Evelton McBlase II

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Evelton McBlase II is a pitcher for the Broken Ridge Jazz Hands, and has been with the team since Fall Ball. McBlase II has played for the Houston Spies, Hawai'i Fridays, Baltimore Crabs, Core Mechanics, Chicago Firefighters, Yellowstone Magic, Tokyo Lift, Mexico City Wild Wings, and New York Millennials.

Official League Records

McBlase II joined the ILB as a pitcher for the Houston Spies during the Season β6 elections via the Party Line blessing, which created a clone of Hawai'i Fridays player Evelton McBlase and sent Donia Bailey to the Shadows. McBlase II then immediately became a lineup player via the The Best Offense blessing.

McBlase II was traded to the Hawai'i Fridays in exchange for Karato Bean during the Season β7 elections via the Lottery Pick blessing.

McBlase II was traded to the Baltimore Crabs in exchange for Nagomi Mcdaniel during the Season β10 elections via the People's Champion blessing.

During the Season β12 elections, McBlase II's defense was increased by 2.9 -> 3.6 as a result of the Crabs' The Rack blessing.

During the Season β13 elections, McBlase II gained the Roamin' modification and wandered to the Core Mechanics as a result of the Crabs' Revoke will.

During the Season β17 elections, McBlase II wandered to the Chicago Firefighters due to the Roamin' modification.

During the Season β18 elections, McBlase II wandered to the Yellowstone Magic due to the Roamin' modification.

McBlase II was traded to the Tokyo Lift in exchange for Halexandrey Walton during the Season β19 elections via the Magic's Equivalent Exchange will.

On Season β20, Day 78, McBlase II was swept  Elsewhere... and gained the Negative modification as a result of Nandy Slumps's Undertaker modification. During the Season β20 elections, McBlase II wandered to the Mexico City Wild Wings due to the Roamin' modification.

On Season β21, Day 98, McBlase II retreated to the Wild Wings' Shadows in exchange for Joshua Watson at the Basin of Mexico Park via the Ratified Voicemail.

McBlase II was traded to the Baltimore Crabs in exchange for Fran Beans during the Season β21 elections via the Wild Wings' Equivalent Exchange will. They then wandered to the New York Millennials due to the Roamin' modification.

On Season β22, Day 74, McBlase II retreated to the Millennials' Shadows in exchange for Andrew Solis at New York, New York Arena, Arena via the Ratified Voicemail. On Day 100, McBlase II joined the Millennials' pitching rotation in exchange for Anathema Elemefayo as a result of New York, New York Arena, Arena's Fax Machine.

Over the course of Season β23, McBlase II entered and exited the Millennials' Shadows two times as a result of New York, New York Arena, Arena Fax Machine events, ending the Season on the pitching rotation.

During the December 23, 2022 Fall Ball, McBlase II fell to the Breckenridge Jazz Hands.

During the Season 1 elections, McBlase II's pitching increased from 2.5 -> 3.5 due to the NEW Pitching Boost blessing.

The remainder of this article contains lore created collaboratively by the Blaseball community.

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Identity and relationship with Evelton McBlase

Evelton McBlase II has been known to claim to be the long lost, and sometimes evil, twin brother, of Evelton McBlase. However, sometimes he has been known to claim that it is the other way around. Other Fridays players, when asked, generally tend to shrug and say, "Hey, it is what it is, man. You want another Plepsi Lite?"

Acting Career

Evelton McBlase II was approached by film producer Fitz Kualoa about starring in a full-length blaseball biopic that would film between Seasons 6 and 7. After Evelton joined the cast, Blases Loaded was re-written to star McBlase II's twin brother. McBlase II continues to act during the post-season, and his eighth full-length film is currently in post-production.

Title Role Notes
Blases Loaded Evelton McBlase I Nominated-Athletic Guild Award for Trying Something New
Blases Pre-Loaded Evelton McBlase I & Evelton McBlase II
C O C O N U T I N L O V E The Angry Sheriff Animated
Maui Zowee Scott Kannblerg Nominated-HAFTA Award for Best Lo-fi Soundtrack
McBlase vs. McBlase: Two's on First Evelton McBlase I May have been played by Evelton McBlase I
The Bleach Bum Moondog HAFTA Award for Best Performer (erroneously awarded to Evelton McBlase I)
Fat News Bears Coach Morris In Post-production

Baltimore Films

Since their transfer to the Baltimore Crabs they have been offered several parts in various Baltimore based film adaptations including Mission Imclawsible, Doctor Strangeclaw, Reservoir Crabs, Air Bud (but with a Crab), and Claws 2. Notably they did turn down the offer for Crabs, citing a disinterest in musical adaptations for the screen.

Directorial Debut

After winning a championship with the Crabs, McBlase II moved to the Core, citing an interesting in the groundbreaking special effects and independent films coming out of the area. McBlase II has since made their directorial debut with The Llitch, and has been met with widespread critical acclaim for both that and his subsequent film, The Llighthouse.

Cinematic World Tour

Following several seasons spent in the Core, McBlase began a whirlwind tour of several cities' cinematic cultures. Typically a recluse, they gave an interview where they said, "My time in the Core has taught me that there's always something new to learn... and I, of all people, am perfectly capable of learning it."

McBlase spent the first season of their tour in Chicago, using their new directorial chops to learn about the history of cinema in the city. They then went to Yellowstone and dabbled in documentary-making, learning along the way about the ethical challenges in filmmaking. A trade brought McBlase to Tokyo, where they spent a season learning the history of Japanese cinema, followed by a year spent in Mexico City learning about their traditions.

Satisfied with their time spent traveling, McBlase spent the next several seasons in New York. After a brief break to try theatre, they returned to cinema, vowing to use what they'd learned in their travels to direct and star in the best film possible. McBlase has claimed that the film will debut on the day of the Season 24 elections.

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