The Boston Flowers are an Internet League Blaseball team in the Low division of the Wild League. They have been a part of the ILB since Season AA. The Flowers were previously in the Chaotic Good division of the Good League, until in Season 5 the the High Filter decree disbanded the Good and Evil Leagues, replacing them with the Mild and Wild Leagues.
- Hurley Pacheco (Season 2, Day 76; replaced by Nic Winkler)
- Bryanayah Chang (Season 3, Day 5; replaced by Hotbox Sato)
- Jorge Ito (Season 3, Day 47; replaced by Caligula Lotus)
- Isaac Rubberman (Season 3, Day 82; replaced by Vito Kravitz)
- Matheo Carpenter (Season 4, Day 59; replaced by Gloria Bugsnax)
- Morrow Doyle (Season 4, Day 98; replaced by Inez Owens)
- Caligula Lotus (Season 6, Day 31; replaced by Hiroto Cerna)
- Moses Mason (Season 16, Day 2; replaced by Salih Ultrabass)
- Hiroto Cerna (Season 17, Day 36; replaced by Allan Kranch)
- Brock Forbes (Season 22, Day 19; replaced by Backpatch Rolsenthal)
- Adalberto Tosser (Season 24, Day 4; replaced by Ruffian Scrobbles)
- Vito Kravitz (Season 4, Day 54; replaced by Moses Mason)
- Hotbox Sato (Season 4, Day 58; replaced by Morrow Doyle)
- Beck Whitney (Season 6, Day 80; replaced by Hahn Fox)
Trades and Blessings
- Hahn Fox (Season 6; traded to the Hellmouth Sunbeams for Alaynabella Hollywood)
- Alaynabella Hollywood (Season 12; traded from the Shadows to the Seattle Garages for Nagomi Mcdaniel)
- King Weatherman (Season 12; traded to the Yellowstone Magic for Cory Twelve)
- Castillo Turner (Season 13; moved to the Shadows by the return of Sutton Picklestein)
- Sutton Picklestein (Season 13; traded to the Kansas City Breath Mints for Lenny Spruce)
- Glabe Moon (Season 14; traded to New York Millennials for Schneider Bendie)
- Nagomi Mcdaniel (Season 14; traded to Baltimore Crabs for Parker Parra)
- Parker Parra (Season 15, traded to Baltimore Crabs for Brock Forbes)
- Schneider Bendie (Season 16; traded to New York Millennials for Glabe Moon)
- Castillo Turner (Season 17; traded to New York Millennials for Chorby Short)
- Jacob Haynes (Season 18; traded to Kansas City Breath Mints for Hierophantic Foible)
- Allan Kranch (Season 18; traded to Core Mechanics for Jaylen Hotdogfingers)
- Hierophantic Foible (Season 19; traded to Kansas City Breath Mints for Jacob Haynes)
- NaN (Season 19; roamed to LA Unlimited Tacos, no replacement)
- Silvaire Roadhouse (Season 21, traded to Baltimore Crabs for Adalberto Tosser)
- Castillo Turner (Season 21, traded to New York Millennials for Chorby Short)
- Chorby Short (Season 22, traded to New York Millennials for Castillo Turner)
- Castillo Turner (Season 22, stolen by Seattle Garages)
- Stephanie Schmitt (Season 23, stolen by LA Unlimited Tacos)
- Glabe Moon (Season 23, traded to Vault Legends for Sutton Bishop)
Echoed into Static
Faded to Dust
- Nagomi Mcdaniel II (Season 18 elections)
- Chorby Soul VII (Season 20 elections)
- Liquid Friend XV (Season 22 elections)
- Uncle Plasma XV (Season 22 elections)
- Kathy Mathews (Season 22, Day 63; super roamed to Seattle Garages)
- Chorby Short (Season 23, Day 9; super roamed to New York Millennials)
Phantom Thieves' Guild Heists
|1||53||53-46||.535||2nd||Lost in the Semifinals to the Chicago Firefighters.|
|2||51||51-48||.515||1st||Lost in the Semifinals to the Charleston Shoe Thieves.|
|3||42||42-57||.424||5th||Three players were incinerated during this season - Bryanayah Chang, Jorge Ito and Isaac Rubberman.|
|4||44||44-55||.444||4th||The Flowers defeated the Unlimited Tacos in the longest game in Blaseball history, a 24 inning long game that ended with a 2-1 Flowers win.|
|6||51||51-48||.515||1st||Received the Sharing Signs blessing and subjected to the Move the Mounds Closer blessing.|
|7||28||28-71||.283||5th||Entered Enhanced Party Time on Day 76, beating the Speedrun record set by the Unlimited Tacos in Season 5. A record that would later be beat by the Hawai'i Fridays in Season 9, when they entered Enhanced Party Time on Day 73.|
