Bottles Suljak

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Bottles Suljak is a player in the Shadows for the Core Mechanics, and has been with the team since the Descension.

Official League Records

Suljak joined the ILB as a lineup player for the Core Mechanics during the Descension.

On Season 17, Day 3, Suljak became a pitcher due to Reverb.

On Season 17, Day 74, Suljak retreated to the Mechanics' Shadows in exchange for Cravel Gesundheit via the Core Pillar Center's Fax Machine.

The remainder of this article contains lore created collaboratively by the Blaseball community.

Box of Bottles Suljak Files

Dust billows as the file box lands on the table. While many archives in the Interdimensional Rumor Mill are unified in some way, this... definitely isn’t one of them. The accompanying Rumor Registry explains all of the contents... wherever it is... but for now you grab the folder labelled IF-60.111 and start reading...

Bottles is a short butch glassblower and blacksmith, and batter for the Core Mechanics.

Bottles "Bottles" Suljak acts as the Mechanic's core blacksmith, and has done so since the passing of the previous blacksmith, Cups "Cups" Varga. In addition to tools and art, some of Bottles' past projects include forging swords, marriage bats, tables, wind, peanut butter, beetles, and skyscrapers. They love to watch documentaries about random super specific topics, giving them lots of random knowledge.

Bottles forges new bodies out of molten iron and glass to better line up with her self image. Her current body is made out of transparent glass, illuminated from the inside with an orange light. Bottles designed this body to withstand much higher temperatures without sweating, useful while glassblowing. Bottles loves how tank tops show off her craftsmanship. A rotating collection of small glass brooches and flowers can sometimes be seen pinned to her clothes or uniform.

They are allegedly married to Lady Matsuyama, a fact corroborated by the fact that the two of them have been seen wearing Bottles-crafted rings. Suljak is famously private and has refused to comment on the matter. Lady Matsuyama refuses to not comment on the matter, holding the current Core record for longest impassioned speech about how much she loves her wife.

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