Cravel Gesundheit

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Cravel Gesundheit is a lineup player for the Moab Hellmouth Sunbeams, and has been with the team since Fall Ball. Gesundheit has played for the Core Mechanics and Yellowstone Magic.

Official League Records

Gesundheit joined the ILB as a player in the Shadows for the Core Mechanics during the Descension.

During the Season β15 elections, Gesundheit's batting was boosted 0.4 1.3 as a result of the Shadow Batting Practice blessing.

On Season β17, Day 74, Gesundheit joined the Mechanics' active roster in exchange for Bottles Suljak as a result of the Core Pillar Center's Fax Machine.

On Season β17, Day 90, Gesundheit was exchanged to the Yellowstone Magic due to Feedback. Gesundheit was replaced by Jaylen Hotdogfingers.

During the Season β22 elections, Gesundheit gained the Negative modification as a result of the Roster Flip blessing.

On Season β23, Day 98, Gesundheit retreated to the Magic's Shadows in exchange for Eizabeth Elliott at Yellowstone National (Ball)Park via the Ratified Fax Machine.

Over the course of Season β24, Gesundheit entered and exited the Magic's Shadows five times as a result of Yellowstone National (Ball)Park Fax Machine events, ending the Season on the pitching rotation.

During the November 25, 2022 Fall Ball, Gesundheit fell to the Moab Hellmouth Sunbeams.

During the Season 1 elections, Gesundheit's batting increased 3.5 4.0 as a result of the NEW Batting Boost blessing.

The remainder of this article contains lore created collaboratively by the Blaseball community.

Box of Cravel Gesundheit Files

Dust billows as the file box lands on the table. While many archives in the Interdimensional Rumor Mill are unified in some way, this... definitely isn’t one of them. The accompanying Rumor Registry explains all of the contents... wherever it is... but for now you grab the folder labelled IF-95.591 and start reading...

Cravel Gesundheit is a pile of Fluvial Conglomerate pebbles (from the Harebell / Landslide Creek Formation, dated to 70-100 million years ago) which was excavated by the Core Mechanics following the Decension when they were excavating new tunnels to be able to prepare for their first season of regular play in the ILB. During this process, the Core Mechanics realized that they were a player short of the required amount to play and that rox had somehow obtained a jersey, cap, and glove. Seeing this, they asked ro if they wished to join the team, and following affirmation was drafted.

Cravel did not draw much attention to roxself during their initial stint on the Core Mechanics, serving in the the team's shadows, but following their shift to the rotation and then subsequent exchange to the Yellowstone Magic it was realized that Cravel is remarkably good at pitching for an inanimate pile of rocks. To ro colleagues and fans surprise, this is despite of no one ever directly observing rox pitch, either in person or via recording.

The rest of the team has largely taken this well, understanding that different persons have different levels of comfort with how much they may socially interact. They are more than supportive of rox, and are giving ro as much time as ro needs before becoming more involved with the team at large."

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