|8||52||52-47||.525||3rd||The Astroturf blessing changed all Flowers players' blood type to Grass and granted the Flowers the Growth modification.|
|9||57||57-42||.576||2nd||Received the Shame Bubble blessing, were subjected to the Fifth Base, and added Scores Baserunner through the New Recruit blessing.|
|10||50||50-49||.505||3rd||Benefited from the Unlimited Tacos winning the Sharing Signs blessing and the Hellmouth Sunbeams winning the Divisional Walk in the Park blessing.|
|11||48||48-51||.485||5th||Assigned the Arcana III The Empress.|
|12||47||47-52||.475||4th||The Ohio Worms are added as the 6th team to the Wild Low division.|
|13||53||58-41||.586||4th||Benefited from the Hellmouth Sunbeams winning the Pitching Flotation Bubble blessing.|
|14||50||50-49||.505||3rd||Lost in the Wildcard Round to Tokyo Lift. Owen Picklestein is attacked by Consumers on Day 103. The Meadow is deemed a Crime Scene. Moses Mason became a Receiver in the Tarot Reading.|
|15||44||44-55||.444||5th||Given the Afterparty modification in the Tarot Reading. Plundered the Redacted Nagomi Mcdaniel, who subsequently was given the Unstable modification.|
|16||52||52-47||.525||4th||Plundered the incinerated Chorby Soul, who was then exchanged with Silvaire Roadhouse by the Baltimore Crabs.|
|17||43||43-56||.434||5th||Built a Smithy. Received the Grounded blessing, boosting Brock Forbes' Overpowerment by 40%, and impairing Forbes' Unthwackability by 20%.|
|18||66||67-32||.677||1st||Crowned Wild Low Champions after sweeping the Hades Tigers in the Semifinals, before loosing 3 games to 2 in the Finals against the Core Mechanics. Exchanged Allan Kranch for Jaylen Hotdogfingers.|
|19||41||39-60||.394||2nd||Entered the Playoffs due to the ratification of Turntables, before loosing in the Semifinals to eventual champions Tokyo Lift. Cory Twelve gained the Seeker modification in the Tarot Reading.|
|20||37||37-62||.374||5th||Entered the Underbracket Playoffs, but only made it to the Quaterfinals, sweeping the Atlantis Georgias. Reformed Silvaire Roadhouse's Flinch modification, which was re-rolled to Debt.|
|21||58||47-52||.475||4th||Traded Silvaire Roadhouse for Adalberto Tosser. Gloria Bugsnax stole Chorby Soul IV's Chorby Soul II.|
|22||46||41-58||.414||5th||Entered the Underbracket Playoffs, again only making it to the Quaterfinals. Received the Insider Trading blessing, giving 25 players items with the Traitor modification.|
- The Flowers held a 53-46 record at the end of Season 1, second-best in their division and fourth-best in their subleague.
- The Flowers won against the Yellowstone Magic in the quarterfinals.
- The Flowers lost against the Chicago Firefighters in the semifinals, ending their post-season run.
- The Flowers received no blessings at the end of Season 1, and were not the target of any decrees. Their lineup remained intact, as well.
- The Flowers held a 51-48 record at the end of Season 2, the best in their division.
- The Flowers won 3-2 against the Chicago Firefighters in the quarterfinals.
- The Flowers lost 3-0 against the Charleston Shoe Thieves in the semifinals, ending their post-season run.
- The Flowers received no blessings at the end of Season 2, and were not the target of any decrees. Their lineup remained intact, as well.
- The Flowers held a 42-57 record at the end of Season 3, the worst in their division.
- The Flowers did not advance to the postseason.
- The Flowers received no blessings at the end of Season 3, and were not the target of any decrees. Their lineup remained intact, as well.
- The Flowers held a 44-55 record at the end of Season 4, tied with the Hawai'i Fridays for 4th place in the Chaotic Good division.
- The Flowers did not advance to the postseason.
- The Alternate Reality decree affected Dunn Keyes and Inez Owens.
