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JEFF! is the mascot for the Hellmouth Sunbeams, and a hellbeast. It is unknown if JEFF! was the Sunbeams' mascot prior to the opening of The Book.


JEFF! is known to take many forms, the total number of which is still unknown. Currently known forms of JEFF! include

  • Mascot form
  • "Jimmy Dean" form
  • Aztec sun stone
  • Sleazy 50鈥檚 door to door salesman/scam artist
  • A shape with lion body and the head of a man, a gaze blank and pitiless as the sun[1]


  • JEFF! owns used car lot BIG JEFF! HELL'S
  • JEFF! knows your social security number
  • JEFF!'s texture is Yes
  • JEFF! aspires to someday commit every crime
  • JEFF! is responsible for the past, present, and future credit scores of the Hellmouth Sunbeams. The highest ever recorded is Randall Marijuana's record of 420. The lowest recorded was achieved by Nagomi Nava, at -666.

  1. Yeets, W.B. "The Second Coming." XX19. Poetry Foundation.