Mexico City Wild Wings
The Mexico City Wild Wings (formerly labelled as the Mexico City Mild Wings) are an Internet League Blaseball team in the Wild High division of the Wild League. They have been a part of the League since Season 1. The Wild Wings were previously in the Lawful Evil division of the Evil League and the Mild Low division of the Mild League.
- Brock Watson
- Summers Preston
- Jasper Blather
- Stephanie Winters
- Wichita Toaster
- Roscoe Sundae
- Yong Wright
- Joshua Watson
- Ronan Combs
- Tai Beanbag
- Fran Beans
- Erickson Sato
- Kline Nightmare
- Grit Ramos
- Igneus Mcdaniel
- Matteo Cash
- Rivers Javier
- Best Cerna
- Famous Meng
- Miguel Wheeler (Season 7, Day 107; replaced by Case Sports)
- Case Sports (Season 12, Day 76; replaced by Roscoe Sundae)
- Lawrence Horne (Season 13, Day 78; replaced by Tai Beanbag)
- José Haley (Traded to the Chicago Firefighters for Joshua Watson by proxy)
- Kennedy Rodgers (Traded to the Chicago Firefighters for Mullen Peterson)
- Joshua Watson (Traded to the Kansas City Breath Mints for Jessica Telephone)
- Jessica Telephone (Traded to the Kansas City Breath Mints for Eizabeth Guerra)
- Kennedy Meh (Season 9 elections; replaced by Fran Beans)
- Case Sports (Season 9 elections; replaced by Adkins Gwiffin)
- Adkins Gwiffin (Season 9 elections; replaced by Brock Watson)
- Axel Cardenas (Season 13 elections; replaced by Wichita Toaster)
- In Season 1, the Wild Wings went 47-52 in the season, finishing 7th in the Evil League and tied for 13th overall.
- In Season 2, the Wild Wings went 47-52 in the season, finishing 6th in the Evil League and 11th overall.
- In Season 3, the Wild Wings went 42-57 in the season, finishing 8th in the Evil League and tied for 15th overall.
- In Season 4, the Wild Wings went 43-56 in the season, finishing 8th in the Evil League and 17th overall.
- In Season 5, the Wild Wings went 49-50 in the season, finishing 6th in the evil league and 11th overall.
- In Season 6, the Wild Wings went 45-54 in the season, finishing 8th in the Mild League and 15th overall.
- In Season 7, the Wild Wings went 55-44 in the regular season, finishing 4th in the Mild League and 8th overall due to low Divine Favor.
- The Wild Wings made the playoffs for the first time this season! In the first round they defeated the Kansas City Breath Mints 3-1. They defeated the Seattle Garages 3-1 to claim the Mild League Championship.
- In the finals, the Wild Wings defeated the San Francisco Lovers 3-1 to claim the Internet League Championship!
- After the Playoffs, the Champs in the Making blessing was won by the Chicago Firefighters. Batter José Haley and pitcher Kennedy Rodgers were traded to the Firefighters for batter Joshua Watson and pitcher Mullen Peterson. Wings batter Axel Cardenas was traded to the Firefighters, but immediately returned to the Wings.
- In Season 8, the Wild Wings went 55-44 in the regular season.
- In the Season 8 elections, the Wild Wings won the Divisional Swap] blessing and were moved into the Mild High division of the Mild League. The Kansas City Breath Mints were swapped back to take their place. The Wild Wings then immediately won the Subleague Swap blessing and were moved into the Wild High division of the Wild League. The New York Millennials were swapped back to take their place.
- In Season 9, the Wild Wings went 37-62 in the regular season.
- In Season 10, the Wild Wings went 40-59 in the regular season.
- In Season 11, the Wild Wings went 39-60 in the regular season.
- In Season 12, the Wild Wings went 46-53 in the regular season.
- In the Season 12 elections, the Wild Wings received the Plunder will, trading Joshua Watson for the Kansas City Breath Mints' Jessica Telephone, and the Trust will, giving Fran Beans the Flippers modification. They also received the The Best Offense blessing, turning Cell Barajas into a pitcher in exchange for Stephanie Winters becoming a batter.
- In Season 13, the Wild Wings went 55-44 in the regular season.
- In Season 14, the Wild Wings went 50-49 in the regular season.
- In Season 15, the Wild Wings went 50-49 in the regular season.
| COMMUNITY LORE|
The remainder of this article contains lore created collaboratively by the Blaseball community.
For a more in-depth look at the team, see Mexico City Wild Wings/History.
There are stories, but few known facts about the history of the Mexico City Wild Wings, and the inner workings of the team are largely conducted behind closed doors. There are allusions to methods of scrying or divination involving wingsauce, various secret projects the purpose of which is undisclosed and organiseations such as the Gastronomic Conjury Guild. But the team roster, one of the most stable in Blaseball history, and the fans at least appear to be shielded from the inner workings, enjoying a reputation for good splortsmanship and a welcoming attitude.
The Wild Wings currently play in a stadium known as The Bucket, located on a lake within Mexico City. Due to the outwardly Chaotic appearance of the Wild Wings's roster and managerial style, their initial placement in the Lawful Evil League was often called into question. The Wild Wings Legal Team were largely responsible for ensuring the team's activities remained within the law. After placement in the Mild League activated the Wild Wings Legal Team to take legal action against the Blaseball Gods themselves.
The Wild Wings are not technically managed by an individual, but by the interpretation of wingsauce patterns left on discarded plates of leftovers by a mysterious figure known as Guy Flieri. The particulars of the process are the subject of much speculation, though for the sake of paperwork, the manager is officially stated to be Guy Flieri.
The exact mascot(s) for the Wings seem to be difficult to track. It has been reported the team mascot is Cell Barajas, and when further questioned, no explanation was provided from anybody aside from a vague gesture at the Bucket's massive bird population and extensive repetition of the phrase "Cell Barajas" by everyone in a ten-foot radius.
For a more in-depth look at the fan culture, see Mexico City Wild Wings/Fan Culture.
The Wild Wings team is composed of a diverse range of players - from a star pitcher who exists outside of time, to a batter with the distinction of being the game's first part-seal player, to an ordinary car tire piloted by rats. Fans take pride in the diversity of the team, believing that it leads to games in which "anything can happen," good or bad.
For more Fan Art, see Mexico City Wild Wings/Fan_Art.
|Stats||Season||1 · 2 · 3 · 4|
|Events||Mexico City Wild Wings v. The Blaseball Gods|
|Ballpark||Basin of Mexico Park|
|Staff||Guy Flieri · Gastronomic Conjury Guild · Wild Wings Legal Team|
|History||Mexico City Wild Wings' History · The Weather Event|
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