Luis Acevedo was a pitcher for the Baltimore Crabs, and was with the team from the Season β16 election until being incinerated on Season β17, Day 2. Acevedo also played for the Seattle Garages and Ohio Worms.
Official League Records
Acevedo joined the ILB as a lineup player for the Seattle Garages with the Return of Blaseball.
On Season β3, Day 57, Acevedo hit a single at the bottom of the 9th which batted in a game-winning run. This closed out the second of three fully swept seasons against the Breckenridge Jazz Hands and tied both teams' records for first place in the Chaotic Evil division.
As a result of the Season β7 elections, Acevedo was sent to the Baltimore Crabs while Oliver Notarobot was sent to the Seattle Garages.
On Season β9, Day 10, Acevedo siphoned some of Unlimited Tacos batter Vito Kravitz's hitting ability in a game with Blooddrain weather. This raised Acevedo's hitting from to .
On Season β10, Day X, Acevedo gained the Flinch modification after the Crabs lost to THE SHELLED ONE'S PODS. Due to the Crabs' Ascension, Acevedo was absent from the ILB from the Season β10 elections until the Descension.
During the Season β12 elections, Acevedo's defense was increased by 4.0 → 4.6 as a result of the Crabs' The Rack blessing.
Acevedo was traded to the Ohio Worms in exchange for Enid Marlow during the Season β14 elections via the Worms' Exchange will, becoming a pitcher in the process.
Acevedo was traded back to the Baltimore Crabs in exchange for Jacoby Podcast during the Season β15 elections via the Worms' Equivalent Exchange will. Additionally, Acevedo's pitching was increased 2.1 → 3.4 and batting decreased 3.6 → 3.3 as a result of the Worms' Transfuse will.
On Season β17, Day 2, Acevedo was incinerated and replaced by Jon Halifax.
The remainder of this article contains lore created collaboratively by the Blaseball community.
Box of Luis Acevedo Files
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Contractual Gender Consumption
By reading this page, you have agreed to the terms and conditions that cede your gender over to Luis Acevedo for the purposes of consumption, and nothing else. Be advised that Luis Acevedo receives no nutritional benefit from eating your gender, and merely does it for splort. There will be no compensation. (See Clause One for compensation.) Please head to the Crabitat, the Wormhole, or the Big Garage in a timely manner. If you do not proceed to these locations in a timely manner, your gender will still be consumed. It is inevitable.
The ILB is not responsible for any side effects that come with the consumption of your gender, including the inability to be referred to using any pronouns, the loss of your name, or, in rare and occasionally fatal cases, the inability to be perceived by anyone with a concept of “gender.” If you have any complaints, simply stop having them, or report them to [email protected]. We will not get back to you.
Clause One: If compensation for consumption of gender is requested, you will receive a Luis Acevedo-patterned binder. There are no returns for this item. If you throw away this item, it will reappear back in your dresser. Feel free to sell it on E-Blay; however, it will be returned to you in four to seven business days.
On the event of Luis Acevedo’s death, a failsafe clause will be triggered that may result in a discharge of additional genders being kept by Mx Acevedo. The ILB is not responsible for the results of any “Gender Shrapnel” that may cause guests, players, or staff to gain or lose genders, and is not liable for any damage, insight, or internal revelations cause by the death of Mx. Acevedo.
Luis and Tot by CallofDuckies
Mini-Blaseballer by @HetreaSky
Art by @glassgoblin
Art by @corpserevivers
Art by @Ratgills
Luis Acevedo a playlist by Rai
do you know what you're doing? (don't worry, i don't either) Luis and Kennedy talk in an unfamiliar place about familiar feelings. by Rai
The smell of ozone during a storm Luis and the Crabs. by Rai
Into the Deep Luis Joins the Crabs by Klauinax
Art by @showzens
Luis is Elsewhere. Art by @glassgoblin
Luis and Tot by gl1tchm4g3
Luis punches a hole in the ground by gl1tchm4g3
Luis and Sparks, haunting their respective living companions (by feya)
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