Seattle Garages (Gamma 1)

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This page is about an alternate universe Short Circuits Team. For the mainline Team, see the Seattle Garages.

Seattle Garages
Logo by zandterbird
League	Internet League Blaseball (Gamma 1)
Subleague	Evil
Division	Solid
Modifications	Under ReviewThis Team is Under Review...
Home Location	Seattle
Team Slogan	"Park It!"
Team Colors	#2b4075, #5a83ea
Emoji	🎸
Championships	●
Team Abbreviation	SEA
External Links	Blaseball-Reference Team Page
Variants
Short Circuits	Seattle Garages (Gamma 2) Seattle Garages (Gamma 3) Seattle Garages (Gamma 4)

The Seattle Garages are a Gamma 1 Internet League Blaseball team in the Evil Division of the Solid League. They have been a part of Gamma 1 since Season 1 and won the Internet Series in Season 2. After the Microphone shorted out in Gamma 1, their status is unknown.

Roster

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Lineup	Rotation
Alexander Curtana Talon Romero Weaver Kaat Muggsy Legbone Sauce First Isaiah Willits Mía Inningson	Lawyer Candelabra Jade Mesa Kevin Schlemmer Craig Romero Lisa Myers
Shadows
Toto Dropper Aria Rucksack Bernie Rock Kale Welles Jayden Phlegm Fergus Mars Gerrard Hammer Buster Valencia Jot Melcon

Player History

Date	Removed		Added		Cause
01 81	Jayden Phlegm		Kevin Sclemmer		Night Shift
01 89	Kale Welles		Isaiah Willits		Night Shift
02 71	Lefty Marama		Lawyer Candelabra		Incineration
02 120	-		Buster Valencia		Postseason Birth
02 EL	Merry Exit		-		Will 🎸	Charge
0? ???	-		Jot Melcon		Postseason Birth?
0? ??	Augustus Grade		-		????

Season Results

Season	Finish			Wins	Record	Postseason	Season Summary
	League	Conference	Division
1	10th	5th	3rd	54	54-66	Entered Party Time on Day 111	Complete Summary
2	5th	3rd	1st	69	69-51	Division Series: Defeated New York Millenials 3-0 Conference Championships: Defeated Miami Dale 3-1 Internet Series: Defeated Atlantis Georgias 3-1	Complete Summary

Election Results

Season 1

Amplification

• 
  More Fingers passed with 129 Votes, 77% of all Decree Votes
  • The Garages were boosted.
    • Pitching 1.29 → 1.54
  • Lisa Myers was boosted.
    • Pitching 2.63 → 3.03
  • Craig Romero was boosted.
    • Pitching 2.02 → 2.78
  • Kevin Schlemmer was boosted.
    • Pitching 2.36 → 2.72
  • Jade Mesa was boosted.
    • Pitching 1.84 → 2.39
  • Lefty Marama was boosted.
    • Pitching 0.35 → 0.84

Distortion

• 
  Gunblade Bat blessed the Seattle Garages.
  • Jade Mesa gained Gunblade Bat.
    • + Gunblade Bat
  • The Garages had 32% of the Votes
    They were the highest bidders.
    607 votes were cast.

Season 2

Charge

• 
  The Garages Discharged Merry Exit.
  • 🎸 - Merry Exit
• MERRY EXIT BECAME A STATIC CHARGE
  • +  Static.....
    When two players attempt to Echo each other, they both disappear into Static.
• Charge - 100% of all Garages Will Votes
  This Filing - 44% of Garages Charge Votes
  Final Odds - 44% chance of happening.

Team Overview

COMMUNITY REPORTS
The remainder of this article contains lore created collaboratively by the Blaseball community.

The Seattle Garages are a combination punk rock band and blaseball team based in Seattle, Washington. Their home stadium is Hotdogfingers Memorial Climate Pledge Garage and Parking Facility, a giant shadowy repurposed airplane hangar. When the band is not playing blaseball, they are playing shows. Often they're doing both at once. The Garages are beloved by fans both locally in the Pacific Northwest and across the world.

The Garages are an anarcho-syndicalist collective.