Canada Moist Talkers/History

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The Moist Talker's home stadium is Gleek Arena in the sunken city of Halifax, Nova Scotia, Canada.

The mouth in the Moist Talkers logo is modeled after Tom DeLonge, noted musician, Canadian, and UFO Researcher.

Signature Moves

One of the characteristic pitches of the Moist Talkers is the spitball. The characteristic batting methods are the wet noodle, or the soggy Macdonald.


Outside of Canada, this team is widely known by their nickname "The Towelettes."