Owen Picklestein

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Owen Picklestein is a player in the Shadows for the Boston Flowers, and has been with the Flowers since Season 1.

Official League Records

Picklestein joined the ILB as a pitcher for the Boston Flowers with the Return of Blaseball.

During the Season 9 elections, Picklestein received the Friend of Crows modification due to the passing of the Forecast: Birds decree.

During the Season 13 elections, Picklestein's pitching and defense were boosted as a result of the Flotation Baserunning Bubble and Flotation Defense Bubble blessings.

On Season 14, Day 103, Picklestein was attacked by Consumers.

During the Season 14 elections, Picklestein retreated to the Flowers' Shadows in exchange for Castillo Turner as a result of the Flowers' Foreshadow will, resulting in a combined 6.0 -> 7.0 stat increase.

During the Season 20 elections, Picklestein rejoined the Flowers' lineup via the Flowers' Move will.

On Season 22, Day 1, Picklestein retreated to the Flowers' Shadows in exchange for Zeboriah Wilson at the Boston Garden via the Ratified Voicemail.

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History

Picklestein appears to be made entirely of bioluminescent, dill scented oil. The cracking of Picklestein's bones (most often initiated by the strong and loving hugs of Picklestein 's teammates) causes Picklestein's skin to glow most brightly, a glow which is maintained through Picklestein's pregame ritual of Wim Hof.

Fans who have met Picklestein report a faint taste of martini olives, accompanied by a vague high pitched hum, both of which linger for several minutes post encounter. Picklestein has politely requested that fans do not touch Picklestein's bare skin, unless they are willing to put up with dill-scented oil getting in their clothes.

It is rumoured that Picklestein is in a budding polyamorous relationship with Baltimore Crabs player Pedro Davids, as they have been found making eyes at each other across the field on many an occasion.

Picklestein is the fraternal twin of Yellowstone Magic player Sutton Picklestein. When asked about their relationship, Picklestein shrugs and says "Family is family, you know? I've got to focus on my pitching average while I still can." Picklestein refused to elaborate further.

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