Broken Ridge Jazz Hands/Beta/Season 24

👐 Breckenridge Jazz Hands
Season 24
Dates	July 26, 2021-July 30, 2021
← Previous	Season 23
Next →	N/A
Results
Overall Record	47–51
Wins	38
Divine Favor	24
Division	??? in Levil Vault
League	??? in Levil League
ILB Placement	??? overall
Modifiers	Under ReviewThis Team is Under Review...  RoamlessPlayers cannot Roam to this Team.  RogueThis Team is Out for a Surprise Attack.
Total Steals	86
Community Chest Loot	Day Player Item Received 3 Lancelot Kane + Parasitic Helmet 29 Chorby Short + Hard Shoes
Renovations	Peanut MisterA Peanut Mister will occasionally cure a Player of their peanut allergy. Peanut Misters can also remove the Superallergic modification from players.  PsychoAcousticsIn Feedback or Reverb, PsychoAcoustics will occasionally Echo one of the Away Team's mods to the Home Team, for game-long use.  Grind RailThe Grind Rail allows a chance to steal directly from first base to third base, as long as they have the skills.  LCD SoundsystemThe LCD Soundsystem will boost both Players involved in a Feedback swap by 5%.  SweetenerSweetener makes Beanings & Free Refills more likely in Coffee & Coffee Two weathers, and lowers the chance of losing Triple Threat.  SmithyThe Smithy will occasionally repair Items for Players playing in this Ballpark.  BirdhousesBirdhouses invite Birds to come live in your Ballpark. Every time a foul ball is hit in a ballpark with Birdhouses, a bird will be added to the ballpark, reducing its eDensity. Sun 2 ↑ Coffee ↑ Coffee 3s ↑ Night ↑
Birds	428
League Info
Active Rules	Note: The Black Hole (Black Hole) Nullified all pre-existing league rules by the end of the season.  Eat The RichAt the end of each Season, the Fans with the top 1% of Coins will have their funds redistributed throughout the 99%.  Party TimeA Team will enter Party Time if receiving 1 Win per remaining game would not land them in the Postseason. In Party Time, they'll receive random Stat Boosts from Partying. See also: Glossary  Wild CardsAt the end of the regular season, 1 Wild Card will be drawn at random from the remaining Teams in each Sub-League to receive a Postseason Birth.  Based EvolutionEvery Third Championship a Team wins will cause the Team and its Players to Evolve. Players that round the phylogenic Bases will get to go Home.  Free WillsThe bottom four finishing Teams in the League will receive an extra Will in that Season's Election.  All You Can EatFans are free to buy and discard Snack Slots in their Snack Pack. The number of Slots they have will determine their Payout Modifier for all Snacks. The less slots, the higher the Payout Modifier.  Community ChestAnytime 3000 Runs are accumulated league-wide, every Team will receive an Item Crate for a random active Player on their Team.  FairgroundsAll games have a chance of being Prize Matches, in which the winning Team will open an Item Crate.  RatificationRenovations built by at least 18 Teams will be Ratified into Non-Physical Law for the entire League.  Hotel MotelThe Hotel Motel will occasionally create Holiday Innings during the Earlseason, where you Party instead of Score.  TurntablesBallpark: Any Win earned from a non-loss in this Ballpark during the Regular Season will be converted to an Unwin. League: Any Win earned from a non-loss during the Regular Season will be converted to an Unwin.  Hype TrainShaming your opponent will build Hype in your Ballpark.  The UnderbracketEvery Postseason, the bottom finishing Teams will compete in the Underbracket while the top finishing Teams compete in the standard Overbracket.  Sun(Sun)All Wins and Unwins earned will be Squared.  TunnelsTunnels allow the Home Team to steal from the Away Team in this Ballpark.  Sun 30When a game enters Extra Innings, both Teams will immediately earn 1 Win.  BalloonsA small, permanent amount of negative eDensity is added for each Run or Win earned in this Ballpark.  Bird HotelWhen the Home Team parties, a number of Birds will come join the Party.  VoicemailWhen the Home Team is shut out in this Ballpark, they'll swap the worst Batter in their Lineup with the best Batter in their Shadows.  Sun .1Weather. Each Run scored is worth .1 more per Inning.  Phantom Thieves' GuildIf the Home Team loses by 9 Runs in this Ballpark, they will steal from their opponent's Shadows.  Equal SunA home run during a game's final out ties the game.  Sum SunWeather. Each successive scoring play by a Team within a half inning is worth an additional Run.  MAXIMUM SUNScoring plays in Maximum Blaseball are worth 3x the Runs.  Fax MachineThe Fax Machine will swap the Home Team's pitcher for their best Shadows Pitcher whenever they've allowed 10+ Runs in a game.  StablesWhen any Team scores 25+ in this Ballpark, any Instability in the Ballpark will be stabled.  Sun(Sun) SupernovaIn Supernova Eclipse weather, both players and teams can be incinerated.  Black Hole (Black Hole)  Pulsar (Pulsar)
Roster Changes
Date Change Cause β24 01 -Edric Tosser +Lancelot Kane 👐 Voicemail β24 04 -August Sky +Zippy DeShields 👐 Fax Machine β24 04 -Zippy DeShields +August Sky 👐 Fax Machine β24 05 -Baby Doyle +Zippy DeShields 👐 Fax Machine β24 14 -Lancelot Kane +Baby Doyle 👐 Voicemail β24 15 -Dervin Gorczyca +Edric Tosser 👐 Voicemail β24 35 -Mags Highlife 🌮 Phantom Thieves' Guild β24 53 -Zippy DeShields +Russo Slugger 👐 Fax Machine

Season β24 would be an eventful season for the entire ILB. The Breckenridge Jazz Hands would contribute to the Incineration of The Coin after going  Rogue, before heading towards but ultimately missing the Vault. The Jazz Hands were briefly Nullified by the Black Hole (Black Hole) but will Return.

Starting Roster

Lineup	Rotation
Edric Tosser Dervin Gorczyca Steph Weeks Spears Rogers Quack Enjoyable	Wyatt Pothos Riley Firewall Siobhan Chark August Sky Baby Doyle Chorby Short
Shadows
Boyfriend Berger Hernando Winter Elijah Valenzuela Lancelot Kane Marco Winner Zippy DeShields Russo Slugger Donia Dollie Margarito Bishop Mikan Hammer Cote Rodgers Yams Sokol Munavoi Rochester Mags Highlife

Season Events

Roster Changes

Fax Machine and Voicemail Activations

Day	Player Replaced	Player Incoming	Renovation Used
1	Edric Tosser	Lancelot Kane	Voicemail
4	August Sky	Zippy DeShields	Fax Machine
4	Zippy DeShields	August Sky	Fax Machine
5	Baby Doyle	Zippy DeShields	Fax Machine
14	Lancelot Kane	Baby Doyle	Voicemail
15	Dervin Gorczyca	Edric Tosser	Voicemail
53	Zippy DeShields	Russo Slugger	Fax Machine

Phantom Thieves' Guild

• Mags Highlife was stolen by LA Taquería Thieves' Guild on Day 35.

Season Overview

During Season 24, the Breckenridge Jazz Hands ultimately ended up in the Vault division of the Levil League. Due to the Nullification of Blaseball, the postseason and election were cancelled. The Jazz Hands were Nullified at the start of Day 99, but quickly returned with the following message:

review underway

•   The Breckenridge Jazz Hands will Return.