Chorby Short is a player for the Core Mechanics, and has been with the team since Fall Ball. Short has played for the Yellowstone Magic, New York Millennials, Hawai'i Fridays, Boston Flowers, Hades Tigers, Dallas Steaks, and Breckenridge Jazz Hands.
Official League Records
During the Season 8 elections, Short joined the Yellowstone Magic's active roster in exchange for Terrell Bradley as a result of the Lottery Pick blessing. This made Short the first player to exit the Shadows to join the league as an active player.
On Season 12, Day 1, during a game against the Canada Moist Talkers with star pitcher PolkaDot Patterson on the mound, Short accrued two Strikes, 112 Foul Balls, and one Ball before striking out looking at their first at-bat in the new era of Blaseball. By the end of the season, Short ended up breaking the record for most foul balls in a season with a total of 2345. During the Season 12 elections, the Yellowstone Magic received the Summoning Circle blessing, which increased Short's batting from to .
During the Season 14 elections Election, Short's hitting was boosted to 4.3 as a result of the Precognition blessing. Short also gained the Homebody modification as a result of the Magic's Trust will.
On Season 15, Day 30, York Silk of the Baltimore Crabs hit a ground out to Short, causing Short to be Observed. Later, after play ended on Day 33, Short disappeared from the Magic's lineup, and they were Redacted. During the Season 15 elections, the Yellowstone Magic attempted to Plunder Short, but Short remained Redacted, and gained the Unstable modification as well.
On Season 16, Day 37, Short exited the Secret Base at the Crabitat, losing Redacted and gaining the Attractor modification. Upon being batted in by Mullen Peterson, Short joined the New York Millennials' bench.
During the Season 17 elections, Short's Unstable modification was rerolled to Friend of Crows via the Millennials' Reform will. Short was then immediately traded to the Boston Flowers in exchange for Castillo Turner via the Millennials' Equivalent Exchange will.
During the Season 20 elections, Short was traded back to the New York Millennials in exchange for Castillo Turner as a result of the Flowers' Equivalent Exchange Will, becoming a lineup player in the process.
During the Season 21 elections, Short was traded back to the Boston Flowers in exchange for Castillo Turner as a result of the Millennials' Equivalent Exchange Will, becoming a pitcher in the process.
During the Season 22 elections, Short retreated to the Flowers' Shadows in exchange for Wade Howe as a result of the Flowers' Swap will. Short was then traded to the Hawai'i Fridays in exchange for Castillo Turner as a result of the Flowers' Equivalent Exchange will, becoming a lineup player in the process, before retreating again to the Flowers' Shadows as a result of the Flowers' Move will.
On Season 23, Day 3, Short rejoined the Flowers' pitching rotation in exchange for Dunn Keyes as a result of Boston Garden's Fax Machine. On Day 8, Short traded their Traitor Concrete Socks of Strength for Glabe Moon's The Fifth Base. On Day 9, Short then began super roaming.
After roaming four times, (to Millenials, Tigers, Steaks, and Jazz Hands respectively), the fifth base was stolen from Short by Tigers Pitcher Dunlap Figueroa on Season 23, Day 43, leaving Short playing for the Breckenridge Jazz Hands.
The remainder of this article contains lore created collaboratively by the Blaseball community.
Box of Chorby Short Files
- Dust billows as the file box lands on the table. While many archives in the Interdimensional Rumor Mill are unified in some way, this... definitely isn’t one of them. The accompanying Rumor Registry explains all of the contents... wherever it is... but for now you grab the folder labelled IF-83.360 and start reading...
Chorby Short is a blessing and a gift. They hop and bat good, and they run fast. They are smol, and loved by everyone on the Yellowstone Magic. They used to watch Blaseball when they were a wee tadpole. They looked up to Annie Roland. They arre training to become a magical girl.
For more fanfiction, see the Chorby Short tag on AO3.
- The King and the Frog by DDDragoni - Chorby Short is not happy about the Magic's recent recruitment of King Weatherman.
Chorby by @graciedarts
Chorby Short speaks with her friend mouth. Blame @monthenor
Clay Chorby Short by @makeriris
Mini-Blaseballer by @HetreaSky
magical girl chorby by @oceanblanks
Enjoying coffee with cream and sugar, by @heroboof
Art of Chorby with her sourdough baseball bat. By @SetsunaRyn
Chorby Short's Jazz Hands ID card, by @VoxiSour
Chorby Short's Jazz Hands ID portrait, by @VoxiSour
Queen of Wands
- Ifh-Biff, the Data Efreet (March 5, 2021). "The Chorby Short Pitch Count Charts of Season 12". Archived.
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