Hellmouth Sunbeams/Season 4
In Season β4 the Hellmouth Sunbeams finished second last in the Evil League, and third last in the ILB. After three unlucky seasons fortune finally favored the Sunbeams, and they won their very first blessing in the Season β4 Elections.
Pulling themselves together after losing two beloved teammates, the Sunbeams once again were able to improve their win-loss record, with emerging stars Emmett Internet and Randall Marijuana lifting the team from very bottom of the Evil League to a respectable ninth place spot above the Houston Spies.
The Hellmouth Sunbeams experienced no changes to their roster over the course of the season or postseason.
In Season β4 some notable games for the Sunbeams include:
- On Day 20 Randall Marijuana hit a game-winning two-run home run against the Mexico City Wild Wings (Watch here on Before).
The Sunbeams won one blessing, and were effected by one Decree:
- Alternate Reality passed with 52,343 votes and 23% of all decree votes.
- Precognition blessed the Hellmouth Sunbeams.
Season of the Weed
The following summary mixes canon events with community lore.
After a traumatic Season β3, the Sunbeams were happy that weather seemed allergic to targeting their games and settled back into their comfort zone: playing badly. The Sunbeams ended the season an exciting third-last in the League rather than second-last, and spent the postseason cheering on the Hades Tigers to their second championship title.
On Day 20, the stars seemed to align for weed connoisseur Randy Marijuana, as he hit a home run in the tenth inning with friend Alaynabella Hollywood on base, with the 'Hollyweed' duo scoring two runs and winning the 4/20 game, as it always should've been. This was looking to be the highlight of the season for the team, but somehow the Election proved to be even more monumental.
The Election of All Time
First, the Alternate Reality decree took effect, swapping hitter Igneus Delacruz and pitcher Eugenia Bickle with Alternates from a different reality, leaving the team reeling. Bickle reportedly began to settle in quickly despite the shock, claiming the environment was more exciting and that the deadliness in Blaseball that was not present in their former reality added some 'spice' to the game. On the other hand, the swap was devastating for Malik Romayne, who discovered that the new Delacruz, who preferred to be called 'Iggy', was entirely different to the former Igneus, straining their marriage despite the two attempting to make it work.
Additionally, the Sunbeams finally won their very first blessing! With just 10% of the vote, they were blessed with Precognition, improving the batting skills of Nagomi Nava, Emmett Internet, and Randy Marijuana. Notably, this made Internet and Marijuana indisputably the best hitters on the team, and lifted Nava up from her previous position of the worst hitter on the team. The trio did not report any other effects from their blessing, except for a new talent of being entirely unbeatable in rock, paper, scissors.
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