Huber Frumple

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Huber Frumple is a player for the San Francisco Lovers, and has been with the team since Season 1, Day 60. Frumple has played for the Ohio Worms, Philly Pies, and Mexico City Wild Wings.

Official League Records

Frumple joined the ILB as a lineup player for the Ohio Worms during the Descension.

Frumple was traded to the Philly Pies in exchange for Farrell Seagull during the Season β12 elections via the Exchange will, without having played a single game for the Worms since arriving in the ILB. Frumple's stats were then increased by the Worms' own Infuse will, resulting in a combined 9.4 -> 13.5 stat increase.

During the Season β15 elections, Frumple's batting increased from 3.4 -> 4.3 and pitching decreased 1.6 -> 1.4 as a result of the Pies' Transfuse will.

During the Season β19 Earlsiesta, Frumple was given the Seeker modification as part of the seasonal reading.

On Season β21, Day 83, Frumple picked up The Fifth Base from The Oven. Frumple then super roamed to the Mexico City Wild Wings before placing The Fifth Base in The Bubble on Season 21, Day 95.

Frumple was traded to the Pies' Shadows in exchange for Doginic Burgertoes during the Season β21 elections via the Pies' Roster Swap will. Frumple was then immediately traded back to the Wild Wings' Shadows in exchange for Kline Nightmare via the Wild Wings' Roster Swap will.

On Season β22, Day 33, Frumple rejoined the Wild Wings' lineup at Basin of Mexico Park via the Ratified Voicemail.

On Season 1, Day 60, Frumple fell to the San Francisco Lovers during a game in Horizon weather, becoming Buried.

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Viper Vendor, Cobra Clerk, and General Serpent Seller

Huber Frumple was a nationally renowned snake expert and snake salesman prior to his joining the ILB. In his ill fitting suit and snake-pattern briefcase, tie and hatband he would ply his trade all through the United States of America, selling snakes or snake facts to any suitably prepared customer. That is, until one day the Serpent Advisory Committee determined his snakes to be "Too Good" and Frumple found himself cut off from every contact he knew and on the run from the law.

Frumple, fearing for his life and his snakes, faked his own death and hastily constructed a fake identity, which he immediately signed up for the ILB. Frumple seldom speaks to anyone about his life before the ILB, but when he does, it's through scant mutterings of "they're just regular goddamn snakes, I don't get it", or hissed conversations with his serpents. Frumple still wears his incredibly identifying snake-patterned clothing, but with applications of boot coloring to dull the pattern. He claims this "dulls their power" but that it's "not enough to stop me, baby".


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