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Bottles is a short butch glassblower and blacksmith, and batter for the Core Mechanics.
Bottles "Bottles" Suljak acts as the Mechanic's core blacksmith, and has done so since the passing of the previous blacksmith, Cups "Cups" Varga. In addition to tools and art, some of Bottles' past projects include forging swords, marriage bats, tables, wind, peanut butter, beetles, and skyscrapers. They love to watch documentaries about random super specific topics, giving them lots of random knowledge.
Bottles forges new bodies out of molten iron and glass to better line up with her self image. Her current body is made out of transparent glass, illuminated from the inside with an orange light. Bottles designed this body to withstand much higher temperatures without sweating, useful while glassblowing. Bottles loves how tank tops show off her craftsmanship. A rotating collection of small glass brooches and flowers can sometimes be seen pinned to her clothes or uniform.
They are allegedly married to Lady Matsuyama, a fact corroborated by the fact that the two of them have been seen wearing Bottles-crafted rings. Suljak is famously private and has refused to comment on the matter. Lady Matsuyama refuses to not comment on the matter, holding the current Core record for longest impassioned speech about how much she loves her wife.
A loose, half-coloured sketch of Lady Matsuyama and Our Lady of Perpetual Friday on a beach. Lady Matsuyama, a tall, thin, olive-skinned human with long, straight, dark hair and a long red skirt over her blaseball uniform, is sitting with her hands in her lap, in her wheelchair. The wheelchair is modified with a red scorpion tail and various cogs and pipes, making it about five feet in height. Lady Friday, a tall, broader being with a body made of sand, has a handless clock-face in place of a face and long curly brown hair tied back with pink flowers. She has extended her sand body to stand at the same height as Lady Matsuyama. In the background, Bottles Suljak (a being made of glass wearing only pants, boots and suspenders) stands lovestruck with heart eyes, their hands clutched to their chest and a large rainbow flag behind them. Art by @skelebells
Bottles Suljak and Espresso "Emmy" Machine dressed in purple tinted suits, carrying briefcases, and probably about to commit some data crimes. Bottles has a purple tie, a gear patch on her sleeve, and a transparent glass briefcase full of coins. Emmy has a crystal ball pin on her lapel. Art by @wiresandlight
Art by @william7th
|Stats||Season||12 · 13|
|Ballpark||Core Pillar Center|
|History||Core Mechanics History · Core Bestiary|
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