Breckenridge Jazz Hands
- Alexandria Dracaena (Season 2, Day 80; replaced by Hendricks Richardson)
- Ogden Mendoza (Season 3, Day 23; replaced by August Sky)
- Randall Marijuana (Season 6, Day 84; replaced by Steph Weeks)
- Combs Estes (Season 13, Day 98; replaced by Dervin Gorczyca)
- Tamara Crankit (Season 18, Day 3; replaced by Zippy DeShields)
- Bauer Zimmerman (Season 18, Day 54; replaced by Lancelot Kane)
- Tot Fox (Season 4, Day 25; replaced by Valentine Games)
- Valentine Games (Season 6, Day 22; replaced by Conrad Vaughan)
- Comfort Septemberish (Season 6, Day 41; replaced by Collins Melon)
- Hendricks Richardson (Season 6, Day 44; replaced by Randall Marijuana)
- Agan Harrison (Season 12, Day 61; replaced by Edric Tosser)
- Howell Rocha (Season 18, Day 6; replaced by Riley Firewall)
- Walton Sports (Season 23, Day 95; replaced by Siobhan Chark)
Blessings and Trades
- Bevan Underbuck (exchanged for Nagomi Mcdaniel through the Highway Robbery blessing at the end of Season 3)
- August Sky (exchanged for Combs Estes through the The Plan? Hit From The Mound blessing at the end of Season 5)
- Nagomi Mcdaniel (exchanged for Holden Stanton through the Headhunter blessing at the end of Season 6)
- Aldon Cashmoney (exchanged for Elijah Valenzuela through the Popular by Association blessing at the end of Season 7)
- Holden Stanton (exchanged for August Sky through the Jazz Hands' Exchange will at the end of Season 13)
- Conrad Vaughan (exchanged for Mikan Hammer through the New York Millennials' Equivalent Exchange will at the end of Season 16)
- Wyatt Pothos (exchanged for Logan Rodriguez through the Jazz Hands' Equivalent Exchange will at the end of Season 18)
- Logan Rodriguez (exchanged for Wyatt Pothos through the Jazz Hands' Equivalent Exchange will at the end of Season 19)
- Jasper Blather (exchanged for Comfort Septemberish through the Jazz Hands' Equivalent Exchange will at the end of Season 21)
- Comfort Septemberish (exchanged for Quack Enjoyable through the Houston Spies' Equivalent Exchange will at the end of Season 21)
- Yams Rolsenthal (no replacement through the Gachapon blessing at the end of Season 22)
- Brewer Vapor (no replacement through the Gachapon blessing at the end of Season 23)
- Wyatt Mason II (Echoed into Static, Season 14, Day 78)
- Kathy Mathews (Super roamed, Season 22, Day 54)
Faded to Dust
- Pitching Machine II (Season 21 elections)
- Liquid Friend IX (Season 22 elections)
- Uncle Plasma IX (Season 22 elections)
Phantom Thieves' Guild Heists
- Stephens Lightner (stolen by The Ampitheater Thieves' Guild, Season 23, Day 44)
- Campos Arias (stolen by The Garden Thieves' Guild, Season 23, Day 69)
- Lowe Forbes (stolen by The Garden Thieves' Guild, Season 23, Day 83)
- Mags Highlife (stolen by LA Taquería Thieves' Guild, Season 24, Day 35)
Season 2: 55-44, entered the playoffs as the 4th seed from the Evil League. Defeated the Hades Tigers 3-2 in the quarterfinals. Lost 3-0 to the Philly Pies in the Semifinals. Received no blessings during the Offseason.
Season 3: 50-49, entered the playoffs as the 4th seed from the Evil League. They lost to the Hades Tigers 3-2 in the quarterfinals. Received the Evil Wind Sprints and Highway Robbery blessings during the Offseason. Subjected to the Headhunter and Rigour Mortis blessings.
Season 4: 58-41, entered the playoffs as the 2nd seed from the Evil League. They won against the Philly Pies 3-1 in the quarterfinals, then were swept 3-0 by the Hades Tigers in the semifinals. Received no blessings. Subjected to the Questioning Their Every Decision blessing. In the Season 4 Elections, the Jazz Hands were also hit with Targeted Shame, which states that should the Jazz Hands be shamed, they will start the next run with negative runs equal to their shame.
