Jasper Blather

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Jasper Blather was a player in the Shadows for the Ohio Worms, and was with the team from the Season β21 elections until Fall Ball. Blather has previously played for the Core Mechanics, Mexico City Wild Wings, Houston Spies, Breckenridge Jazz Hands, and Hellmouth Sunbeams.

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Blather joined the ILB as a lineup player for the Core Mechanics on Season β13, Day 30 after the incineration of Hands Scoresburg. During the Season β13 elections, Blather gained the Roamin' modification and wandered to the Mexico City Wild Wings due to the Mechanics' Revoke will.

During the Season β18 elections, Blather wandered to the Houston Spies due to the Roamin' modification.

During the Season β19 elections, Blather wandered to the Breckenridge Jazz Hands due to the Roamin' modification.

Blather was traded to the Hellmouth Sunbeams in exchange for Comfort Septemberish during the Season β21 elections via the Jazz Hands' Equivalent Exchange will. They then wandered to the Ohio Worms due to the Roamin' modification.

On Season β22, Day 34, Blather retreated to the Worms' Shadows in exchange for Katy Cornbread at the Wapakoneta Air, Space, and Worm Museum and Ballpark via the Ratified Voicemail.

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Jasper Blather is a former Archivist of B.A.C.K. and current blaseball player. Blather's primary focus as an Archivist prior to becoming a blaseball player was in literary works and public outreach, enjoying the moniker of "librarian," though the more 'proper' Core term is library mechanic.

Blather has a deep love of rap music, and likes to rap, despite being very poor at it. Blather keeps up with most modern rap, and also enjoys more classic takes. Their primary failing is that they do not have any flow, and thus even the best written rap is delivered poorly, albeit with enthusiasm. Blather is a good musician with other instruments, and enjoys writing pieces that ey then raps over.


Blather is a partial earth elemental, and as a result has "horns" and "scutes" as well as vitiligo that is made up of unrefined ore, such as but not limited to bauxite and sperrylite.

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