The Seattle Garages are a Blaseball team in the Chaotic division of the Evil Conference. They have been a part of Internet League Blaseball since Season β1. The Garages have formerly played in the Chaotic division of the Evil League (Seasons 1-5) and the High Division of Mild League (Seasons 6-24).
Beta Player History
NEW Player History
For more detailed Season Results, check out the Seattle Garages' Seasons Results Hub.
The Discipline Era
|The Discipline Era (Seasons 1-11)|
|β1||43||43-56||Entered Party Time on Day 91|
|β2||46||46-53||Entered Party Time on Day 93||
|3||48||48-51||Entered Party Time on Day 97|
|4||49||49-50||Entered Party Time on Day 96|
|5||52||52-47||Entered Party Time on Day 96|
|10||47||47-52||Entered Party Time on Day 91|
The Expansion Era
|The Expansion Era (Seasons 12-24)|
|13||50||51-48||Entered Party Time on Day 89|
|14||39||41-58||Entered Party Time on Day 85||
|15||24||25-74||Entered Party Time on Day 74||
|16||34||35-64||Entered Party Time on Day 77||
|17||48||48-51||Entered Party Time on Day 91||
|18||32||34-65||Entered Party Time on Day 78||
|20||26||37-62||Entered Party Time on Day 72
|21||40||30-69||Entered Party Time on Day 91
|22||61||49-50||Entered Party Time on Day 93
|24||27||59-38||Party Time was Nullified by the Black Hole (Black Hole) on Day 64|
The Coronation Era
|The Coronation Era (NEW Seasons 1-?)|
|N02||43||43-47||Entered Party Time after Game 80||
The remainder of this article contains lore created collaboratively by the Blaseball community.
For a more in-depth look at the team, see Seattle Garages/History.
The Garages play their home games at Hotdogfingers Memorial Climate Pledge Garage and Parking Facility, also known as the Big Garage, which is located inside an aircraft hangar, a garage for planes.
The Garages are also a musical supergroup known by several names and composed of members of the best bands in the Seattle blunge scene. The team plays exclusively against teams that happen to be in the same city as their Eternal Tour, which lines up perfectly with their League-mandated schedule.
They are also an anarcho-syndicalist collective.
The Seattle Garages have no coach and instead communally coach each other.
Main Page: United Seattle Garages Mascot Workers.
Garages management initially pitched Jerry the Car as a mascot for the team. However, following massive fan outcry, Seattle Garages management tasked its active player roster with the creation of a new mascot. Unable to agree on one of fourteen pitches from every member of the team, it was agreed to let all players have their own mascot as a short-term solution. Following the incineration of Jaylen Hotdogfingers, mascots, players and teams agreed on a formal process of representation on a permanent basis, honoring Jaylen's mascot Connie the Cone, and allowing new player Derrick Kruger to add his own mascot, Casey Cat Tree.
Garages live commentary is provided by Mama Duende, who also provides orange slices and juice boxes for the team at the end of each game. Despite her name, Mama Duende bears no relation to Theodore Duende. She is very nice.
For a more in-depth look at fan culture, see Seattle Garages/Fan Culture.
The Garages have a die-hard fan base known as "the Band". Many fans are known to camp out in the stands for weeks or even months on end, enjoying games and concerts 24/7.
- "PARK IT!"
- "PLUG THE BANDS!" (followed by everyone shouting out names of local independent bands)
- "TOWNSEND!" (exasperatedly, for pitcher Mike Townsend)
- "NAIL BAT" (a commonly used chant for batter Allison Abbott)
See Generalized Seattle Garages fan art here. See player specific fan art on their individual wiki.
|Buried||Jasper Destiny · Rigby Friedrich · Chandra Blortles · Pedro Davids|
|Stats||NEW Seasons||1 · 2|
|Beta Seasons||β1 · β2 · β3 · β4 · β5 · β6 · β7 · β8 · β9 · β10 · β11 · β12 · β13 · β14 · β15 · β16 · β17 · β18 · β19 · β20 · β21 · β22 · β23 · β24|
|Ballpark||The Hotdogfingers Memorial Climate Pledge Garage and Parking Facility|
|Community||United Seattle Garages Mascot Workers · Seattle Garages Stadium and Training Volunteers · Seattle Garages Lil' Roadies|
|Places||Dark Seattle · Seattle Gum Wall · Ron Monstera Memorial Cat Cafe and Sanctuary · Seattle Shadows Co-op|
|History||Seattle Garages's History · Jamazon · Dark Seattle Corporates · Operation DEBT Collection|
|Fan Culture 📣 · Fan Works 💌 · Tlopps Cards 🃏|