JEFF!
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JEFF! is the mascot for the Hellmouth Sunbeams, and a hellbeast. It is unknown if JEFF! was the Sunbeams' mascot prior to the opening of The Book.
Forms
JEFF! is known to take many forms, the total number of which is still unknown. Currently known forms of JEFF! include
- Mascot form
- "Jimmy Dean" form
- Aztec sun stone
- Sleazy 50’s door to door salesman/scam artist
- A shape with lion body and the head of a man, a gaze blank and pitiless as the sun[1]
Trivia
- JEFF! owns used car lot BIG JEFF! HELL'S
- JEFF! knows your social security number
- JEFF!'s texture is Yes
- JEFF! aspires to someday commit every crime
- JEFF! is responsible for the past, present, and future credit scores of the Hellmouth Sunbeams. The highest ever recorded is Randall Marijuana's record of 420. The lowest recorded was achieved by Nagomi Nava, at -666.
JEFF! in Mascot form
by CoblinJEFF! in sleazy salesman form
by @_pysicsMini-Blaseballer
by @HetreaSky
Players | Batters | |
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Buried | Boudicca Midcentury · Doc Anice | |
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Stats | Season | 1 |
Beta | β1 · β2 · β3 · β4 · β5 · β6 · β7 · β8 · β9 · β10 · β11 · β12 · β13 · β14 · β15 · β16 · β17 · β18 · β19 · β20 · β21 · β22 · β23 · β24 | |
Circuit | Gamma 2 · Gamma 3 · Gamma 4 | |
Ballpark | Lower Moab Scenic Overlook Field | |
Community Lore | ||
Staff | Sol · Monsieur Bean · JEFF! · Dead Tom · The Man Who Owns All the Teeth · Priya Fox · Determination Montgomery | |
Places | Hellmouth · Hellmouth Anti-Tourism Board · Shadow Moabbey · Randall Marijuana Memorial Cat Café · Arches National Plark | |
History | Moab Hellmouth Sunbeams' History · The Solympic Flame · Adaptation · HELIOLATRY · Cuisine of Hellmouth | |
Fan Culture 📣 · Fan Works 💌 · Tlopps Cards 🃏 | ||
Stare Into the Sun... |
- ↑ Yeets, W.B. "The Second Coming." XX19. Poetry Foundation.