Evelton McBlase II
Evelton McBlase II is a pitcher for the New York Millennials, and has been with the team since the Season 21 elections. McBlase II has played for the Houston Spies, Hawai'i Fridays, Baltimore Crabs, Core Mechanics, Chicago Firefighters, Yellowstone Magic, Tokyo Lift, and Mexico City Wild Wings. McBlase II is an Alternate of Evelton McBlase, created for the Houston Spies by the Party Line blessing during the Season 6 elections.
Official League Records
McBlase II is an Alternate of Hawai'i Fridays pitcher Evelton McBlase, created as a result of the Party Line blessing, which stated: "Replace a player on your team with the Alternate of a random player from another team." McBlase II took the place of Donia Bailey on the Spies roster, and Bailey retreated to the Shadows. Immediately afterwards, McBlase II swapped positions with Alexandria Rosales as a result of The Best Offense blessing, becoming a lineup player. McBlase II debuted as a player.
On Season 20, Day 78, McBlase II was swept and gained the Negative modification as a result of Nandy Slumps's Undertaker modification. During the Season 20 elections, McBlase II wandered to the Mexico City Wild Wings due to the Roamin' modification.
McBlase II was traded to the Baltimore Crabs in exchange for Fran Beans during the Season 21 elections via the Wild Wings' Equivalent Exchange will. They then wandered to the New York Millennials due to the Roamin' modification.
On Season 22, Day 74, McBlase II retreated to the Millennials' Shadows in exchange for Andrew Solis at New York, New York Arena, Arena via the Ratified Voicemail. On Day 100, McBlase II joined the Millennials' pitching rotation in exchange for Anathema Elemefayo as a result of New York, New York Arena, Arena's Fax Machine.
Over the course of Season 23, McBlase II entered and exited the Millennials' Shadows two times as a result of New York, New York Arena, Arena Fax Machine events, ending the Season on the pitching rotation.
The remainder of this article contains lore created collaboratively by the Blaseball community.
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Identity and relationship with Evelton McBlase
Evelton McBlase II has been known to claim to be the long lost, and sometimes evil, twin brother, of Evelton McBlase. However, sometimes he has been known to claim that it is the other way around. Other Fridays players, when asked, generally tend to shrug and say, "Hey, it is what it is, man. You want another Plepsi Lite?"
Evelton McBlase II was approached by film producer Fitz Kualoa about starring in a full-length blaseball biopic that would film between Seasons 6 and 7. After Evelton joined the cast, Blases Loaded was re-written to star McBlase II's twin brother. McBlase II continues to act during the post-season, and his eighth full-length film is currently in post-production.
|Blases Loaded||Evelton McBlase I||Nominated-Athletic Guild Award for Trying Something New|
|Blases Pre-Loaded||Evelton McBlase I & Evelton McBlase II|
|C O C O N U T I N L O V E||The Angry Sheriff||Animated|
|Maui Zowee||Scott Kannblerg||Nominated-HAFTA Award for Best Lo-fi Soundtrack|
|McBlase vs. McBlase: Two's on First||Evelton McBlase I||May have been played by Evelton McBlase I|
|The Bleach Bum||Moondog||HAFTA Award for Best Performer (erroneously awarded to Evelton McBlase I)|
|Fat News Bears||Coach Morris||In Post-production|
Since their transfer to the Baltimore Crabs they have been offered several parts in various Baltimore based film adaptations including Mission Imclawsible, Doctor Strangeclaw, Reservoir Crabs, Air Bud (but with a Crab), and Claws 2. Notably they did turn down the offer for Crabs, citing a disinterest in musical adaptations for the screen.
After winning a championship with the Crabs, McBlase II moved to the Core, citing an interesting in the groundbreaking special effects and independent films coming out of the area. McBlase II has since made their directorial debut with The Llitch, and has been met with widespread critical acclaim for both that and his subsequent film, The Llighthouse.
Mini-Blaseballer by @HetreaSky
Art by @glassgoblin
Art by @corpserevivers
Evelton behind their mask, art by @corpserevivers
|Stats||Season||1 · 2 · 3 · 4|
|Ballpark||New York, New York Arena, Arena|
|Staff||Millie the Bodega Cat · NYSMM|
|Places||New York · The Apartment|
|History||New York Millennials' History · Millennials (generation)|
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