Season 5: 58-41, entered the playoffs as the 2nd seed from the Evil League. They won against the Hades Tigers 3-0 in the quarterfinals, then won against the Canada Moist Talkers 3-2 in the semifinals. They lost 2-3 against the Chicago Firefighters in the grand championships. Received the Seduction blessing. Subjected to the The Plan? Hit From The Mound blessing.
Season 6: 59-40, entered the playoffs as the 2nd seed from the Wild League. They won against the San Francisco Lovers 3-2 in the quarterfinals, then lost to the Baltimore Crabs 3-0 in the semifinals. Received Single-Season Fourth Strike and Gravity Boots blessings, the latter of which went to Steph Weeks. Subjected to the Headhunter blessing.
Season 7: 55-44, entered the playoffs as the 2nd seed from the Wild League. Lost to the San Francisco Lovers 3-1 in the quarterfinals. Recieved no blessings because of the Bless Off decree. Subjected to the Popular by Association and The Shame Bubble blessings.
Season 9: 46-53, did not make the playoffs. Entered Party Time on Day 97. Subjected to Targeted Shame, but protected by the Wild High Fifth Base Bubble.
Season 12: 57 Wins, 55-42 record, entered the playoffs as the 3rd seed from the Wild League. Lost to the Hellmouth Sunbeams 3-2 in the quarterfinals. Received the Entrust and Infuse Wills to gain Fourth Strike for Season 13 and improve Tamara Crankit, respectively. Received no blessings.
Season 13: 43 Wins, 43-56 record, did not make the playoffs. Entered Party Time on Day 88. Received Exchange and Enrich wills, swapping Holden Stanton for August Sky, and gaining the Earlbirds modification. Received no blessings.
Season 14: 43 Wins, 43-56 record, did not make the playoffs. Entered Party Time on Day 91. Received the Foreshadow and Infuse wills, swapping Stephens Lightner for Bauer Zimmerman, and increasing the stats of Collins Melon. Received no blessings.
Season 15: 45 Wins, 46-53 record, did not make the playoffs. Entered Party Time on Day 91. Received the Foreshadow and Move wills, swapping Edric Tosser for Howell Rocha and moving Kathy Mathews to the lineup. Received no blessings.
Season 16: 40 Wins, 39-60 record, did not make the playoffs. Entered Party Time on Day 88. Received the Transfuse and Alternate Trust wills, boosting Elijah Valenzuela's batting at the cost of defense before rerolling all of Valenzuela's ratings and granting them the Careful modification. Subjected to the New York Millennials' Equivalent Exchange will, swapping Conrad Vaughan for Mikan Hammer. Received no blessings.
Season 17: 53 Wins, 52-47 record, did not make the playoffs. Entered Party Time on Day 97. Received the Foreshadow and Move wills, swapping Elijah Valenzuela for Liquid Friend and moving Mikan Hammer to the Shadows. Received no blessings.
Season 18: 35 Wins, 35-64 record, did not make the playoffs. Entered Party Time on Day 82. Awarded Free Will for finishing 21st in the ILB. Received the Item Move, Equivalent Exchange, and Foreshadow wills, moving Steph Weeks' Careful Fireproof Necklace to Baby Doyle, trading Logan Rodriguez for Wyatt Pothos, and swapping Campos Arias for Mikan Hammer. Received the Grand Larceny, Laserlikeness Patches, and Cape of Containment blessings, the latter of which went to Walton Sports.
Season 19: -55 Wins, 58-41 record, did not make the playoffs. Entered Party Time on Day 94. Received Shadow Infuse and Equivalent Exchange wills, boosting Edric Tosser's batting and swapping Wyatt Pothos for Logan Rodriguez. Received the Running Practice and Feast or Famine blessings.
Season 20: 60 Wins, 57-42 record, entered the Overbracket playoffs as the 4th seed from the Wild League. Lost to the Miami Dale 1-2 in the Wild Card Round. Received the Move and Reform wills, moving Zippy DeShields to the Shadows and changing Liquid Friend's Attractor modification to Homebody. Received the Heads Over Tails blessing, making August Sky Negative. Friend was then pulled from the roster with the end of the Investigation.
