Aurora Blortles

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Aurora Blortles was a lineup player for the Mexico City Wild Wings and was with the team from the Season 17 elections until being incinerated on Season 18, Day 32.

Official League Records

Blortles joined the ILB as a pitcher in the Shadows for the Ohio Worms during the Descension.

Blortles was traded to the Mexico City Wild Wings' Shadows in exchange for Matteo Cash during the Season 16 elections via the Wild Wings' Plunder will.

During the Season 17 elections, Bortles joined the Mexico City Wild Wings' active roster in exchange for Cell Barajas via the Wild Wings' Foreshadow Will, becoming a lineup player in the process.

On Season 18, Day 32, Blortles was incinerated and replaced by Scarlet Caster.


COMMUNITY LORE

The remainder of this article contains lore created collaboratively by the Blaseball community.

History

Aurora Blortles was a constellation from space. The amount of Stars in stars’ constellation was the same as stars’ total Star rating. Each person perceived Blortles as a different shape based on stars arrangement of stars; various Wild Wings had reported seeing star as a humanoid, a bird, a bear, and a worm, though Blortles claimed that stars’ forms were endless. Star also had a special relationship with gravity in that smaller objects were pulled into orbit around star, with larger objects merely pulled closer to star.

Blortles joined Blaseball as a way to shake IAU enforcers. When stars’ cover was initially blown, star jumped into a wormhole which led star directly to the Ohio Worms' shadows. The IAU claims that Blortles had committed the following crimes:

  • Stealing bases
  • Owning a pet jellyfish
  • Tax evasion
  • Incorrect use of Latin phrases
  • et al.

Blortles made stars’ way to the Wild Wings in order to gain the assistance of the Wild Wings Legal Team in proving that the IAU were framing star in all stars’ crimes (except for the jellyfish thing, that’s real). Star assisted the legal team using stars’ expert knowledge of celestial bodies and other non-terrestrial beings.

Blortles was close friends with Silvia Rugrat and Wichita Toaster. In stars’ free time, Blortles collected fancy hats.