- The Flowers received the Getting in Their Heads (Literally) blessing, which impaired the maximum vibes of their Chaotic Good division opponents by 7%.
- The Flowers received the Exploratory Surgeries blessing, which their worst pitchers' stats. Chambers Simmons went from zero stars to , and Dunn Keyes went from to .
- The Flowers held a 40-59 record at the end of Season 5, and finished last in the Chaotic Good division.
- The Flowers did not advance to the postseason.
- The High Filter decree moved the Flowers to the Low division of the Wild League and gave them the Blood Winner modification.
- The Flowers were not affected by any blessings.
- The Flowers held a 51-48 record at the end of Season 6 (their first winning season since Season 2), and were the winners of the WIld Low division.
- The Flowers advanced to the postseason on the strength of their Divine Favor over the New York Millennials, and were defeated in the Round of 8 by the Baltimore Crabs, 3 games to 0.
- The Flowers received the Sharing Signs blessing, which improved the Wild Low's hitting rating by 10% and impaired their pitching by -5%.
- The Flowers were subjected to the Move the Mounds Closer blessing, which improved the Wild Low's pitching by 10% and impaired their hitting rating by -5%.
- Although they won the Wild Low division, they did not receive any stars from Blood Winner due to the postponement of the Bloodbath in Season 6.
- The Flowers held a 28-71 record at the end of Season 7, and finished last in the Wild Low division.
- The Flowers did not advance to the postseason.
- The Flowers entered Enhanced Party Time on Day 76, breaking the Regular Season Speedrun record set by the Unlimited Tacos in Season 5.
- The New Recruit blessing added a 10th player, Glabe Moon, to the Flowers' lineup.
- The Jelly Legs blessing randomized the baserunning stats of the Flowers' three worst baserunners.
- The Flowers held a 52-47 record at the end of Season 8, and finished third in the Wild Low division.
- The Flowers advanced to the postseason as the 4th seed in the Wild league, and were defeated in the Round of 8 by the Baltimore Crabs, 3 games to 0. This marks six straight postseason losses to the Crabs.
- The Astroturf blessing changed all Flowers players' blood type to Grass and granted the Flowers the Growth modification.
- The Flowers held a 57-42 record at the end of Season 9, and finished second in the Wild Low division.
- The Flowers won the Shame Bubble blessing, protecting all of Wild Low from Targeted Shame. They were subjected to the Fifth Base.
- The Flowers also benefited from the Hellmouth Sunbeams winning the Mutually Arising blessing, which improved the overall rating of each team in the Wild Low division by 2%.
- The New Recruit blessing added a 11th player, Scores Baserunner, to the Flowers' lineup.
- The Flowers held a 50-49 record at the end of Season 10, and finished third in the Wild Low division.
- The Flowers were affected by the Unlimited Tacos winning the Sharing Signs blessing, which improved Wild Low's hitting rating by 10% and impaired their pitching rating by -5%.
- The Flowers also benefited from the Hellmouth Sunbeams winning the Divisional Walk in the Park blessing, which caused every team in Wild Low to gain the Walk in the Park modification.
- The Flowers held a 48-51 record at the end of Season 11, and finished last in the Wild Low division.
- The Flowers were assigned the Arcana III The Empress.
- The Flowers held a 47-52 record at the end of Season 12 and finished 4th in the Wild Low division.
- The Foreshadow will sent Alaynabella Hollywood to the Shadows in exchange for Zesty Yaboi. Immediately afterwards, the Exchange will traded Hollywood for Nagomi Mcdaniel.
- The Yellowstone Magic's Exchange will traded King Weatherman for Cory Twelve.
- The Flowers held a 58-41 record at the end of Season 13 and finished 4th in the Wild Low division.
- The Plunder will brought Sutton Picklestein up from the Hall of Flame, sending Castillo Turner to the Shadows, while the Foreshadow will sent Zeboriah Wilson to the Shadows in exchange for Nagomi Mcdaniel.
- The Kansas City Breath Mints' Plunder will immediately stole Sutton Picklestein away, sending back Lenny Spruce.
- Flowers benefited from all four "Bubble" blessings: Pitching Flotation Bubble, Hitting Flotation Bubble, Defense Flotation Bubble, and Baserunning Flotation Bubble, which boosted all four primary stats by 4% each.
