Mags Banananana

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Mags Banananana is a pitcher for the Hades Tigers, and has been with the team since the Season 23 elections. Banananana has played for the Chicago Firefighters, New York Millennials, Mexico City Wild Wings, Tokyo Lift, and Canada Moist Talkers.

Official League Records

Banananana joined the ILB as a lineup player in the Shadows for the Chicago Firefighters as the Firefighters' Season 9 Playoff Birth.

During the Season 12 elections, Banananana joined the Firefighters' lineup in exchange for Declan Suzanne via the Firefighters' Foreshadow Will.

During the Season 13 elections, Banananana gained the Roamin' modification and wandered to the New York Millennials due to the Firefighters' Revoke will.

Banananana was traded to the Mexico City Wild Wings in exchange for Mullen Peterson during the Season 14 elections via the Exchange will, becoming a pitcher in the process.

During the Season 16 elections, Banananana wandered to the Tokyo Lift due to the Roamin' modification.

On Season 21, Day 44, Banananana retreated to the Lift's Shadows in exchange for Domino Bootleg as a result of the Tokyo Fitness Center's Fax Machine.

On Season 22, Day 86, Banananana joined the Lift's pitching rotation in exchange for Ankle Halifax via the Tokyo Fitness Center's Fax Machine.

During the Season 22 elections, Banananana gained the On an Odyssey modification as a result of the Lift's Shadow Revoke will, and wandered to the Canada Moist Talkers.

Over the course of Season 2, Banananana entered and exited the Moist Talkers' Shadows two times as a result of Gleek Arena Fax Machine events, ending the Season on the pitching rotation. During the Season 23 elections, Banananana Evolved to Base 1 as a result of the Moist Talkers' third championship victory. Banananana then wandered to the Hades Tigers due to the Roamin' modification.


COMMUNITY LORE

The remainder of this article contains lore created collaboratively by the Blaseball community.

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Basic Details

Mags Banananana is a muscular Brazilian woman originally from São Paulo who uses she/her pronouns. Asked for her age, she typically replies “that’s for me to know and you to find out”.

Banananana almost exclusively dresses in her signature colour, yellow - most notably, she is almost never seen without an oversize yellow handbag. This habit combined with her penchant for plantain-based cookery led to her being dubbed “the Banana Nana”.

Like all of us, she is from Chicago. Her jersey number is 872.

Personal Life

Mags Banananana had a varied career in her earlier life, having worked as a deckhand, a delivery driver and a librarian. In her retirement, she began undertaking volunteer work. Prior to joining the Chicago Firefighters, Banananana was volunteering at the Chicago Fire Safety Awareness Center.

Banananana is a keen baker, horticulturist and herbalist. In addition to blaseball, Banananana also plays rugby and is keen on aerobic fitness.

Banananana has been widowed at least once, although she refuses to clarify the details. She has an unknown number of children and grandchildren, some of whom can often be seen cheering her on at Firefighters games. Since joining the Firefighters’ lineup, Banananana has quickly become adopted as a “team grandma” by the Firefighters.

Persistent rumours have paired Banananana with Suzanne Suzanne, Declan Suzanne’s mother, as a couple, at least partly owing to Declan departing the lineup for the Shadows as Banananana arrived on the team.

Trivia

  • Banananana enjoys memes featuring Minion characters from the Despicable Me movie franchise. Her enjoyment appears entirely sincere regardless of the quality of the meme, which infuriates some of her teammates. (She claims to have never seen the films.)
  • Banananana’s home has an enormous collection of objects that are yellow in colour.
  • Banananana’s favourite food is apples.

Cheers

What follows is an incomplete list of cheers commonly used when Banananana is playing:

  • “MAGS, IS BANANAS, BEE-N-A-N-A-N-A-N-A-N-A-N-A-N-A-N-A...” - used whenever Banananana achieves anything whatsoever, there is no agreed end to this cheer.
  • “BA-NA-NA-NA, NA-NA-NA-NA, Hey HEY, Goodbye” - used when Banananana hits a home run.
  • “Banahnahnah (doot dooo doodoodoo)” (to the tune of “Mahna Mahna”) - a walkout chant for when Banananana is at-bat.
  • “I BANANA-CAN-A DO IT!!”
  • At various times almost any song which features “na na na” in the lyrics has been modified and used to support Banananana.


Fan Works