Eizabeth Guerra

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Eizabeth Guerra was a player in the Shadows for the Kansas City Breath Mints and was with the team from the Season β14 elections until Fall Ball. Guerra has previously played for the Mexico City Wild Wings.

Official League Records

Guerra joined the ILB as a lineup player for the Kansas City Breath Mints with the Return of Blaseball.

On Season β8, Day 87, Guerra swallowed a peanut and had a allergic reaction.

During the Season β13 elections, Guerra was traded to the Mexico City Wild Wings in exchange for Jessica Telephone as a result of the Breath Mints' Exchange will.

On Season β14, Day 97, Guerra’s allergy was cured by An Undisclosed Location’s Peanut Mister.

During the Season β14 elections, Guerra was traded back to the Kansas City Breath Mints in exchange for Joshua Watson via the Wild Wings' Exchange will.

During the Season β16 elections, Guerra retreated to the Breath Mints' Shadows as a result of the Breath Mints' Move will, resulting in a combined 8.7 9.4 stat increase.

The remainder of this article contains lore created collaboratively by the Blaseball community.


When she isn't on the field, Guerra is known for her baking company, I Am Going To Destroy God And Take His Place. She sells homemade cookies, pies, and sweets of all sorts, all to further the stated mission goal of the company, which is to destroy God and take his place. The remainder of the profits go towards mutual aid networks within Kansas City.

When on the field, Guerra is known for her powerful batting. She always wears a flour-dusted apron, and her swing is something to behold. She plays with the fury of someone on a holy quest for vengeance, ascension, and the utter obliteration of the natural order.

It is unclear what brought Guerra to Blaseball, but she has proved a kind and valued member of the team, often bringing homemade treats to share with both the players and the fans. She is beloved. Although she is currently human, this might soon change as she grows in both divine and unholy power. All shall see what she will become. All shall gaze upon her inevitability. And it will be a good day.

Guerra's preferred walk-up music is "One-Winged Angel".


  • Eizabeth Guerra takes no L’s! / [enemy team] can go to h*ll!

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