Mooney Doctor

Mooney Doctor
Art by @Spiral_Joe, logo by @LonghairQ
Basic Information
Position	Pitcher
Team	Moab Hellmouth Sunbeams
Former Team(s)	Canada Moist Talkers
Status	Active
Batting	(2.5)
Pitching	(3.5)
Defense	(2.0)
Running	(1.0)
Vibes	(2.5)
Dates Active	Jul 20, 2020–present
External Links	Blaseball-Reference Player Changes Player Page
Personal Information
Evolution	Base 1
Peanut Allergy	Not Allergic
Pregame Ritual	Stretching
Coffee Style	Espresso
Blood Type	Love
Fate	22
Biographical Details
Pronouns	she/her, they/them
Personal Relationships
Wives	The Moon
Other Background Information
Heliolatric Zodiac	Blessed Emanation

Mooney Doctor is a pitcher for the Moab Hellmouth Sunbeams, and has been with the team since Fall Ball. Doctor has previously played for the Canada Moist Talkers.

Official League Records

Doctor joined the ILB as a pitcher for the Canada Moist Talkers with the Return of Blaseball.

During the Season β13 elections, Doctor retreated to the Moist Talkers' Shadows in exchange for Shirai McElroy as a result of the Moist Talkers' Foreshadow will, resulting in a combined 9.6 → 10.3 stat increase.

During the Season β21 elections, Doctor Evolved to Base 1 as a result of the Shadow Evolution blessing.

During the November 11, 2022 Fall Ball, Doctor fell to the Hellmouth Sunbeams.

COMMUNITY REPORTS
The remainder of this article contains lore created collaboratively by the Blaseball community.

History

Before joining the Moist Talkers, Doctor studied marine biology at the University of British Columbia, and oddly showed no prior interest in blaseball before joining the team. Her career change seemed unprecedented, but it has been theorized that she may have been brought into the Moist Talkers' fold in order to address some incredibly specialized health needs within the team's roster. Her pitching success is considered, in that case, to have been a pleasant surprise.

Season 1

In Season 1, Doctor threw the first recorded no-hitter in ILB history. After the game, she thanked her wife for inspiring her to allow a perfectly circular "0" number of hits during the game.

Association with Necromancy

During the events of Season β6 Doctor took over the Moist Talkers' necromancy initiative after Hobbs Cain's feedback swap to the Philly Pies on Season β6, Day 82. After being left detailed notes by Cain, Doctor improved upon the ritual with the help of Francisco Preston and was able to open and maintain the portal to the Void that the Garages used to recover Jaylen Hotdogfingers.

In the aftermath of the revival and the events of Ruby Tuesday, Doctor was asked by the Halifax Gazette if she regretted her actions. She responded:

Look we were all pretty broken up about Richmond leaving, Hobbs especially. If you’re wondering if I would do it all again? Absolutely. Our "punishment" is once again an example of the stifling effect that the non-Euclidean and frankly negligent blaseball gods have on the sanctity of the league they're supposed to be officiating. This "unstable" business is just an excuse by the higher ups to not deal with the very obvious umpire problem the league has been dealing with for months.

Further excerpts from the interview have been omitted to protect REDACTED.

Legal Disclaimer

Doctor denies any and all involvement on the part of her wife, the moon, in the flooding of the country. With an increasing frequency, she can be seen in the stands of Tranquility Strongarms games cheering them on, despite the fact she's on a different team.

Fan Works

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  Season 3 Player Card

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  Bootleg Mooney Doctor Blaseball Card Season 3

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  Moist Talker Lineup, Mooney is first from the left

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  Mooney Doctor at High Tide. (s13)