Seattle Garages (Gamma 1)

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This page is about an alternate universe Short Circuits Team. For the mainline Team, see the Seattle Garages.

The Seattle Garages are a Gamma 1 Internet League Blaseball team in the Evil Division of the Solid League. They have been a part of Gamma 1 since Season 1 and won the Internet Series in Season 2. After the Microphone shorted out in Gamma 1, their status is unknown.

Roster

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Lineup Rotation
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Player History

Date Removed Added Cause
01 81 Jayden Phlegm Kevin Sclemmer Night Shift Night
01 89 Kale Welles Isaiah Willits Night Shift Night
02 71 Lefty Marama Lawyer Candelabra Incineration Solar Eclipse
02 120 - Buster Valencia Postseason Birth
02 EL Merry Exit - Will 🎸 Charge
0? ??? - Jot Melcon Postseason Birth?
0? ?? Augustus Grade - ????

Season Results

Season Finish Wins Record Postseason Season Summary
League Conference Division
1 10th 5th 3rd 54 54-66 Entered Party Time on Day 111 Complete Summary
2 5th 3rd 1st 69 69-51 Division Series:
Defeated New York Millenials 3-0
Conference Championships:
Defeated Miami Dale 3-1
Internet Series:
Defeated Atlantis Georgias 3-1
Complete Summary

Election Results

Season 1

Amplification

  • Teamicon garages.png
    More Fingers passed with 129 Votes, 77% of all Decree Votes
    • The Garages were boosted.
      • Pitching 1.29 1.54
    • Lisa Myers was boosted.
      • Pitching 2.63 3.03
    • Craig Romero was boosted.
      • Pitching 2.02 2.78
    • Kevin Schlemmer was boosted.
      • Pitching 2.36 2.72
    • Jade Mesa was boosted.
      • Pitching 1.84 2.39
    • Lefty Marama was boosted.
      • Pitching 0.35 0.84

Distortion

  • Teamicon garages.png
    Gunblade Bat blessed the Seattle Garages.
    • Jade Mesa gained Gunblade Bat.
      • + Gunblade Bat
    • The Garages had 32% of the Votes
      They were the highest bidders.
      607 votes were cast.

Season 2

Charge

  • Teamicon garages.png
    The Garages Discharged Merry Exit.
  • MERRY EXIT BECAME A STATIC CHARGE
    • +  Static
  • Charge - 100% of all Garages Will Votes
    This Filing - 44% of Garages Charge Votes
    Final Odds - 44% chance of happening.

Team Overview

COMMUNITY REPORTS
The remainder of this article contains lore created collaboratively by the Blaseball community.

The Seattle Garages are a combination punk rock band and blaseball team based in Seattle, Washington. Their home stadium is Hotdogfingers Memorial Climate Pledge Garage and Parking Facility, a giant shadowy repurposed airplane hangar. When the band is not playing blaseball, they are playing shows. Often they're doing both at once. The Garages are beloved by fans both locally in the Pacific Northwest and across the world.

The Garages are an anarcho-syndicalist collective.