Cravel Gesundheit

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Cravel Gesundheit is a lineup player for the Moab Hellmouth Sunbeams, and has been with the team since Fall Ball. Gesundheit has played for the Core Mechanics and Yellowstone Magic.

Official League Records

Gesundheit joined the ILB as a player in the Shadows for the Core Mechanics during the Descension.

During the Season β15 elections, Gesundheit's batting was boosted 0.4 1.3 as a result of the Shadow Batting Practice blessing.

On Season β17, Day 74, Gesundheit joined the Mechanics' active roster in exchange for Bottles Suljak as a result of the Core Pillar Center's Fax Machine.

On Season β17, Day 90, Gesundheit was exchanged to the Yellowstone Magic due to Feedback. Gesundheit was replaced by Jaylen Hotdogfingers.

During the Season β22 elections, Gesundheit gained the Negative modification as a result of the Roster Flip blessing.

On Season β23, Day 98, Gesundheit retreated to the Magic's Shadows in exchange for Eizabeth Elliott at Yellowstone National (Ball)Park via the Ratified Fax Machine.

Over the course of Season β24, Gesundheit entered and exited the Magic's Shadows five times as a result of Yellowstone National (Ball)Park Fax Machine events, ending the Season on the pitching rotation.

During the November 25, 2022 Fall Ball, Gesundheit fell to the Moab Hellmouth Sunbeams.

During the Season 1 elections, Gesundheit's batting increased 3.5 4.0 as a result of the NEW Batting Boost blessing.

The remainder of this article contains lore created collaboratively by the Blaseball community.

Box of Cravel Gesundheit Files

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Cravel Gesundheit is a crystalline entity that is fascinated with geology. She reassembles roxself based on rok mood and overall functionality into many shapes. Fans have reported seeing her as a snake, an obelisk, an inscrutable unknowable form and sometimes just a pile of crystals!

Coming from the core was a bumpy ride- ro emerged into Yellowstone National Ballpark via a volcanic eruption (an earth sneeze, if you will). During that fateful game the force from the feedback was so strong and the Core had so many winding tunnels that her form was split in two. Fans reported seeing her pitch on both the Core and Magic in the same game, but Coach Merlinmeyer insists that that's "complete rubbish" and "making a mockery of the game."

Cravel is fascinated by the geology of Yellowstone (particularly the gift shop rocks and the arcane powers of crystals in the park) and is currently on the look out for interesting pieces to add to her assembly. She also seeks to find powerful crystals to aid the team; most notably ro has communicated to reporters that she is looking for "the Yellow Stone."

Ro is also notoriously difficult to photograph, and few photos of her exist. Park rangers have yet to concur if this is due to arcane fluxes within the park, or if she is just really, really camera shy.

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