Evelton McBlase II

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Evelton McBlase II is a pitcher for the New York Millennials, and has been with the team since the Season 21 elections. McBlase II has played for the Houston Spies, Hawai'i Fridays, Baltimore Crabs, Core Mechanics, Chicago Firefighters, Yellowstone Magic, Tokyo Lift, and Mexico City Wild Wings. McBlase II is an Alternate of Evelton McBlase, created for the Houston Spies by the Party Line blessing during the Season 6 elections.

Official League Records

Debut

McBlase II joined the ILB as a pitcher for the Houston Spies during the Season 6 elections. McBlase II was the first player to join the league as the result of a blessing.

McBlase II is an Alternate of Hawai'i Fridays pitcher Evelton McBlase, created as a result of the Party Line blessing, which stated: "Replace a player on your team with the Alternate of a random player from another team." McBlase II took the place of Donia Bailey on the Spies roster, and Bailey retreated to the Shadows. Immediately afterwards, McBlase II swapped positions with Alexandria Rosales as a result of The Best Offense blessing, becoming a lineup player. McBlase II debuted as a player.

Discipline Era

McBlase II was traded to the Hawai'i Fridays in exchange for Karato Bean during the Season 7 elections via the Lottery Pick blessing.

McBlase II was traded to the Baltimore Crabs in exchange for Nagomi Mcdaniel during the Season 10 elections via the People's Champion blessing.

Expansion Era

During the Season 13 elections, McBlase II gained the Roamin' modification and wandered to the Core Mechanics as a result of the Crabs' Revoke will.

During the Season 17 elections, McBlase II wandered to the Chicago Firefighters due to the Roamin' modification.

During the Season 18 elections, McBlase II wandered to the Yellowstone Magic due to the Roamin' modification.

McBlase II was traded to the Tokyo Lift in exchange for Halexandrey Walton during the Season 19 elections via the Magic's Equivalent Exchange will.

On Season 20, Day 78, McBlase II was swept  Elsewhere... and gained the Negative modification as a result of Nandy Slumps's Undertaker modification. During the Season 20 elections, McBlase II wandered to the Mexico City Wild Wings due to the Roamin' modification.

On Season 21, Day 98, McBlase II retreated to the Wild Wings' Shadows in exchange for Joshua Watson at the Basin of Mexico Park via the Ratified Voicemail.

McBlase II was traded to the Baltimore Crabs in exchange for Fran Beans during the Season 21 elections via the Wild Wings' Equivalent Exchange will. They then wandered to the New York Millennials due to the Roamin' modification.

On Season 22, Day 74, McBlase II retreated to the Millennials' Shadows in exchange for Andrew Solis at New York, New York Arena, Arena via the Ratified Voicemail. On Day 100, McBlase II joined the Millennials' pitching rotation in exchange for Anathema Elemefayo as a result of New York, New York Arena, Arena's Fax Machine.

Over the course of Season 23, McBlase II entered and exited the Millennials' Shadows two times as a result of New York, New York Arena, Arena Fax Machine events, ending the Season on the pitching rotation.


COMMUNITY LORE

The remainder of this article contains lore created collaboratively by the Blaseball community.

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Origins

On the day of the Season 6 election, Evelton McBlase, who was taking a stroll along the beach at the time, was observed to suddenly widen to his left. When his head was of an appropriate size to look like two blaseball blases glued together rather than the usual one, a pair of eyes were seen to suddenly open. Then, there was an instant in which everyone in the world blinked at the same time, and when everyone's eyes were open again, there was an (almost) identical McBlase, however without a blaseball cap, standing to McBlase's left. Unfortunately, before the new McBlase could be given the usual Fridays welcome of having a cold one to crack open with the boys, girls, good girls, birds, trees, and otherwise disposed, an unknown member of the Houston Spies was lowered in, grabbed the new McBlase, and was airlifted away. While he was eventually returned to the Fridays in later seasons it is unclear, as many things are with the Spies, what exactly occurred while he was away.

Nonetheless McBlase II's return was met with the same chill vibes that we have all come to expect from the Friday's legendary hospitality despite the occasional trail of black ichor that seem to follow him on the rare times he managed to run the bases.

Trade to the Baltimore Crabs

McBlase II has claimed that the Season 10 People's Champions trade for themselves, Baldwin Breadwinner, and Bevan Underbuck was part of an scheme to "steal ascension" from the Baltimore Crabs. While no other reports from the Hawaii Fridays have backed this up as an intentional plan, it is clear that the trade did take place from the presence of Nagomi McDaniel, Sutton Dreamy, and Montgomery Bullock (and Bontgomery Mullock) in the ILB even as the Crabs were called up.

From the Telescope

While it is unclear exactly what happened in the Big Leagues, Baltimorean telescope watchers reported catching glimpses of McBlase II developing a fascination with the process of carcinization, though notably they seem to have decided they wish to use it to become an eel. Based on our current understanding of Carcinization it is unclear if that is possible, but the Crabs' resident cultural and biological anthropologist Pedro Davids has gone on the record to say that his idea is, "theoretically possible, but I hate it and if Evelton asks me to be their sidekick one more time I'm going to throw them into Chesapeake Bay myself so they can figure it out on their own".

Trade to the Core Mechanics

After the Season 13 election, McBlase II was last seen floating in the Chesapeake Bay, notably failing to carcinize. Several days later, fishermen in the Core caught McBlase II as bycatch. The Mechanics were subsequently assigned to monitor McBlase II for any "evil activities" and "delayed transformations into an eel and/or crab."


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