- The Exchange will traded Glabe Moon to the New York Millennials for Schneider Bendie, while the Foreshadow will sent Owen Picklestein to the Shadows in exchange for Castillo Turner.
- The Baltimore Crabs' Exchange will traded Nagomi Mcdaniel for Parker Parra.
- The Plunder will attempted to steal the Redacted Nagomi Mcdaniel, but this failed, as Mcdaniel remained Redacted while also becoming Unstable. The Equivalent Exchange will traded Parker Parra back to the Baltimore Crabs for Brock Forbes.
- The Plunder will stole Chorby Soul from the Hall of Flame, sending Margarito Nava to the Shadows. The Equivalent Exchange will traded Schneider Bendie back to the New York Millennials for Glabe Moon.
- The Baltimore Crabs' Plunder will stole Chorby Soul, sending back Silvaire Roadhouse.
- The Shadow Running Practice blessing increased the baserunning of all players in the Flowers' Shadows.
- Flood Pumps were built at The Garden, and the ballpark was cleaned up, reducing its Filthiness.
- The Foreshadow will brought Margarito Nava out of the Shadows in exchange for Salih Ultrabass.
- The Move will moved Scores Baserunner from the Rotation to the Lineup.
- The New York Millennials' Equivalent Exchange will swapped Castillo Turner for Chorby Short.
- The Grounded blessing boosted Brock Forbes' Overpowerment by 40%, but impaired Forbes' Unthwackability by 20%.
- A Grind Rail was installed at The Garden, with it also become 14% more Obtuse.
- The Flowers received the Late to the Party modification, a Handcrafted Bat Drop (which went to Jacob Haynes) and Nagomi Mcdaniel, Collector's Edition from the Gift Shop.
- The Shadow Infuse will boosted Zeboriah Wilson's batting from 2.8 -> 4.0
- The Equivalent Exchange will swapped Allan Kranch for Jaylen Hotdogfingers of the Core Mechanics.
- The Kansas City Breath Mints' Equivalent Exchange will swapped Jacob Haynes for Hierophantic Foible.
- Cory Twelve gained the Seeker modification during the Tarot Reading.
- Hoops and Birdhouses were built in The Garden.
- The Flowers received Soul Patches, the Home Field Advantage modification and a Handcrafted Quill Drop (which went to Dunn Keys) from the Gift Shop.
- The Alternate Trust will called the Negative Alternate for Jaylen Hotdogfingers.
- The Equivalent Exchange will swapped Hierophantic Foible for Jacob Haynes.
- The Go Big? Go Home blessing meant the Flowers avoided Underachievement, giving Alston Cerveza of the Baltimore Crabs the Underachiever modification.
- Balloons and Tunnels were installed in The Garden. The stadium also became 14% less Elongated.
- The Flowers received a Bargain Bin item (which went to Brock Forbes), the Early to the Party modification, a Handcrafted Quill Drop (which went to Gloria Bugsnax) and Chorby Soul, Batting Edition.
- The Equivalent Exchange will swapped Chorby Short for Castillo Turner of the New York Millennials.
- The Move will moved Owen Picklestein from the Shadows to the Lineup.
- The Reform will re-rolled Silvaire Roadhouse's Flinch modification to Debt.
- Margarito Nava gained the Green Light modification, due to the Ohio Worms' Green Light blessing.
- Voicemail was added to The Garden, and a Bird Hotel was built.
- The Flowers received Pitching Machine, Siphon Edition, Soul Patches and a Bargain Bin item (which went to Pitching Machine) from the Gift Shop.
- The Shadow Infuse will boosted Shaquille Sunshine's Baserunning from 2.7 -> 4.1
- The Equivalent Exchange will swapped Silvaire Roadhouse for Adalberto Tosser of the Baltimore Crabs.
- The New York Millennials' Equivalent Exchange will swapped Castillo Turner for Chorby Short.
- A Fax Machine was placed in The Garden, and a Light Switch was installed.
- The Flowers received Uncle Plasma, Mint Edition, and Liquid Friend, Mint Edition, from the Gift Shop.
- The Roster Swap will swapped Chorby Short with Wade Howe, moving Short to the Shadows.
- The Equivalent Exchange will swapped Chorby Short with Castillo Turner of the Hawai'i Fridays. (Previously, the New York Millennials' Equivalent Exchange will swapped Castillo Turner with Beck Whitney of the Hawai'i Fridays.)
