Alexandria Dracaena

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Alexandria Dracaena was a lineup player for the Breckenridge Jazz Hands from the Return of Blaseball until being incinerated on Season 2, Day 80.

Official League Record

Dracaena joined the ILB as a lineup player for the Breckenridge Jazz Hands with the Return of Blaseball.

On Season 2, Day 80, Dracaena was incinerated and replaced by Hendricks Richardson.

Biography

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Alexandria Dracaena was a confirmed Vampire, in contrast to xyr sibling Thomas Dracaena, who is not. Despite having, according to teammates at the time, a "younger sibling vibe", Dracaena is clearly the elder heir to House Dracaena as xe had been around for centuries and Thomas Dracaena could not have been, as he is not a vampire.

Dracaena was a gardener and botanist by trade, and spent a number of years some centuries ago studying trees that have blood-like sap in Africa, where xe occasionally stayed in human communes. Dracaena studied multiple plants, but studied Pterocarpus angolensis, Dracaena fragrans, and Dracaena steudneri the most. Significantly later, Dracaena's experience with people in the area over the course of many years would lead to xem giving an interview to Hendricks Richardson for his graduate dissertation. Richardson would eventually become a dear friend of Dracaena and xyr eventual replacement.

At an indeterminate time in the past, Dracaena would move to Breckenridge and quickly became enamored with the strange, often carnivorous, and arguably sentient plants found within the Pit. Dracaena would start a garden in the Pit, where xe would cultivate bleeding hearts alongside other, more aggressive plants. While staying in the Pit, Dracaena would meet and later form a queer-platonic partnership with Spears Rogers, the keeper of the Pit's library.

When Blaseball came to Breckenridge, Dracaena joined up and became a lineup player. Xe would befriend xyr teammates, including Ogden Mendoza, despite the statue's tendency to off put the rest of eir teammates. With how aggressive certain plants in the Pit could be, everyone else Dracaena interacted with was easygoing by comparison.

Dracaena's career with the Jazz Hands was ultimately cut short, with Dracaena being Incinerated only 80 days into Season 2. Xe would be replaced by xyr friend Hendricks Richardson and xyr ashes scattered at the Bloodhouse.

Trivia

  • Dracaena eats starblurst candy exclusively with the "peel."
  • Despite being allergic to garlic bread, Dracaena still eats it.
  • Dracaena loved to play pranks on xyr sibling, Thomas Dracaena, including helping prevent him from purchasing a boar vessel from Mikan Hammer.

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