Evelton McBlase II

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Evelton McBlase II is a pitcher for the New York Millennials, and has been with the team since the Season 21 elections. McBlase II has played for the Houston Spies, Hawai'i Fridays, Baltimore Crabs, Core Mechanics, Chicago Firefighters, Yellowstone Magic, Tokyo Lift, and Mexico City Wild Wings. McBlase II is an Alternate of Evelton McBlase, created for the Houston Spies by the Party Line blessing during the Season 6 elections.

Official League Records


McBlase II joined the ILB as a pitcher for the Houston Spies during the Season 6 elections. McBlase II was the first player to join the league as the result of a blessing.

McBlase II is an Alternate of Hawai'i Fridays pitcher Evelton McBlase, created as a result of the Party Line blessing, which stated: "Replace a player on your team with the Alternate of a random player from another team." McBlase II took the place of Donia Bailey on the Spies roster, and Bailey retreated to the Shadows. Immediately afterwards, McBlase II swapped positions with Alexandria Rosales as a result of The Best Offense blessing, becoming a lineup player. McBlase II debuted as a player.

Discipline Era

McBlase II was traded to the Hawai'i Fridays in exchange for Karato Bean during the Season 7 elections via the Lottery Pick blessing.

McBlase II was traded to the Baltimore Crabs in exchange for Nagomi Mcdaniel during the Season 10 elections via the People's Champion blessing.

Expansion Era

During the Season 12 elections, McBlase II's defense was increased by 2.9 -> 3.6 as a result of the Crabs' The Rack blessing.

During the Season 13 elections, McBlase II gained the Roamin' modification and wandered to the Core Mechanics as a result of the Crabs' Revoke will.

During the Season 17 elections, McBlase II wandered to the Chicago Firefighters due to the Roamin' modification.

During the Season 18 elections, McBlase II wandered to the Yellowstone Magic due to the Roamin' modification.

McBlase II was traded to the Tokyo Lift in exchange for Halexandrey Walton during the Season 19 elections via the Magic's Equivalent Exchange will.

On Season 20, Day 78, McBlase II was swept  Elsewhere... and gained the Negative modification as a result of Nandy Slumps's Undertaker modification. During the Season 20 elections, McBlase II wandered to the Mexico City Wild Wings due to the Roamin' modification.

On Season 21, Day 98, McBlase II retreated to the Wild Wings' Shadows in exchange for Joshua Watson at the Basin of Mexico Park via the Ratified Voicemail.

McBlase II was traded to the Baltimore Crabs in exchange for Fran Beans during the Season 21 elections via the Wild Wings' Equivalent Exchange will. They then wandered to the New York Millennials due to the Roamin' modification.

On Season 22, Day 74, McBlase II retreated to the Millennials' Shadows in exchange for Andrew Solis at New York, New York Arena, Arena via the Ratified Voicemail. On Day 100, McBlase II joined the Millennials' pitching rotation in exchange for Anathema Elemefayo as a result of New York, New York Arena, Arena's Fax Machine.

Over the course of Season 23, McBlase II entered and exited the Millennials' Shadows two times as a result of New York, New York Arena, Arena Fax Machine events, ending the Season on the pitching rotation.

The remainder of this article contains lore created collaboratively by the Blaseball community.

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Identity and relationship with Evelton McBlase

Evelton McBlase II has been known to claim to be the long lost, and sometimes evil, twin brother, of Evelton McBlase. However, sometimes he has been known to claim that it is the other way around. Other Fridays players, when asked, generally tend to shrug and say, "Hey, it is what it is, man. You want another Plepsi Lite?"

Acting Career

Evelton McBlase II was approached by film producer Fitz Kualoa about starring in a full-length blaseball biopic that would film between Seasons 6 and 7. After Evelton joined the cast, Blases Loaded was re-written to star McBlase II's twin brother. McBlase II continues to act during the post-season, and his eighth full-length film is currently in post-production.

Title Role Notes
Blases Loaded Evelton McBlase I Nominated-Athletic Guild Award for Trying Something New
Blases Pre-Loaded Evelton McBlase I & Evelton McBlase II
C O C O N U T I N L O V E The Angry Sheriff Animated
Maui Zowee Scott Kannblerg Nominated-HAFTA Award for Best Lo-fi Soundtrack
McBlase vs. McBlase: Two's on First Evelton McBlase I May have been played by Evelton McBlase I
The Bleach Bum Moondog HAFTA Award for Best Performer (erroneously awarded to Evelton McBlase I)
Fat News Bears Coach Morris In Post-production

Baltimore Films

Since their transfer to the Baltimore Crabs they have been offered several parts in various Baltimore based film adaptations including Mission Imclawsible, Doctor Strangeclaw, Reservoir Crabs, Air Bud (but with a Crab), and Claws 2. Notably they did turn down the offer for Crabs, citing a disinterest in musical adaptations for the screen.

Directorial Debut

After winning a championship with the Crabs, McBlase II moved to the Core, citing an interesting in the groundbreaking special effects and independent films coming out of the area. McBlase II has since made their directorial debut with The Llitch, and has been met with widespread critical acclaim for both that and his subsequent film, The Llighthouse.

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