Season 21: 67 Wins, 57-42 record, entered the Overbracket playoffs as the 2nd seed from the Wild League. Lost to the Hades Tigers 2-3 in the Division Series. Received the Equivalent Exchange and Move wills, trading Jasper Blather for Comfort Septemberish and moving Lancelot Kane to the Shadows. Subjected to the Houston Spies' Equivalent Exchange will, trading Comfort Septemberish for Quack Enjoyable. Received no blessings.
Season 22: 65 Wins, 58-41 record, did not make the playoffs. Entered Party Time on Day 92.Received the Magnify and Item Steal wills, giving Baby Doyle the 2x modification and taking Doc Anice's Underhanded Ring for Lowe Forbes. Received the Complete 180 blessing, making Uncle Plasma IX Negative. Subjected to the Gachapon, Record Scratch, and Subtractor Avoidance blessings, which sent Yams Rolsenthal to the Seattle Garages' Shadows, gave the Skipping modification to Steph Weeks, and made Collins Melon a Subtractor, respectively.
| COMMUNITY LORE|
The remainder of this article contains lore created collaboratively by the Blaseball community.
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The Jazz Hands home games are played in a stadium known as The Pocket. Regardless of the weather outside the stadium, inside of The Pocket it is always snowing. The Pocket has many facilities, including a Smithy, a coffee shop and bar named both The Drip and The Curtain Call, and a radio station named The Pocket Radio.
Many of the Jazz Hands play at least one musical instrument, which they choose through a mysterious process referred to by such names as "The Instrument Selection Ceremony," "The Choosing," or "That One Thing with the Bolter, You Know, that Thing a Lot of Us Did when We Joined." Though there is no secrecy about the process itself, the fact that it is facilitated by Agan Harrison means few remember any details. Recordings of Harrison explaining the process turn to static, further obscuring the procedure despite vague memories of ███ willingness to explain. What is known is that players join Harrison at Bolter's instrument collection outside of town, which contains a version of every known instrument, and more than a few unknown instruments. When they return to Breckenridge, they have an instrument and are capable of playing at least the fundamentals.
Players (and fans) who wish to improve their musical ability in a formal setting are able to attend a local music school with no known name. Few report any memories of their time in class, but all who attend noticeably improve their playing as a result.
Moist Talkers Rivalry
The team is in an official rivalry with the Canada Moist Talkers ever since Season 2, when the Jazz Hands and Moist Talkers ended the season with a tied win-loss ratio. The contract to make the rivalry official was signed by █████ representing Breckenridge and ████████ representing Canada. Neither has been seen since.
In their rivalry, the Jazz Hands invoked a curse upon the Moist Talkers, declaring that they shall suffer "The Dry Silence." What exactly the Dry Silence is, how it would affect the Moist Talkers, or if it has already taken place, is unclear.
In a series of threads after the Season 5 Elections, the Moist Talkers and the Jazz Hands negotiated, instated, and announced a new contract of rivalry. While the previous terms demanded vitriol between the teams, the current contract only demands vitriol during direct match-ups. The rest of the time, the teams are obligated to interact as friendly rivals, and players are permitted to be friends.
Open Mic Night
From the Season 5 Elections through the Season 6 Elections, the Jazz Hands opened its roster in an effort to change up the team's sound, an event now known as the Open Mic Night. The process began with the trade of August Sky for Combs Estes, included 3 Feedback events, and ended with the return of Holden Stanton in exchange for Nagomi Mcdaniel. Fans continue to debate whether the incineration of Randall Marijuana and subsequent rise of Steph Weeks should be considered part of Open Mic Night, or a tragedy that just happened to occur during Open Mic Night. Reviews of the Open Mic Night are mixed; some point to the team's Season 6 playoffs games as evidence that it was, if not beneficial, then at least not as harmful as some suggest, while others cite the team's under-performance in the Season 7 playoffs as proof that it irrevocably harmed the team's chances of success.
