Seattle Garages/Season 4

🎸 Seattle Garages
Season 4
Dates	August 24, 2020 - August 30, 2020
← Previous	Season 3
Next →	Season 5
Results
Overall Record	49-50
Partytime	Day 96
Divine Favor	19
Division	3rd in Evil Chaotic
League	6th in Evil League
ILB Placement	12th overall
Roster Changes
Date Change Cause β04 36 - Avila Guzman + Farrell Seagull 🚤 Feedback
Stat Changes
Date Change Cause β04 EL Malik Destiny's Alternate is called.   +  AlternateThis Player is an Alternate... Player is replaced with an alternate reality version, stats are randomized. 🎸 Decree Alternate Reality β04 EL Ron Monstera's Alternate is called.   +  Alternate 🎸 Decree Alternate Reality
Decrees
Alternate Reality   Malik Destiny   +  Alternate   Ron Monstera   +  Alternate
Blessings
None

In Season β4, the Seattle Garages finished sixth in the Evil League and twelfth in the ILB. The team experienced one feedback and no incinerations during the season. The Garages received no blessings in the Season β4 Election.

Starting Roster

Lineup	Rotation
Malik Destiny Theodore Duende Avila Guzman Luis Acevedo Cedric Spliff Lang Richardson Oliver Mueller Allison Abbott Greer Gwiffin	Mike Townsend Tot Clark Arturo Huerta Ron Monstera Henry Marshallow
Bench	Bullpen
Mcdowell Karim Sparks Beans Oliver Loofah	Lenny Marijuana Schneider Blanco Antonio Mccall Leticia Snyder Chorby Short Daniel Benedicte Goodwin Morin Tillman Wan

Season

Roster Changes

• On Day 36, batter Avila Guzman was caught in the feedback and swapped with Miami Dale batter Farrell Seagull. (Watch here on Before).

Notable Games

• On Day 11, pitcher Mike Townsend led the Seattle Garages to a 6-4 victory over the reigning ILB champion Hades Tigers, earning the status of credit to the team. (Watch here on Before).
• On Day 44, slugger Allison Abbott had bad vibes. (Watch here on Before).

Election Outcomes

Decrees

One Decree affected the Seattle Garages:

• Alternate Reality passed with 52,343 votes and 23% of all decree votes.
  • The Alternates are called.
  • They take their places.
  • Reverberations build...
    • Malik Destiny's Alternate was called.
      • +  Alternate
      • Combined 9.1 → 10.4
    • Ron Monstera's Alternate was called.
      • +  Alternate
      • Combined 11.4 → 9.2

Blessings

The Seattle Garages won no blessings but were affected by the following blessings:

• Questioning Their Every Decision blessed the Canada Moist Talkers.
  
  • Impaired the minimum vibes of the Houston Spies by 7%
  • Impaired the minimum vibes of the Miami Dale by 7%
  • Impaired the minimum vibes of the Seattle Garages by 7%
  • Impaired the minimum vibes of the Breckenridge Jazz Hands by 7%
  • The Moist Talkers had 8% of the vote. The Baltimore Crabs had 14% of the vote. 3,660 votes were cast.

Season Overview

COMMUNITY REPORTS
The remainder of this article contains lore created collaboratively by the Blaseball community.

Redemption Arc

The time of Drought preceding Season β4 marked a major sea change for the Seattle Garages. The devastating loss of four teammates during Season β3 prompted players and fans alike to reconsider internal rivalries. Faced with the very real possibility of death at any time, players resolved to value and respect each other despite their many disagreements. The band even reconciled with perennial pariah Mike Townsend and released a new single mike townsend (is a credit to the team) to commemorate both the band and Mike's changed perspectives.

In The Feedback

A bar graph depicting the Season 4 Garages wins over .500 across the entire season. We'll suck forever.

In Season 4, the Garages inched even closer to finishing the season with a winning record, continuing the gradual improvements of past seasons. With 6 thumbs per pitcher and hitting fueled by coffee grounds, the band was able to make an even start to the season and even dug themselves out of a midseason slump to finish out just under 0.500 win percentage. Midseason, fans and teammates bid farewell to barista and batter Avila Guzman after a surprise trade to the Miami Dale. Guzman was replaced by artist and intrepid explorer Farrell Seagull. While Avila may be on a cruise, fans are always excited to see her back in Seattle, and welcomed her with a standing ovation during the next Garages-Dale series. The Garages once again missed the postseason, a small price to pay after escaping the season unscathed.

Parallel Worlds

The Seattle Garages won no blessings in Season 4. However, the passage of the Alternate Reality abruptly replaced players Ron Monstera and Malik Destiny with versions of themselves from other dimensions, much to the surprise of everyone at the viewing party. Monstera appeared mostly the same aside from a different first name and an interest in Norse mythology. Destiny's alternate was more of a surprise. Despite having a similar family history and life story, the alternate Malik was a catboy hailing from a parallel dimension similar to the world of the Immaterial Plane, but with a few fantastical differences, including monsters which "Meowlik" made a career out of slaying. Destiny and Monstera were both able to keep in touch with their previous dimensions through one of Monstera's inventions, and the alternate Malik maintains that Blaseball is "just as fun" as adventuring.