The Yellowstone Magic are an Internet League Blaseball team in the Mild Low division of the Mild League. They have been a part of the League since Season 1. Magic were previously in the Chaotic Good division of the Good League.
- Sosa Elftower (Season 2, Day 64; replaced by Halexandrey Walton)
- Famous Oconnor (Season 2, Day 65; replaced by Cory Twelve)
- Richardson Turquoise (Season 5, Day 40; replaced by Annie Roland)
- Annie Roland (Season 10, Day 39; replaced by Bonk Jokes)
- Sutton Picklestein (Season 13, Day 13; replaced by Kurt Crueller)
- Penelope Mathews (Season 4, Day 15; replaced by Alyssa Harrell)
- Halexandrey Walton (Season 5, Day 98; replaced by Wyatt Glover)
- Alyssa Harrell (Season 7, Day 73; replaced by Terrell Bradley)
- Yeong-Ho Garcia (Season 12, Day 12; replaced by Jaylen Hotdogfingers)
- Inky Rutledge (Season 17, Day 79; replaced by Jaylen Hotdogfingers)
- Jaylen Hotdogfingers (Season 17, Day 90; replaced by Cravel Gesundheit)
Blessings and Trades
- Terrell Bradley (Season 8, sent to the Seattle Garages due to the Lottery Pick blessing. Replaced by Chorby Short.)
- Cory Twelve (Season 12, sent to the Boston Flowers due to the Exchange blessing. Replaced by King Weatherman.)
- Bevan Wise (Season 17, sent to the LA Unlimited Tacos due to the Plunder will. Replaced by Sexton Wheerer.)
- Wyatt Glover (Season 15, Day 4)
- Chorby Short (Season 15, Day 33)
- Kurt Crueller (Season 15, Day 78)
- Oscar Dollie (Season 16, Day 97)
- Tiana Wheeler (Season 16, Day 99)
- Wyatt Glover (Season 13 election; replaced by Tiana Wheeler)
- Washer Barajas (Season 14 election; replaced by Wyatt Glover)
|Season||Record||Win %||Division Placement||Season Notes|
|1||63-36||.636||1st||Eliminated in the Round of 8 by the Boston Flowers|
|11||45-48||.484*||5th||Chosen as The Mild Wild Card
Wild Card League vs. the Dallas Steaks:
Yellowstone Magic won 2-1
Yellowstone Magic won 3-1
Mild League Championship vs. Seattle Garages:
Seattle Garages won 4-1
|12||47-52||.475||4th||Only had 46 wins counted due to Black Hole.|
|14||63-36||.636||2nd||Had 65 Wins counted
Yellowstone Magic won 3-1
Canada Moist Talkers won 3-2
|15||52-47||.525||4'th||Had 53 Wins counted.|
|17||72-27||.727||1'st||Had 71 wins counted.
Hawai'i Fridays won 3-1
*Season 11's Win% is inaccurate due to interference from Sun 2 and Black Hole. This is only the record as presented by the standings.
At the end of Season 10, the O-No Blood Type blessing changed the entire team's blood types to O No and granted the Magic the 0 No modification. They also benefited from the effects of the Shadow Ban Together blessing won by the Charleston Shoe Thieves, boosting their shadows by 3%.
In the Season 12 elections, the Alternate Will gave Cory Twelve the Alternate Modification. They also received the Exchange will, trading Twelve for King Weatherman. In addition, they received the Summoning Circle blessing, which re-rolled both Chorby Short and Wyatt Glover's stats.
During the Season 14 elections, the Magic received the Nut Button blessing, which made all allergic players no longer allergic to Peanuts. They also received the Precognition blessing, which boosted hitting for Chorby Short, Kurt Crueller, and Tiana Wheeler. They received the Trust and Foreshadow wills, giving Chorby Short the Homebody modification and sending Washer Barajas into the shadows in exchange for Wyatt Glover.
During the Season 15 elections, the Magic received the Transfuse will, increasing Inky Rutledge's pitching at the cost of defense. Their other will was an attempt to Plunder the Redacted Chorby Short, but this failed, as Short remained Redacted while also becoming Unstable. They also received the Afterparty blessing, gaining the modification of the same name for the next season, and the Dirty Bulk blessing, improving Tiana Wheeler's Musclitude.
During the Season 17 elections, the Magic received the Plunder and Move wills, swapping Bevan Wise in exchange for Sexton Wheerer and moving Francisco Preston from the Shadows to the lineup. The Magic also received the Strange Attractor blessing, recruiting Tiana Wheeler into the lineup from the Kansas City Breath Mints.
| COMMUNITY LORE|
The remainder of this article contains lore created collaboratively by the Blaseball community.
For a more in-depth look at the team, see Yellowstone Magic/History.
The Magic play at Yellowstone National Park (Ballpark), located in Yellowstone National Park (Parkpark). The team is particularly well known to fans of ILB for their seemingly supernatural ability to steal bases, and boast some of the best runners league-wide.
The Magic pull their rookies from various teams in The Underleagues, including the Great Smoky Mountain Druids, the Grand Canyon Sorcerers, and the Glacier Warlocks. They generally do not accept players from the Yosemite Slams, as it causes too many clerical errors.
The team is currently owned by the Park Service. It was previously owned by the Oconnor family prior to Famous Oconnor's incineration. The Magic are well-known for their unique method of transportation to home games.
The team draws their alternates from a mysterious team known as the Yello Magio. There are no photographs or records of the Magio, but their existence is confirmed through secondary sources, including Official League Merchandise bearing their logo.
The Yellowstone Magic have a Wizard's Council of Mascots. The exact number of mascots is unknown and unknowable, but Magic fans speculate that anywhere between 40 and 70 percent of all animal life in Yellowstone National Park may be mascots. When approached, the Park Service declined to comment.
Names given to Mascots are simply what the Magic calls them. Their true names are unknown. These names are unknowable (or the mascots are just shy). Theories about size limitations of mascots have been left unexplored. Realizing the fact that there could be microscopic mascots around us right now or that one day a leviathan class mascot could walk out from behind Mount Washburn could be very distressing to fans of the Magic.
Known Mascots include:
- Archmage Hexley
- Barry Bison Bones
- Jaqueline the Jackalope
- Tycho "T" Rex
- My Dad
- THE FRIZZ (on Wednesdays)
- The Recordkeeper
- Big 6
Yellowstone Mascot Gallery
For a more in-depth look at fan culture, see Yellowstone Magic/Fan Culture.
Fan chants are carefully vetted by the Park Service for adverse mystical potential before being allowed during a live blaseball game. Select ones are listed here:
- As Above! (Followed by) So Below!
- Leave no trace!
- HOCUS POCUS (clap clap clapclapclap)
For more chants, see Chants/Mantras.
The Yellowstone Magic as of Season 8 (by Vixen)
All Magic players as of season 11 (by Vixen)
- This is based on the Air Bud Principle, which states that there's no rule in blaseball that says you can't have multiple mascots.
|Stats||Season||1 · 2 · 3 · 4|
|Ballpark||Yellowstone National (Ball)Park|
|Staff||Park Service · Alf Merlinmeyer · Park Rangers · The Oconnor Family|
|History||Yellowstone Magic's History · National Park Services Standardized Irregularity Reports|
|Fan Culture 📣 · Fan Works 💌 · Tlopps Cards 🃏|
|As Above, So Below|