- The Move will moved Chorby Short from the Fridays' Lineup to the Flowers' Shadows.
- The Gachapon blessing meant Castillo Turner was recruited by the Seattle Garages, and moved to their Shadows.
- The Insider Trading blessing gave 25 players items with the Traitor modification.
- Zeboriah Whiskey gained the Skipping modification, due to the Ohio Worms' Record Scratch blessing.
- Jaylen Hotdogfingers gained the Subtractor modification, due to the Hawai'i Fridays' Subtractor Avoidance blessing.
- Season 4, Day 98: Flowers batter Morrow Doyle was incinerated by a Rogue Umpire. Doyle was facing Lee Davenport of the Unlimited Tacos, the same pitcher they were facing when they hit the Grand Unslam as a member of the Charleston Shoe Thieves. Doyle was replaced with Inez Owens.
- Season 4, Day 99: The Flowers faced the Unlimited Tacos in the first game ever to cross the one hour time limit, triggering Spillover. The game ended 65 minutes in, after 22 scoreless innings and tied 1-1 for the last 2 innings. In the bottom of the 24th, Inez Owens, the replacement for Morrow Doyle (who had been incinerated in the previous game), was driven in by a Nic Winkler double, beginning a Shame period for the Tacos. The Flowers loaded the bases for player/coach Beck Whitney, who took hit a ground out to NaN, ending the game 2-1 Flowers. This broke the record for the longest game in blaseball history, replacing a 21-inning game between the Flowers and the Dallas Steaks on day 21 of Season 4.
- New York Millennials (51-46) led the Flowers (49-48) by two games for the last playoff spot. After a Flowers win on Day 98 and back-to-back losses on Days 98 and 99 for the Millennials, Boston's fate would be decided by their final game against the Breckenridge Jazz Hands. The Flowers quickly fell behind 5-0, and the Jazz Hands repeatedly scored in response to early Flowers' rallies. Entering the bottom of the 8th inning, the Flowers trailed 11-5; with two runners on, Gloria Bugsnax hit a three-run homer to cut the deficit in half. In the bottom of the 9th, an RBI single from Castillo Turner and a 2-run double from newly-acquired Hahn Fox tied the game at 11. Finally, in the bottom of the 10th inning, with Bugsnax on first, Moses Mason hit a two-run home run; in doing so, the Flowers simultaneously shamed the Jazz Hands, eliminated the Millennials from playoff contention, and clinched the final playoff spot. This home run would later become known as The Day 99 Miracle, although the name has also been attributed to the rare individual respective achievements of Nic Winkler and Jacob Haynes both stealing bases in the game.
- Season 8, Day 61: In a game against the New York Millennials, Mills pitcher Patty Fox pitched a perfect game against the Flowers, preventing any Flowers from reaching base. This would be the first perfect game in recorded Blaseball history, resulting in the subsequent discovery of the 9-blood Blagonball. When asked, the Flowers were reported to just be happy to be included.
| COMMUNITY LORE|
The remainder of this article contains lore created collaboratively by the Blaseball community.
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The Boston Flowers hail from Boston, Massachusetts, a shattered city full of dimensional distortion and really weird plants. Until the end of Season 2, the Flowers made their home at Flenway Plark. During the postseason of Season 2, The Flowers relocated to Boston Garden, which had become overgrown with plant life and foliage due to the ice of the Hlockey rink melting. Some locals believe the move was due to the chemicals used to treat the turf at Flenway Plark, but this is largely conjecture. When asked the reasoning for the abrupt relocation, coach/player Beck Whitney was quoted as saying "Flenway wouldn't let us grow the grass tall."
The Flowers have become renowned for their tendency towards long, drawn-out games, with players frequently refusing to budge from their bases. Such moments have been dubbed 'picnics' by the fans, though it is unclear whether the players are actually dining on the blaseball diamond. When asked about the nature of the team's slow play, pitcher Dunn Keyes simply extended an invitation to an off-season picnic out in Boston Garden, an overgrown stadium.
Over a five-day stretch in Season 4, from day 54 to day 59, the Flowers were affected by three weather events: two Feedback events and an Incineration. The rapid pace of these tragedies have led some to believe the Flowers have been cursed by the Blaseball Gods. This strained the optimistic attitude of the team. Some insisted it was just a run of bad luck and things would get better; others struggled to see how the team could keep growing after these losses. Captain Beck Whitney threw herself into her work to avoid thinking about the loses, and could only be comforted by her girlfriend Caligula Lotus.
