Uncle Plasma II

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Uncle Plasma II is a lineup player for the Seattle Garages, and has been with the team since the Season 22 elections. Plasma II has played for the New York Millennials and Mexico City Wild Wings

Official League Records

Plasma II joined the ILB as a pitcher for the New York Millennials during the Season 21 Latesiesta via the Gift Shop.

During the Season 21 elections, Plasma II gained the Negative as a result of the Heads over Tails blessing. At the end of the elections, Plasma II faded to Dust and returned to the Vault.

Plasma II joined the pitching rotation of the Mexico City Wild Wings during the Season 22 Latesiesta via the Gift Shop. On Season 22, Day 82, Plasma II retreated to the Wind Wings' Shadows in exchange for Beans McBlase as a result of the Basin of Mexico Park's Fax Machine. Plasma II was traded to the Seattle Garages' Shadows with no replacement during the Season 22 elections via the Gachapon blessing.

During the Season 23 elections, Plasma II received a combined stat change of 19.6 -> 20.8 as a result of the Season 1: Booster Pack blessing.

On Season 24, Day 45, Plasma II joined the Garages' lineup in exchange for James Nolan at The Hotdogfingers Memorial Climate Pledge Garage and Parking Facility via the Ratified Voicemail.

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History with the Breath Mints

On Season 15, Day 52, during a game of the New York Millennials against the Kansas City Breath Mints, Uncle Plasma entered the Crime Scene at The Meadow to investigate the mysterious disappearance of Brisket Friendo from the Breath Mints’ Shadows. As a prerequisite to the investigation, Breath Mints General Manager Max Betmint insisted that Plasma sign a temporary team transfer contract, as well as a non-disclosure agreement, confidentiality agreement, end-of-life plan, performance contract, digital image license, employee privacy policy, end user license agreement, letter of recommendation, equipment rental agreement, personal financial statement, hold-harmless indemnity agreement, survivorship deed, vehicle leasing agreement, website terms and conditions, and liability waiver. During the Season 15 elections, it was revealed that due to a hidden clause in the temporary team transfer contract, the contract was actually permanent, signing Uncle Plasma to Kansas City's pitching rotation for the foreseeable future.

After a few seasons with the Mints, Plasma began mentoring batter Kina Larsen as a junior detective, taking hir under his wing. A quick and eager learner, Larsen soon found far more investigative success than Plasma, having sought out and returned home numerous Elsewhere players, while Plasma has found exactly zero clues over many seasons with the Mints. When asked about Larsen’s talent in comparison to his own, Plasma has only glowed with pride, and is said to always keep an almond joy in the pocket of his trenchcoat for the young gumshoe. In his other pocket, he keeps a delicious fresh orange for himself.

Though a dedicated detective and pitcher, Plasma enjoys frequent vacations, often visiting Schlitterbahn Waterpark Kansas City after making use of The Meadow’s Fax Machine. Plasma does not seem bothered by the fact that the park has been closed for several years.

Plasma, like all Breath Mints, has failed the bar exam.


Excerpts from Plasma’s Notes

Uncle Plasma kept many notes scattered across journals, loose papers, and post-it notes pinned to corkboard. The following was found scribbled among Plasma’s notes. This time, the Interdimensional Rumor Mill reveals a Rumor from IF-5.697 out of its Rumor Registry...

Do you know what happens when you slice a glolf ball in half? Someone gets mad at you. I found this out the hard way.[1]


Chants

Example of how to use the "get chapel killed" chant in chat.
  • Uncle Mode On
  • Nephew Mode (when performing poorly)
  • All according to Plansma!
  • Get Unc’d on!
  • get chapel killed
  • UNKIE NASTY (following Season 19 infusion)
  • Dunkle Plasma / Uncle Faxma (when getting Faxed)



  1. Deep Thoughts by Jack Handey