July 26, 2021 – August 01, 2021
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Batters with Base Instincts will have a chance of heading past first base when getting walked.
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Walk in the Park
Those with Walk in the Park will walk to first base on one less Ball.
Solar Panels will prevent the first Sun 2 activation in each game, converting the Overflow to Runs for your Team's next game. Secret Base The Secret Base is a hidden base beyond 2nd that allows a baserunner to hide between innings. Grind Rail The Grind Rail allows a chance to steal directly from first base to third base, as long as they have the skills.
Salmon Cannons have a chance of expelling pests from your Ballpark. Salmon Cannons can prevent Consumer attacks and send players on the away team . Elsewhere Hoops When a Player hits a Home Run, the next batter can go up for an alley oop to score an extra Run. Big Buckets If a home run lands in a Big Bucket, it scores an extra Run.
A Peanut Mister will occasionally cure a Player of their peanut allergy. Peanut Misters can also remove the modification from players. Superallergic
The Event Horizon will prevent the first Black Hole activation in each game, converting the Overflow to Unruns for your opponent's next game.
Eat The Rich
At the end of each Season, the Fans with the top 1% of Coins will have their funds redistributed throughout the 99%.
A Team will enter Party Time if receiving 1 Win per remaining game would not land them in the Postseason. In Party Time, they'll receive random Stat Boosts from Partying. See also: Glossary
At the end of the regular season, 1 Wild Card will be drawn at random from the remaining Teams in each Sub-League to receive a Postseason Birth.
Every Third Championship a Team wins will cause the Team and its Players to Evolve. Players that round the phylogenic Bases will get to go Home.
The bottom four finishing Teams in the League will receive an extra Will in that Season's Election.
All You Can Eat
Fans are free to buy and discard Snack Slots in their Snack Pack. The number of Slots they have will determine their Payout Modifier for all Snacks. The less slots, the higher the Payout Modifier.
All games have a chance of being Prize Matches, in which the winning Team will open an Item Crate.
Shaming your opponent will build Hype in your Ballpark.
Renovations built by at least 18 Teams will be Ratified into Non-Physical Law for the entire League.
The Hotel Motel will occasionally create Holiday Innings during the Earlseason, where you Party instead of Score.
Ballpark: Any Win earned from a non-loss in this Ballpark during the Regular Season will be converted to an Unwin. League: Any Win earned from a non-loss during the Regular Season will be converted to an Unwin.
Every Postseason, the bottom finishing Teams will compete in the Underbracket while the top finishing Teams compete in the standard Overbracket. Tunnels Tunnels allow the Home Team to steal from the Away Team in this Ballpark.
When a game enters Extra Innings, both Teams will immediately earn 1 Win.
A small, permanent amount of negative eDensity is added for each Run or Win earned in this Ballpark.
When the Home Team parties, a number of Birds will come join the Party.
When the Home Team is shut out in this Ballpark, they'll swap the worst Batter in their Lineup with the best Batter in their Shadows.
Weather. Each Run scored is worth .1 more per Inning.
Phantom Thieves' Guild
If the Home Team loses by 9 Runs in this Ballpark, they will steal from their opponent's Shadows.
A home run during a game's final out ties the game.
Weather. Each successive scoring play by a Team within a half inning is worth an additional Run.
Scoring plays in Maximum Blaseball are worth 3x the Runs.
The Fax Machine will swap the Home Team's pitcher for their best Shadows Pitcher whenever they've allowed 10+ Runs in a game.
When any Team scores 25+ in this Ballpark, any Instability in the Ballpark will be stabled.
Black Hole (Black Hole)
Date Change Cause β24 26 Guy Gulp became Unstable! + Unstable Player: Unstable Players have a much higher chance of being incinerated in a Solar Eclipse. Team: Unstable Teams have a chance of being incinerated in a Solar Eclipse. 🦀
SUNBEAMS, TOUCH DOWN
+ Scattered This Player returned from Elsewhere a bit Scattered.
Hellmouth Sunbeams' Season β24 ...
In Season β24 the Sunbeams were subject to one fax and three night shifts.
In Season β24 some notable games for the Sunbeams include:
There was no election in Season β24 due to the nullification of Blaseball.
Season Overview The following summary mixes canon events with community lore.