Eugenia Garbage

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Eugenia Garbage is a lineup player for the Moab Hellmouth Sunbeams, and has been with the team since Fall Ball. Garbage has previously played for the Canada Moist Talkers and Charleston Shoe Thieves, and for the Rising Stars during the ILB Semi-Centennial.

Official League Records

Garbage joined the ILB as a lineup player for the Canada Moist Talkers with the Return of Blaseball.

On Season β8, Day 44, Garbage experience two Feedback events, which swapped them to the Charleston Shoe Thieves for less than a full game, before getting swapped back to the Moist Talkers. The net result was that Lachlan Shelton and Simon Haley swapped between the two teams, while Garbage ended the game on their original team.

During the Coffee Cup, Garbage played for Macchiato City as a pitcher.

During the Season β18 elections, Garbage gained the Slow Build modification as a result of the Slow Build blessing.

During the ILB Semi-Centennial, Garbage played for the Rising Stars. Garbage then returned to the Canada Moist Talkers as a pitcher.

During the Season β23 elections, Garbage Evolved to Base 1 as a result of the Moist Talkers' third championship victory.

Over the course of Season β24, Garbage entered and exited the Moist Talkers' Shadows three times as a result of Gleek Arena Fax Machine events, ending the Season in the Shadows.

During the December 23, 2022 Fall Ball, Garbage fell to the Moab Hellmouth Sunbeams.

During the Season 1 elections, Garbage's batting increased 3.5 4.0 as a result of the NEW Batting Boost blessing.

The remainder of this article contains lore created collaboratively by the Blaseball community.

Personal Life

Eugenia Garbage simply abounds with life. She finds value in everything and everyone, and is eager to show it. While some find Eugenia’s optimistic look on the world unrealistic, so far they’ve been able to ignore the haters and keep using that which is considered refuse to make their body and play blaseball.

While once only really appearing for games, Eugenia now tends to be physically around more often than not. She even has an official room of her own, which is surprisingly clean. When not playing games, she is most often found in the company of Ziwa Mueller, their recently-minted significant other. Sources say that “You could practically taste the mutual pining between the two. Glad they finally got together. Nerds.” Other hobbies include listening to music (Ziwa says they have good taste, even if it’s a decade behind) and haunting people who don’t properly recycle.


"Talk around the Park is, Eugenia's been calling Gleek Arena home longer than Blaseball has. But Eugenia has welcomed their new roomate with a wet, open maw like a true Moist Talker." — From "Gleek Arena's Gargantuan Garbage Star" by Paul Cartography. Halifax Gazette. 2004.

Every game, as if answering some silent call, Garbage's form emerges from the Garbage bins behind refreshment stands and washrooms, lurches out from underneath bleachers and up from clogged sinks all over the Arena. Children race hand-in-hand to follow the oozing slime trails left by the litter, singing the song of Garbage all the while.

Once reaching a competitive mass, Garbage gathers in front of the team's mascot, the Belligerent Phlegm Receptacle. In front of the BPR and in full view of devoted, drooling fans, Garbage coalesces, merging aluminum trash bins with soggy hot dog wrappers to form a skeletal armature, followed quickly by sopping wet approximations of soft tissue and so on, until it resembles something that once was human.

Dependant on the Arena's garbage supply, Garbage's physical appearance is known to greatly differ from game to game but somehow, the uniform always fits. Once Garbage took the field made up entirely of discarded chewing gum, to the delight of fans around the world.

Garbage is part of a higher consciousness made up of a combination of Garbage from a variety of Splorts Arenas, public parks, and hospitals. Wherever there is Garbage, there is Blaseball and wherever there is Blaseball, there is Garbage.

In recent times, Eugenia's appearance has become both more and less constant, with a few favored forms cropping up repeatedly.


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