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An unknown number of players are in the Shadowy depths of the former orchestra pit, awaiting the call to join the ILB. These players are the source of the instrumental beats that highlight home runs, the Seventh Inning Solo, and the musical accompaniment that plays throughout a Blaseball game. A number of stadium facilities exist within the Pit, far more than should logically be able to fit within the space beneath a stadium. Formerly active shadows work within these facilities as stadium staff known as Stagehands.
The Thursday Blues
During Season 13, the Jazz Hands suffered a dreadful series of mishaps their fans have come to refer to as the Thursday Blues.
- Day 43 - Pitcher Combs Estes had an Allergic Reaction, reducing their combined stars from 9.7 to 5.3
- Day 64 - The Jazz Hands' Lineup and Rotation were shuffled in a devastating Reverb. Pitchers Combs Estes, Lowe Forbes, and Campos Arias were moved to the hitting lineup, and hitters Conrad Vaughan, Kathy Mathews, and Holden Stanton were moved to the pitching rotation. While Conrad Vaughan adapted well to pitching, all other players who switched were substantially worse in their new positions.
- Day 68 - Star pitcher Wyatt Pothos had an Allergic Reaction, reducing her combined stars from 17 to 12.8
- Day 72 - Hitters Elijah Valenzuela and Combs Estes has their blood drained by Knight Triumphant. Elijah's batting stars were reduced from 1.8 to 0.9, and Combs' Baserunning stars were reduced from 1.6 to 0.7
- Day 84 - Hitter Stephens Lightner had an Allergic Reaction, reducing their combined stars from 8.2 to 4.
- Day 98 - a Rogue Umpire incinerated hitter Combs Estes, who was replaced by Dervin Gorczyca.
The team has no coach as the players believe their best blaseball is played when the team is just jamming and not following a plan. This feeling was summed up by Lowe Forbes, saying "blaseball is all about going out there and listening to each other, not some coach".
Campos Arias echoed this point, saying "It's about the groove of it all. About feeling in sync with your players, and riffing off of each other. You can't focus too much on what's happening on the field, you've got to watch for the plays we're not making to really see what's going on." The team refused to comment further as Campos and Lowe had explained it perfectly.
Despite the lack of coach, the team does have a number of staff who work with the team, such as:
- Jimmy Forest, Head Chef
- Oakley Sterling, Groove Evaluator
- Liberty Picante, Kickline Coordinator
- Holly Woodwind, Timekeeper
- Charms, Radio Personality, Recording Studio Manager
- Zee Greenbeans, Pit Druid
- The Station Master, Station Master of The PIT Network
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The fans of the Breckenridge Jazz Hands are known as the Breckenridge Jazz Hands' Band. They are known for performing the unofficial fight song of the Breckenridge Jazz Hands, the Breckenridge Jazz Hands' Band Stand Chant, which often lasts for hours. More than once, the Breckenridge Jazz Hands' Band have continued the Breckenridge Jazz Hands Band Stand Chant for hours after a game has ended, sometimes continuing the chant until the next game begins, which causes it to begin all over. Fans are also encouraged bring musical instruments to Jazz Hands games, with impromptu music performances often breaking out in the stands.
Fans have also been known to chant "CATCH 👐 THESE 👐 HANDS 👐" and its variant "CAN'T 👐 CATCH 👐 THESE 👐 HANDS 👐" It is currently unknown how fans can vocalize the sound of an emoji. They can also be heard yelling "GET THE JAZZ IN YOUR HANDS" and "GET YOUR HANDS IN THE GAME" as a call and response.
Fans of the Jazz Hands who want to contribute noise but do not play an instrument often wear beaded bracelets or other noisemakers on their wrists so that when they do a jazz-hands motion it creates a loud rattling sound. Onlookers have described the sound as "somewhere between marbles falling down stairs and an army of dancing skeletons."
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Logo by Cobaltcakes.
Jazz Hands uniform design by @TedFallenger (NSFW Twitter).
Logo by Rocketknife
Pride-themed version of the logo by Rocketknife
Official fight song (by MackToTheFuture):
We are here for the Jazz Hands
They're here for the Jazz Hands Band
We're the team you just can't stop
The Commissioner is doing a great job
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