Mooney Doctor II

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Mooney Doctor II is a pitcher for the Kansas City Breath Mints and has been with the team since Season 8.

Official League Records

Doctor II joined the league during the Season 8 elections as a pitcher for the Kansas City Breath Mints via the Party Line blessing, which created a clone of Canada Moist Talkers player Mooney Doctor, and sent Atlas Guerra to the Shadows.

On Season 9, Day 58, Doctor II swallowed a stray peanut and had a Yummy Reaction.

During the Season 9 elections, Doctor II received the Friend of Crows modification due to the passing of the Forecast: Birds decree.

During the Season 18 elections, Doctor II became a lineup player as a result of the Yo... Hitter? blessing.

On Season 20, Day 99, Doctor II was targeted by a Rogue Umpire. Due to Doctor II's Frosty Fireproof Glove rendering Doctor II Fireproof, the attempted incineration failed, backfiring and instead incinerating the umpire.[1]

During the Season 21 elections, Doctor II gained the 2x modification as a result of the Breath Mints' Magnify will. Doctor II also gained the Trader modification as a result of the Trader blessing.

During the Season 22 elections, Doctor II gained the Reload modification as a result of the Autosave blessing.

Over the course of Season 23, Doctor II entered and exited the Breath Mints' Shadows 4 times as a result of Kansas City FreshDome Fax Machine and Voicemail events, ending the Season on the pitching rotation.

During the Season 23 elections, Doctor II gained the Underhanded modification as a result of the Season 19: Underhanded blessing.

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History

Mooney Doctor II, also known as "Twooney Doctor", emerged into this reality somewhere within the Sea of Tranquility, on the Moon. This is where she pitches from, via the use of a lunar-mounted rail gun that sends fast balls flying through the atmosphere and into the open meadow on the outskirts of town where the Breath Mints play their games. Because of the distance, Doctor II relies on the use of conference call technology (Skype, Zoom, etc) to attend both practices and games. On clear nights when the moon is visible, the team will congregate around a small telescope and take turns waving to her.

Doctor II is married to the Earth, and enjoys spending quality time staring at its beauty in the low gravity of her lunar residence. Her counterpart, Mooney Doctor, just so happens to be married to the moon, which is a coincidence, but one that often results in pleasant double dates.

Doctor II has a degree in Art History.

There are unconfirmed reports that Doctor II came into existence as the result of someone placing the Yu-gi-oh card "Toon World" into play, possibly during the passing of Wild Cards during the season 8 election.

Doctor II is sometimes called "8.2ney" by the fans due to her tendency to give up one run in the 8th inning, thus giving up her shut out. She has declined to comment on how she feels about this, but has stated that she "can't even see the batters."

After the destruction of the Moon in the Season 10 ILB finals due to a black hole opening, Doctor II was briefly trapped inside, but escaped before the vastness could consume her. Because of the destruction of her home, she had to play all of Season 11 from Earth, much to her dismay. Throughout Season 11 she began the construction of The Breath Star, where she now lives in space.

Chants

  • Shoot from the moon!
  • Two the moon!
  • Space Jam!
  • Moon based! (after a base hit)
  • Moon base alpha! (after a base hit)
  • Do the moonwalk! (when walked)
  • Two run Twooney! (after hitting in two runs)
  • It’s not illegal on the moon! (when stealing)

Fan Works

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