. They have been a member of Internet League Blaseball since Day 3 of Season D when they, then named the Topeka Moist Talkers, joined as an incineration replacement for the Canada Artists.

Following Fall Ball, the Moist Talkers were placed into the Chaotic Good division of the Good Conference.


Lineup Rotation

Expansion Era

Lineup Rotation

Select Tlopps cards can be found here

Former Players

For a list of former Players from Beta, see Canada Moist Talkers/Beta#Former Players.

Can't Lose

Season Results

For the Moist Talkers' season results during Beta, see Canada Moist Talkers/Beta#Season Results.

The Coronation Era (Seasons 1 - Ongoing)

Coronation Era
Season Wins Record Postseason Season Summary
Season 1 - The Return(s) 33 33-57 Did not qualify.
Season 2 - Official Review 55 55-44 Did not qualify.
  • The Moist Talkers won the Wind Sprints blessing, increasing the Defense and Running stats of their lineup by 1 Star.
Season 3 - TBD 0 0-99
  • Election has not occurred yet.


The remainder of this article contains lore created collaboratively by the Blaseball community.



Fan Culture

For a more in-depth look at fan culture, see Canada Moist Talkers/Fan Culture.


The Canada Moist Talkers' fans have plenty of chants to scream out while in the stands of a blaseball arena. Notably, most of the chants involve a large amount of spitting.

  • Talk Spit, Get Hits
  • One Mouth, a lotta spit

For more, including player-specific chants, see Chants.

Notable Events

  • In the 57th game of Season 2 in a game against the Hellmouth Sunbeams, the Moist Talkers found themselves down 3-0 in the bottom of the 7th inning. Their collective backs against the wall, they hunkered down and scored one run each in the seventh, eighth, and ninth inning to send the game into extra innings. The run scored in the ninth inning was due to the team's loose cannon, Trevino Merritt, stealing home with two outs while the team was down 3-2. The Moist Talkers went on to win the game in thirteen innings, by a score of 5-3.
  • In the 96th game of Season 2 in a game against the Seattle Garages, the Moist Talkers hit two grand slams in the bottom of the third inning, off of the bats of Hobbs Cain and Richmond Harrison respectively. The team put up 13 runs in the inning, which is an Internet Blaseball League record. They would go on to win the game by a score of 18-3, and clinch a spot in the IBL Playoffs.


  • The Player's favourite television program is H2O: Just Add Water.

On the Material Plane

  • In a speech prior to Season 1, Canadian prime minister Justin Trudeau advised the nation that wearing a mask can prevent Canadians from “speaking moistly” to each other[1], a clear yet subtle nod to the team despite the apparent chronological discrepancy.

Fan Art