Eizabeth Guerra is a lineup player in the Shadows for the Kansas City Breath Mints and has been with the Breath Mints since the Season 14 elections. Guerra has previously played for the Mexico City Wild Wings.
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When she isn't on the field, Guerra is known for her baking company, I Am Going To Destroy God And Take His Place. She sells homemade cookies, pies, and sweets of all sorts, all to further the stated mission goal of the company, which is to destroy God and take his place. The remainder of the profits go towards mutual aid networks within Kansas City.
When on the field, Guerra is known for her powerful batting. She always wears a flour-dusted apron, and her swing is something to behold. She plays with the fury of someone on a holy quest for vengeance, ascension, and the utter obliteration of the natural order.
It is unclear what brought Guerra to Blaseball, but she has proved a kind and valued member of the team, often bringing homemade treats to share with both the players and the fans. She is beloved. Although she is currently human, this might soon change as she grows in both divine and unholy power. All shall see what she will become. All shall gaze upon her inevitability. And it will be a good day.
Guerra's preferred walk-up music is "One-Winged Angel".
- Eizabeth Guerra takes no L’s! / [enemy team] can go to h*ll!
- Spite the Gods and Kill Them (For My Sister) fic by athenadykes#4899
Eizabeth Guerra by @linhtropy
Eizabeth playing card by @trivia_lad
Izzie by @breakurfall
Eizabeth Guerra by @8loi88
Izzie on a Roll (Season 4, Day 92) comic by @nash_high
Eizabeth Guerra by @goatedtoasts
Mini-Blaseballer by @HetreaSky
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