Of note is that the feedback brought both Morrow Doyle, the hitter of The Grand Unslam and Moses Mason, the one at bat when the unslam took effect, to the team. Dunn Keyes has refused to comment on this, despite rumors that they're setting up to cause another Grand Unslam in order to fix Boston's dimensional distortions.
The Curse continued when on day 98 of Season 4 Morrow Doyle was incinerated. The grief and anger of this event is said to be what caused the idea of Season 4/Game 99 to brew. Having lost 4 players in the span of half a season, The Boston Flowers ended the season 14th in the league overall.
Even after the Postseason The Flowers were not safe. A concerted effort was launched throughout the season to not campaign for the blessings Getting in their Heads (Literally) and Questioning their Every Move by both the team and their fanbase. When the results of the election were posted, The Boston Flowers had won Getting in their Heads, dragging the vibes down for everyone else in the Chaotic Good division. Likewise, Alternate Realities and Exploratory Surgeries left the previous ★★★★ pitcher Dunn Keyes a ★ star pitcher.
On Day 31 of Season 6, Caligula Lotus was incinerated and almost completely destroyed. While the Flowers were still mourning what happened to Lotus, Feedback swapped captain Beck Whitney with Hahn Fox during a day 80 game against the Miami Dale. While the Flowers welcomed Fox, the Curse did not stop there, as the Flowers were once again not safe even after the Postseason was over. With just 4% of the votes, the Hellmouth Sunbeams were given the blessing Vulture, swapping Hahn Fox for Alaynabella Hollywood just as Fox was settling in with the Flowers.
This loss of two of their most beloved players, and then the most powerful player in their League, was seen by many as further evidence of the Curse, and caused the Flowers to be dubbed "the unluckiest team in Blaseball".
The Boston Tea Party
On Day 76 of Season 7, the Boston Flowers entered Party Time, faster than any other team in blaseball history. In a tradition dating back into forgotten Boston history, the team celebrated by throwing tea into the harbor. The tea-throwing continued until the end of the season, a full 23 days later, with other teams joining in as they too were eliminated from contention. Over the course of party time, 1087.6 tons of tea were thrown into the harbor, turning it into perfectly portioned tea, and making the players really strong.
Boston's plant life quickly adapted to their new teacosystem. Teaweed sprouted, and soon enough the Fenmaids were running a profitable business trading the tea-producing plant for signed blaseballs. The harbor is now constantly full of perfectly flavored tea, providing Bostonians with the refreshing beverage and reminding them of their record-breaking race to the bottom.
At the beginning of Season 8, Caligula Lotus, seeking a way to help her team who had struggled in Season 7, began growing a special flower in the Garden: the Blood Alstroemeria, a rare and magical flower containing the power of growth. However, the Houston Spies eavesdropped on the Flowers discussing their plans for the Alstromeria and launched a covert operation to steal it from the Garden. To foil the Spies' efforts, Lotus and the Groundskeeper had to match their cunning. This season-long struggle for control of the Alstroemeria, known as the Turf War, developed into a friendly rivalry between the Flowers and Spies, and it's said that any Spies infiltrators who were discovered would simply be offered tea and snacks.
The Blood Alstroemeria finally bloomed at the end of Season 8, revealing a large lily whose glossy black petals were marked with silver-green spots in the shape of blood drops. To gain the power offered by the flower, the team drank tea made from its petals. As they enjoyed a quiet tea party celebrating their hard work that season, they started to feel a new sense of connection to one another and to Lotus. Their blood turned green as grass and they developed new plant-related mutations, manifestations of the new power of growth running through their veins.
Main article: Boston Garden
The Flowers pride themselves on being friends with every other team in Blaseball. While there are some teams that consider themselves the Flowers' rival, the Flowers do not have any hard feelings towards them. The Flowers are often the last to know about any rivalry or conspiracy, and are always surprised when they do find out about them. In addition to general good feeling and the Memorial Bat Garden, the Flowers have a few ongoing collaborations with other teams.
After games at The Garden, the San Francisco Lovers would stick around to help out with the gardening. As a thank you for their efforts, the Flowers began putting together bouquets. As their relationship grew, the bouquets grew ever more elaborate, and now the Lovers and Flowers often spend the time after their games together putting together complex and beautiful personalized bouquets for the Lovers and their loved ones.
