Seattle Garages (Gamma 1)
This page is about an alternate universe Short Circuits Team. For the mainline Team, see the Seattle Garages.
The Seattle Garages are a Gamma 1 Internet League Blaseball team in the Evil Division of the Solid League. They have been a part of Gamma 1 since Season 1 and won the Internet Series in Season 2. After the Microphone shorted out in Gamma 1, their status is unknown.
Roster
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Lineup | Rotation |
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Shadows | |
Player History
Date | Removed | Added | Cause | |||
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01 81 | Jayden Phlegm | Kevin Sclemmer | Night Shift ![]() |
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01 89 | Kale Welles | Isaiah Willits | Night Shift ![]() |
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02 71 | Lefty Marama | Lawyer Candelabra | Incineration ![]() |
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02 120 | - | Buster Valencia | Postseason Birth | |||
02 EL | Merry Exit | - | Will 🎸 | Charge | ||
0? ??? | - | Jot Melcon | Postseason Birth? | |||
0? ?? | Augustus Grade | - | ???? |
Season Results
Season | Finish | Wins | Record | Postseason | Season Summary | ||
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League | Conference | Division | |||||
1 | 10th | 5th | 3rd | 54 | 54-66 | Entered Party Time on Day 111 | Complete Summary |
2 | 5th | 3rd | 1st | 69 | 69-51 | Division Series: Defeated New York Millenials 3-0 Conference Championships: Defeated Miami Dale 3-1 Internet Series: Defeated Atlantis Georgias 3-1 |
Complete Summary |
Election Results
Season 1
Amplification
- More Fingers passed with 129 Votes, 77% of all Decree Votes
- The Garages were boosted.
- Pitching 1.29 → 1.54
- Lisa Myers was boosted.
- Pitching 2.63 → 3.03
- Craig Romero was boosted.
- Pitching 2.02 → 2.78
- Kevin Schlemmer was boosted.
- Pitching 2.36 → 2.72
- Jade Mesa was boosted.
- Pitching 1.84 → 2.39
- Lefty Marama was boosted.
- Pitching 0.35 → 0.84
- The Garages were boosted.
Distortion
- Gunblade Bat blessed the Seattle Garages.
- Jade Mesa gained Gunblade Bat.
- + Gunblade Bat
- The Garages had 32% of the Votes
They were the highest bidders.
607 votes were cast.
- Jade Mesa gained Gunblade Bat.
Season 2
Charge
- The Garages Discharged Merry Exit.
- 🎸 - Merry Exit
- MERRY EXIT BECAME A STATIC CHARGE
- + Static
- Charge - 100% of all Garages Will Votes
This Filing - 44% of Garages Charge Votes
Final Odds - 44% chance of happening.
Team Overview

The remainder of this article contains lore created collaboratively by the Blaseball community.
The Seattle Garages are a combination punk rock band and blaseball team based in Seattle, Washington. Their home stadium is Hotdogfingers Memorial Climate Pledge Garage and Parking Facility, a giant shadowy repurposed airplane hangar. When the band is not playing blaseball, they are playing shows. Often they're doing both at once. The Garages are beloved by fans both locally in the Pacific Northwest and across the world.
The Garages are an anarcho-syndicalist collective.
Players | Batters | |
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Pitchers | ||
Shadows | ||
Buried | Jasper Destiny · Rigby Friedrich · Chandra Blortles · Pedro Davids | |
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Stats | NEW Seasons | 1 · 2 |
Beta Seasons | β1 · β2 · β3 · β4 · β5 · β6 · β7 · β8 · β9 · β10 · β11 · β12 · β13 · β14 · β15 · β16 · β17 · β18 · β19 · β20 · β21 · β22 · β23 · β24 | |
Ballpark | The Hotdogfingers Memorial Climate Pledge Garage and Parking Facility | |
Community Lore | ||
Community | United Seattle Garages Mascot Workers · Seattle Garages Stadium and Training Volunteers · Seattle Garages Lil' Roadies | |
Places | Dark Seattle · Seattle Gum Wall · Ron Monstera Memorial Cat Cafe and Sanctuary · Seattle Shadows Co-op | |
History | Seattle Garages's History · Jamazon · Dark Seattle Corporates · Operation DEBT Collection | |
Fan Culture 📣 · Fan Works 💌 · Tlopps Cards 🃏 | ||
Park It! |