Cat McSriff

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Cat McSriff was a player in the Shadows for the Houston Spies, and was with the team from Season β24, Day 36 until Fall Ball. McSriff has previously played for the Mexico City Wild Wings and Boston Flowers.

Official League Records

McSriff joined the ILB as a player in the Shadows for the Mexico City Wild Wings as the Wild Wings' Season β21 Underbracket Playoff Birth.

Over the course of Season β23 until Day 88, McSriff entered and exited the Wild Wings' Shadows two times as a result of Basin of Mexico Park Fax Machine events, ending the Season in the Shadows. On Day 88, The Garden Thieves' Guild stole McSriff from the Wild Wings and gave them to the Boston Flowers.

On Season β24, Day 36, REDACTED Thieves' Guild stole McSriff from the Boston Flowers and gave them to the Houston Spies.

The remainder of this article contains lore created collaboratively by the Blaseball community.


Cat McSriff is the 13 year old catgirl daughter of Axel Cardenas and Wichita Toaster. Given that Wichita is dead, and Axel is extremely estranged from her, she has made her own way in the world as a semi-successful pop teen idol. She also has a secondary persona, Catherine McSriff, who is herself from decades in the future, and is a noir detective who has traveled back in time to help Cat avoid the mistakes that led to her rough life. The time travel works such that she takes the place of Cat when they choose.


Upon being drafted onto the Mexico City Wild Wings (and Axel therefore learning of her existence), Cat and Axel started to very slowly and painfully rebuild their relationship. This got much harder upon Axel’s Thieves Guild transfer to the Magic, and then again after his Gachapon move to the Garages. The two sometimes call.