Hellmouth Beautification Project
When a band of wandering gardeners went too far into one of Boston's many dimensional distortions, they found themselves in Hellmouth, Utah. By pure happenstance, a cactus swap was happening at that exact moment and the Bostonians quickly found themselves engaged in a lively discussion with Eugenia Bickle of the Hellmouth Sunbeams about the proper way to care for a succulent. Enraptured by the hostile environment and the potential extremophile plants that could be grown there, they quickly formed plans for a shared gardening experiment. They would set up a greenhouse in the distortion between Boston and Hellmouth where they would work together to custom-make beautiful plants that could survive in Hellmouth's extreme environment. Sure enough, The Hellmouth Beautification Society was born.
When team captain and fan-favorite Beck Whitney was swapped by Feedback to the Miami Dale in exchange for Hahn Fox, it was a tragedy for the team. Coming off the planting of Caligula Lotus, Whitney leaving Boston meant she was leaving her girlfriend behind, and Fox was leaving her wife in Miami. Neither of the players or teams was happy about this trade, and decided to work together to ensure their captains could see their loved ones again.
Through Boston's unique dimensional distortions, a portal was found that connected the city to Miami via the harbor. Cali exerted her pull over the city itself, and with the help of Jasmine Washington they firmed up the portal, making the two cities merely a boat ride away from each other. Now with a much easier commute, Whitney and Fox were able to visit their respective homes as often as they wanted.
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Unlike most Boston fanbases, The Flowers fandom collectively decided to not uphold the tradition of being awful to their rivals, instead opting to thank them for "watering the garden" and allowing The Flowers to grow from the experience. The fandom is collectively known as "The Garden," and fans refer to each other as "bud."
Chants and Cheers
- LET'S GROW!
- FLOWER (POWER)! FLOWER (POWER)! - Call and response from one side of the stands to the other.
- AW, WEEDS - When things go wrong, as usual.
- IT COULD BE WORSE - A chant for when things aren't going The Flowers' way. Often it is said after laughably unlucky occurrences as a wry and desperate attempt at humor.
- We're The Flowers - Another wry chant, this is used when things really seem to be in the pits, which is often enough for the Flowers that it is said quite regularly.
For Individual Players
- CAS TI YOOO - Castillo Turner
- LIGHT IT UP! - Matheo Carpenter
- BECK BECK GIVE 'EM HECK! - Beck Whitney
- LOCK EM OUT KEYES or PARTY TIME RUNS ON DUNN KEYES - Dunn Keyes
- LEAD OUR PEOPLE HOME - Moses Mason
- WEATHER IS HAPPENING - King Weatherman
- CHOMP - Gloria Bugsnax
- CLAP FOR ZEB - Zeboriah Wilson
- JUST A GUY - Jacob Haynes
- BUZZ BUZZ or WE BEE-LIEVE - Inez Owens
- NIC?? - Nic Winkler
- NAVA IN DOUBT - Margarito Nava
- M🌘🌗🌖🌕🌔🌓🌒N - Glabe Moon
- zestyChamp! - Zesty Yaboi
- SCORE!!! - Scores Baserunner
- Beck Whitney (Player-Manager)
- Orchid Fen (Assistant Manager)
- Nepenthe Saracen (Pitching Coach)
- (Bullpen Catcher)
- Leucosia Smith (Bullpen coach) - notable for her bewitching voice, was hired after being fired at her previous job as a lighthouse keeper; from her position in the bullpen, she calls to fly balls to lure them into becoming home runs
- Roland (First Base) - a giant lobster who mainly can be heard muttering, "I don't think that's a very good idea, Jacob."
- Businessmun Ferret (Third Base) - The team's lawyer and third base coach, promises he can get the team off any charges for stealing bases.
- Sprout (Batboy)
- Dr. Helio Fisic (Team Doctor)
- Farmer Saunders (Head Trainer)
- Moss Woman (Equipment Manager)
- The Groundskeeper (Groundskeeper)
- Jumping Jacks Edwards (Announcer)
- The CITGLO sign (General Manager)
- Zaza Meltdown (Organist) - Chambers Simmons's adopted child
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|Staff||The Groundskeeper · Nepenthe Saracen · Businessmun Ferret|
|Places||Boston · Flenway Plark ·Memorial Bat Forest|
|History||Boston Flowers' History|
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