Kennedy Loser
Kennedy Loser is a player for the Mexico City Wild Wings, and has been with the team since Season 1, Day 19. Loser has previously played for the Baltimore Crabs.
Official League Records
Loser is perhaps best known for their home run in the 20th inning that brought the Crabs to an 8-6 victory over the Breckenridge Jazz Hands on day 52 of Blaseball Season β2.
During the Season β5 election, Loser received boosts in all ratings as well as a boost in baserunning as a part of the Crabs' Horde Hallucinations, Falling Stars, and Rollback Netcode blessings.
On Season β10, Day X, Loser gained the Flinch modification after the Crabs lost to THE SHELLED ONE'S PODS.
During the Season β12 elections, Loser's defense was increased by 3.2 → 3.9 as a result of the Crabs' The Rack blessing.
On Season β13, Day 89, Loser became Reverberating due to Reverb weather.
During the Season β15 elections, Loser's Flinch modification was changed into the Haunted modification by the Crabs' Reform will.
During the Season β22 elections, Loser became an Alternate and gained the Negative modification due to the Handful Alternate Trust blessing.
On Season 1, Day 19, Loser fell to the Mexico City Wild Wings during a game in Horizon (weather) weather, becoming Buried.
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Marriage
Kennedy is married. This came as a surprise to many of the Crabs, who did not even realize that he was married to the person he kept bringing over to their gatherings, until the very day of ascension when he brought up in conversation, "I am going to miss my husband." Kennedy's husband is named Terry. They love each other very much. Terry doesn't really 'get' the whole blaseball thing, but hey, it's Ken's job, and they want to be supportive.
Terry is short for
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Fan Art
Mini-Blaseballer by @HetreaSky
Art by @glassgoblin
Art by @glassgoblin
Art by @corpserevivers
Art of Kennedy Loser by @Waalkr
Art of Kennedy loser by @imaginecroc
Broken Piece Kennedy Loser (CW for violence, gore, and body horror) by Klauinax
do you know what you're doing? (don't worry, i don't either) Ken and Luis talk in an unfamiliar place about familiar feelings. by Rai
Let me let you down Kennedy Loser kills god. This is not the end of his story. by crookedsaint
Art by @ratgills
Art by @toopachu
| Players | Batters | |
|---|---|---|
| Pitchers | ||
| Shadows | ||
| Buried | Kennedy Loser · Leach Herman | |
| Former |
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| Stats | Season | 1 · 2 · 3 · 4 |
| Events | Mexico City Wild Wings v. The Blaseball Gods | |
| Ballpark | Basin of Mexico Park | |
| Community Lore | ||
| Staff | Guy Flieri · Gastronomic Conjury Guild · Wild Wings Legal Team | |
| Places | Mexico City | |
| History | Mexico City Wild Wings' History · The Weather Event | |
| Fan Culture 📣 · Fan Works 💌 · Tlopps Cards 🃏 | ||
| Pase Lo Que Pase. | ||
