Uncle Plasma II
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Official League Records
Plasma II joined the pitching rotation of the Mexico City Wild Wings during the Season 22 Latesiesta via the Gift Shop. On Season 22, Day 82, Plasma II retreated to the Wind Wings' Shadows in exchange for Beans McBlase as a result of the Basin of Mexico Park's Fax Machine. Plasma II was traded to the Seattle Garages' Shadows with no replacement during the Season 22 elections via the Gachapon blessing.
On Season 24, Day 45, Plasma II joined the Garages' lineup in exchange for James Nolan at The Hotdogfingers Memorial Climate Pledge Garage and Parking Facility via the Ratified Voicemail.
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History with the Breath Mints
After a few seasons with the Mints, Plasma began mentoring batter Kina Larsen as a junior detective, taking hir under his wing. A quick and eager learner, Larsen soon found far more investigative success than Plasma, having sought out and returned home numerous Elsewhere players, while Plasma has found exactly zero clues over many seasons with the Mints. When asked about Larsen’s talent in comparison to his own, Plasma has only glowed with pride, and is said to always keep an almond joy in the pocket of his trenchcoat for the young gumshoe. In his other pocket, he keeps a delicious fresh orange for himself.
Though a dedicated detective and pitcher, Plasma enjoys frequent vacations, often visiting Fax Machine. Plasma does not seem bothered by the fact that the park has been closed for several years.after making use of The Meadow’s
Plasma, like all Breath Mints, has failed the bar exam.
Excerpts from Plasma’s Notes
Do you know what happens when you slice a glolf ball in half? Someone gets mad at you. I found this out the hard way.
- Uncle Mode On
- Nephew Mode (when performing poorly)
- All according to Plansma!
- Get Unc’d on!
- get chapel killed
- UNKIE NASTY (following Season 19 infusion)
- Dunkle Plasma / Uncle Faxma (when getting Faxed)
- Deep Thoughts by Jack Handey