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During the Season 9 election, McBlase became Spicy due to the Seattle Garages winning the Hot Sauce Bar blessing, and gained the Siphon modification due to the passing of the Forecast: Blooddrain decree. Also during the election McBlase's Power and Max Vibes were increased, but their baserunning went down, due to winning the Eat me, Drink me blessing.
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Hailing from the fleet of cruise ships making up the city of Hamilton, Ontario, McBlase is an attorney for the Canadian Centre for Occupational Health and Safety. Originally earning her law degree from UVic, she worked for various law firms across several years before being hired by CCOHS.
Beans is her very long cat.
After a series of incinerations struck the Canada Moist Talkers in season 7—including labour union representative Kiki Familia—the Canadian Centre for Occupational Health and Safety sent attorneys Beans & McBlase to look into the matter.
The pair arrived at Gleek Arena to discuss the potential for financial compensation with the Moist Talkers. However, due to a series of clerical errors, the "&" was dropped and "Beans McBlase" was drafted into the ILB as a singular player. Onlookers present reported McBlase as indignant over the proceedings, while Beans was reported as "soft" and "adorable". Attempts to have the error fixed have been ignored by the league wholesale.
With legal recourse stymied, Beans & McBlase have begun to settle into their new lives at Gleek Arena. McBlase has been collecting refunds on falsely advertised waterproof business suits while leaving the actual splort of blaseball up to Beans.
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