Dunn Keyes

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Dunn Keyes is a pitcher for the Moab Hellmouth Sunbeams, and has been with the team since Fall Ball. Keyes has previously played for the Boston Flowers.

Official League Records

Keyes joined the ILB as a pitcher for the Boston Flowers with the Return of Blaseball.

On Season β3, Day 81, Keyes swallowed a peanut and had a yummy reaction, resulting in a combined 8.9 14.1 stat increase.

During the Season β4 elections, Keyes was affected by the Alternate Reality decree and replaced by an Alternate. This involved Keyes's stats being randomized, resulting in a combined 14.1 9.1 stat decrease. Then, Keyes's pitching was randomized and decreased from 1.5 1.1 as a result of the Flowers' Exploratory Surgeries blessing.

On Season β7, Day 30, Keyes's hitting ability was siphoned by New York Millennials lineup player Dominic Marijuana in a game with Blooddrain weather, decreasing it from 2.0 1.5 .

During the Season β10 elections, Keyes received a decrease in pitching from 3.0 2.7 as a result of the Unlimited Tacos winning the Sharing Signs blessing.

On Season β17, Day 25, Keyes became a lineup player due to Reverb.

On Season β22, Day 17, Keyes retreated to the Flowers' Shadows in exchange for Zeboriah Whiskey at Boston Garden via the Ratified Voicemail.

On Season β22, Day 88, Keyes joined the Flowers' rotation in exchange for Backpatch Rolsenthal via the Boston Garden's Fax Machine.

Over the course of Season β23, Keyes entered and exited the Flowers' Shadows six times as a result of Boston Garden Fax Machine events, ending the Season on the pitching rotation.

During the November 18, 2022 Fall Ball, Keyes fell to the Moab Hellmouth Sunbeams.

The remainder of this article contains lore created collaboratively by the Blaseball community.

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Dulcinea “Dunn” Quiñones knew from a young age that she wanted to be an athlete. The real question was finding the right sport. Quiñones was too short for blasketball, too competitive for vlolleyball, didn’t have the time for roller derby, and didn’t have the skills for sloccer. She persisted, trying various sports throughout school, determined to find the right fit for her.

Finally, in college, Quiñones tried out for the blaseball team, and was an immediate shoo-in as their ace pitcher. Teammates joked that she had “the keys to our success,” leading to the nickname Dunn Keyes. This eventually became the name that she used in all athletic contexts.

After college, Keyes became a full-time barista at her local Dlunkies. When she was recruited to the Boston Flowers, she gleefully quit her job on the spot, stating that she would’ve worked at a real [censored] coffee shop if it weren’t for how [censored] public transportation was, so she was stuck at Dlunkies, which served coffee that tastes like [censored, although it should be noted that this particular expletive was said with gusto].

Keyes very quickly became the star pitcher for the Flowers, helping them secure back-to-back playoff runs in their first two seasons. She anchored the pitching rotation and provided encouragement, private coaching, and general support for the remainder of the rotation.

In Season 4, Keyes was affected by the Alternate Reality decree. It is unknown where she is now, although her replacement commented once to the media, “If she’s where I came from, I wish her luck. She’ll need it.”


Keyes was friendly and well-liked by most of her teammates. She formed a particular bond with Jorge Ito, who viewed her as a younger sister and attempted to take care of her. Keyes liked to insist that she did not need caretaking, but appeared to enjoy being fussed over nonetheless.

Keyes was also running buddies with Nic Winkler. Another avid athlete, Winkler enjoyed spending time with someone who played splorts for the love of the game.


  • Keyes is bisexual.
  • Keyes is Puerto Rican and fluent in Spanish. She and Jorge Ito often speak Spanish to one another rather than English.
  • Keyes’s favorite movie is the Wizards of Waverly Place movie. Her second favorite movie is anything about a heist.
  • Keyes collects jewelry and is an amateur jewelry maker. Her collection is so big that it had to move from her dresser to her kitchen table. Rather than removing jewelry from her kitchen table, Keyes opted to get a second table.
  • Keyes sings in a local Latin alt rock band. A mainstay of alternative culture, Keyes enjoys going all-out in making goth outfits for performances, as opposed to her day-to-day alternative dress.
  • Keyes has six pairs of shoes. They’re all black Clonverse.

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