Dunn Keyes

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Dunn Keyes is a pitcher for the Moab Hellmouth Sunbeams, and has been with the team since Fall Ball. Keyes has previously played for the Boston Flowers.

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Keyes joined the ILB as a pitcher for the Boston Flowers with the Return of Blaseball.

On Season β3, Day 81, Keyes swallowed a peanut and had a yummy reaction, resulting in a combined 8.9 14.1 stat increase.

During the Season β4 elections, Keyes was affected by the Alternate Reality decree and replaced by an Alternate. This involved Keyes's stats being randomized, resulting in a combined 14.1 9.1 stat decrease. Then, Keyes's pitching was randomized and decreased from 1.5 1.1 as a result of the Flowers' Exploratory Surgeries blessing.

On Season β7, Day 30, Keyes's hitting ability was siphoned by New York Millennials lineup player Dominic Marijuana in a game with Blooddrain weather, decreasing it from 2.0 1.5 .

During the Season β10 elections, Keyes received a decrease in pitching from 3.0 2.7 as a result of the Unlimited Tacos winning the Sharing Signs blessing.

On Season β17, Day 25, Keyes became a lineup player due to Reverb.

On Season β22, Day 17, Keyes retreated to the Flowers' Shadows in exchange for Zeboriah Whiskey at Boston Garden via the Ratified Voicemail.

On Season β22, Day 88, Keyes joined the Flowers' rotation in exchange for Backpatch Rolsenthal via the Boston Garden's Fax Machine.

Over the course of Season β23, Keyes entered and exited the Flowers' Shadows six times as a result of Boston Garden Fax Machine events, ending the Season on the pitching rotation.

During the November 18, 2022 Fall Ball, Keyes fell to the Moab Hellmouth Sunbeams.

The remainder of this article contains lore created collaboratively by the Blaseball community.

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She is notable for discovering the song "Flower Power", which has now become the team's official anthem.

In XX12 Keyes was created by the now-defunct Dunkies Donuts Corporation as a prototype human replacement that only ran on Dunkies. As such, her torso is a forty gallon chamber containing only iced coffee. Keyes eventually defected from the company after her AI became self-aware and she discovered emotions, the forefront of which were loves for music, botany, and the sport of Blaseball.

Allegedly, Keyes lives under bleacher rows H-Y at Grand Seraph stadium. It is unknown why Keyes lives there. When asked in an interview as to their unusual home, they replied "I like it.", providing absolutely no further insight.

Keyes is known to visit the destroyed Dunkies Donuts HQ from time to time. What they do there is unknown, but they always return with a full reservoir of coffee.

They are the half-sibling to EITHER Zion or Curry Aliciakeyes, but it is unclear which. All three players have refused to answer any questions in regards to the matter.

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