Cravel Gesundheit/IF-95.591

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Cravel Gesundheit is a pile of Fluvial Conglomerate pebbles (from the Harebell / Landslide Creek Formation, dated to 70-100 million years ago) which was excavated by the Core Mechanics following the Decension when they were excavating new tunnels to be able to prepare for their first season of regular play in the ILB. During this process, the Core Mechanics realized that they were a player short of the required amount to play and that rox had somehow obtained a jersey, cap, and glove. Seeing this, they asked ro if they wished to join the team, and following affirmation was drafted.

Cravel did not draw much attention to roxself during their initial stint on the Core Mechanics, serving in the the team's shadows, but following their shift to the rotation and then subsequent exchange to the Yellowstone Magic it was realized that Cravel is remarkably good at pitching for an inanimate pile of rocks. To ro colleagues and fans surprise, this is despite of no one ever directly observing rox pitch, either in person or via recording.

The rest of the team has largely taken this well, understanding that different persons have different levels of comfort with how much they may socially interact. They are more than supportive of rox, and are giving ro as much time as ro needs before becoming more involved with the team at large."