Sosa Hayes

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Sosa Hayes is a pitcher for the Houston Spies. Hayes joined the spies on Season 9, Day 7 due to a feedback swap with NaN. Hayes previously played 8 seasons with the Mexico City Wild Wings.

Official League Record

Hayes joined the Internet League Blaseball as a member of the Mexico City Wild Wings at the beginning of Season 1.

On Season 9, Day 52, Hayes became a pitcher due to Reverb.

History

COMMUNITY LORE

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Controversies

The Wild Wings Legal Team have offered assurances that, contrary to rumor, Sosa Hayes is not three children on top of each other wearing a trench coat.

A spokesperson for the legal team was reported as saying: "He is a real normal person with arms and legs of standard proportions. Just look at how well the trench coat fits. He would never, for example, steal all three bases at once. Never."

When questioned upon this further, Wild Wings manager Guy Flieri presented a plate smeared with patented Kickin' Kajun sauce and dappled with ranch dressing. When the sauce leavings were consumed, the accusatory party reportedly felt a cold chill come over them before responding to questioners, "The matter is closed."

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