Roscoe Sundae

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Roscoe Sundae is a player for the Tokyo Lift, and has been with the team since Fall Ball. Sundae has played for the Mexico City Wild Wings.

Official League Records

Sundae joined the ILB as a lineup player for the Mexico City Wild Wings on Season β12, Day 76, after the incineration of Case Sports.

During the Season β16 elections, Sundae retreated to the Wild Wings' Shadows as a result of the Wild Wings' Move will, resulting in a combined 8.5 -> 9.1 stat increase.

During the December 2, 2022 Fall Ball, Sundae fell to the Tokyo Lift.

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Background

Roscoe Sundae is the twin and older sibling to Ohio Worms player Vessalius Sundae, being born minutes before ips sister. Like nys sister, Sundae is a shapeshifter, but most forms tend to include some deer features. These include, but are not limited to, a peryton, a deertaur, a deer faun, and a human with antlers.

Joining ILB

After receiving a Bachelor’s of Architecture from Universidad Nacional Autónoma de México, Sundae was quickly hired as an assistant to help with renovations to The Bucket. While performance reviews showed that Sundae’s work was aggressively fine, the habit of filing submissions by shooting them out of a t-shirt cannon was not. Upon expressing a desire to get “closer to the real deal” of The Bucket’s renovations, Sundae was just as quickly added to the short list of back-up players for the Wild Wings. Following the incineration of Wild Wings hitter Case Sports, Sundae was called up as a replacement.

Time on the Wild Wings

Sundae’s stage presence and enthusiasm for showing up to every press event has vastly increased the Wild Wings’ popularity. At one press event, Sundae was asked why no records of Sundae could be found prior to graduating UNAM, to which Sundae cheerfully replied that The Moxie Man had a hit out for thym, and went on to elaborate that zay was once an advertising model and found out Too Much. Video footage of this interview has been viewed more that 190,000 times and has yet to be taken down by the Legal Team. “Roxie the Moxie” has since become a popular fan name and one that Roscoe Sundae actively promotes at all events. At the end of Season β16, Sundae, having been swept elsewhere, decided not to return but instead devote nir time to surveying the elsewhere in hopes of finding new innovations for The Bucket. Due to this decision, e is offically listed as now being in the Wings’ shadows, putting jaer time on the field on pause.

Trivia

  • In addition to playing blaseball, Sundae is a power walking enthusiast and jammer in an amateur roller derby league.
  • Sundae most often introduces omself with the phrase “Roscoe Sundae is Roscoe Sundae!”
  • Official records include a sauce-stained note citing in all caps that ve is “LACTOSE INTOLERANT.”
  • Ze is genderfluid and uses any pronoun.
  • Sundae tries to regularly meet with vis sister Vessalius in Waco, TX, the halfway point between Mexico City and Ohio.