Jacob Haynes

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Jacob Haynes is a player for the Yellowstone Magic, and has been with the team since Season 1, Day 23. Haynes has played for the Boston Flowers and Kansas City Breath Mints.

Official League Records

Haynes joined the ILB as a lineup player for the Boston Flowers with the Return of Blaseball.

In Season β2, Haynes led the league with a .500 OBP.

On Season β6, Day 33, Haynes's defensive ability was siphoned by San Francisco Lovers lineup player Don Mitchell in a game with Blooddrain weather, decreasing it from 1.9 -> 1.2 .

By the end of Season 6, Haynes led the league with 139 hits, and the second-best batting average (0.374). He also held the record for most times caught stealing a base, with 13 failed steals, and had the second-best OBP (0.423).

On Season β8, Day 74, Haynes's defensive ability was siphoned by Chicago Firefighters lineup player Joshua Butt in a game with Blooddrain weather, decreasing it from 2.1 -> 1.1 .

On Season β8, Day 90, Haynes's pitching ability was siphoned by Miami Dale pitcher Sixpack Santiago in a game with Blooddrain weather, decreasing it from 3.7 -> 3.1 .

During the Season β9 elections, Haynes received a combined 10.6 -> 11.3 stat increase as a result of the Hellmouth Sunbeams' Mutually Arising blessing

On Season β10, Day 62, Haynes's defensive ability was siphoned by Hellmouth Sunbeams lineup player Dudley Mueller in a game with Blooddrain weather, decreasing it from 1.5 -> 0.7 .

During the Season β10 elections, Haynes received an increase in batting from 4.7 -> 5.2 as a result of the Unlimited Tacos' Sharing Signs blessing.

During the Coffee Cup, Haynes played for Club de Calf as a lineup player.

Haynes was traded to the Kansas City Breath Mints in exchange for Hierophantic Foible during the Season β18 elections via the Breath Mints' Equivalent Exchange will.

On Season β19, Day 94, Haynes' allergy was cured by The Meadow’s Peanut Mister.

On Season β19, Day 97, Haynes' pitching ability was siphoned by Hawai'i Fridays lineup player Spears Taylor in a game with Blooddrain weather, decreasing it from 3.5 -> 2.9

During the Season β19 elections Haynes was traded back to the Boston Flowers in exchange for Hierophantic Foible via the Flowers' Equivalent Exchange will.

On Season 1, Day 23, Haynes fell to the Yellowstone Magic during a game in Horizon weather, becoming Buried.

COMMUNITY REPORTS
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History

Nothing is known about Jacob "Just a Guy" Haynes. For all intents and purposes, he seems to be just a regular guy.

Despite having no public record of his existence, he is regarded as one of the most beloved members of the Flowers, and viewed by many fans as "that guy who plays Blaseball for the Boston Flowers." A real scrapper.

Haynes's obsession with third base remains unexplained. Flowers third base coach Businessmun Ferret is credited with Haynes's recent improvements in his base-stealing game.

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