Eizabeth Elliott

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Eizabeth Elliott was a pitcher for the Yellowstone Magic, and was with the team from Season β1 until Fall Ball.

Official League Records

Elliott joined the league as a lineup player for the Yellowstone Magic with the Return of Blaseball.

During the Season β5 election, Elliott's batting, baserunning, and defense fell by due to the Charleston Shoe Thieves' Bad Neighbors blessing.

On Season β6, Day 90, Elliott siphoned some of Hawai'i Fridays pitcher Evelton McBlase's baserunning ability in a game with Blooddrain weather. Elliott's baserunning stat increased from 2.5 3.5 .

During the Coffee Cup, Elliott played for the Cold Brew Crew as a pitcher.

On Season β14, Day 111 Elliott was swept  Elsewhere... during a playoff game against the Canada Moist Talkers.

During the Season β16 elections, Elliott retreated to the Magic's Shadows as a result of the Weakest Link blessing.

During the Season β18 elections, Elliott's pitching increased 3.4 4.7 due to the Magic's Shadow Infuse blessing. Elliott then rejoined the Magic's active roster in exchange for Melton Telephone via the Magic's Foreshadow will, becoming a pitcher in the process.

On Season β20, Day 32, Elliott became a lineup player due to Reverb.

During the Season β22 elections, Elliott gained the Negative modification as a result of the Roster Flip blessing.

Over the course of Season β23, Elliott entered and exited the Magic's Shadows two times as a result of Yellowstone National (Ball)Park Fax Machine and Voicemail events, ending the Season on the pitching rotation.

The remainder of this article contains lore created collaboratively by the Blaseball community.

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A Student of the Game

Eizabeth Elliott is the Diffident Hitter (DH) for the Yellowstone Magic. She is a graduate student in biotechnology working on her PhD thesis about the life cycle of extremophile bacteria in Yellowstone National Park (Parkpark)'s prismatic springs. Her park supervisor assigned her to first base without Eizabeth's knowledge. She has no idea what blaseball is, how it is played, why she is sometimes holding a bat, or why people in uniforms keep trampling through her survey grid. She is this close to just taking a semester off.

The L is silent. And invisible.


  • Sister to Elijah Bates of the Canada Moist Talkers, and presumably mother of His Nephew.
  • Is fascinated by Cory Twelve's advanced volcanology equipment and has petitioned for time on "the machine" between seasons.
  • Alyssa Harrell, Halexandrey Walton, and Eizabeth follow each other in the batting order and are collectively known as "The Gathering". Penelope Mathews was formerly a part of the group before being transferred to the New York Millennials due to Feedback.
  • Began a page-one rewrite of her thesis after meeting Richardson Turquoise.
  • In an episode of genealogy show But Who Are You, Really? a DNA test suggested Elliott's genetic heritage to be 65% west African, 21% north African, 6% Polynesian and the remainder a species of thermophilic archaebacteria presently unknown to science.

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