Miguel Wheeler

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Miguel Wheeler was a lineup player for the Mexico City Wild Wings, and was with the team from the Return of Blaseball until being incinerated on Season β7, Day 107.

Official League Record

Wheeler joined the ILB as a lineup player for the Mexico City Wild Wings with the Return of Blaseball.

On Season β7, Day 47, some of Wheeler's hitting ability was siphoned by Sutton Picklestein.

During a Season β7, Day 105 playoffs game against the Seattle Garages, Wheeler was hit by a pitch thrown by Jaylen Hotdogfingers. Wheeler became Unstable, greatly increasing their chances of being incinerated.

On Season 7, Day 107, in a second round playoff game against the Seattle Garages, Wheeler was incinerated and replaced by Case Sports.

The remainder of this article contains lore created collaboratively by the Blaseball community.

Box of Miguel Wheeler Files

Dust billows as the file box lands on the table. While many archives in the Interdimensional Rumor Mill are unified in some way, this... definitely isn’t one of them. The accompanying Rumor Registry explains all of the contents... wherever it is... but for now you grab the folder labelled IF-43.984 and start reading...

Wheeler was a single rubber tire with a blaseball bat tied to one side piloted by a teeming mass of rats running on the inside of the tire. (While the entire tire-rat-bat entity was Miguel Wheeler, each rat negotiated its contract with management individually.) On the outside, the "CHELIN" in "MICHELIN" was scratched out and replaced with "GUEL".

It is currently unknown how Wheeler began playing for the Mexico City Wild Wings, but it was considered a fan favorite, and it maintains some popularity even after its incineration.

Wheeler's roll up music was "Rubber" by Mr. Oizo & Gaspard Auge.

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