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Breckenridge Jazz Hands
Logo by Skootles on Discord
League	Internet League Blaseball
Subleague	Wild League
Division	Wild High
Ballpark	Breckenridge Community Field
Modifications	Targeted Shame (Season 5, 8, 10)Teams with Targeted Shame will start with negative runs the game after being shamed. See also: Glossary  The Fourth Strike (Season 7, 13)Those with the Fourth Strike will get an extra strike in each at bat.  Earlbirds (Season 14)This Team or Player will Overperform in the Earlseason.  RoamlessPlayers cannot Roam to this Team.  RogueThis Team is Out for a Surprise Attack.  Under ReviewThis Team is Under Review...
Home Location	Breckenridge
Team Slogan	"We've Got Winning To Do. Just For You."
Team Colors	#6388ad, #4E084D, #D80067, #F3CA40, #F2A541, #7BA9D7
Emoji	👐
Arcanum	XVI The Tower
Team Abbreviation	JAZZ
Variants
Short Circuits	Breckenridge Jazz Hands (Gamma 2) Breckenridge Jazz Hands (Gamma 3) Breckenridge Jazz Hands (Gamma 4)
Friends	Atlantis Georgias
Rivals	Canada Moist Talkers
Mascot	The Breckenridge Slide-Trombone Bolter

This page is about the Jazz Hands from the Beta version of Blaseball. For the Jazz Hands as they currently exist, see Broken Ridge Jazz Hands.

The Breckenridge Jazz Hands are a Blaseball team that competed in the Wild High division of the Wild League.

The Jazz Hands originally competed in the Chaotic Evil division of the Evil League, before being sorted into Wild High by the High Filter decree during the Season β5 Elections, where they competed for the remainder of Beta. They have been part of Internet League Blaseball since Season AA, having previously competed in Ultra League Blaseball.

Roster

This is the roster as of the end of Season β24.

Lineup	Rotation
Baby Doyle Edric Tosser Steph Weeks Spears Rogers Quack Enjoyable	Wyatt Pothos Riley Firewall Siobhan Chark August Sky Russo Slugger Chorby Short
Shadows
Boyfriend Berger Hernando Winter Elijah Valenzuela Dervin Gorczyca Marco Winner Lancelot Kane Zippy DeShields Donia Dollie Margarito Bishop Mikan Hammer Cote Rodgers Yams Sokol Munavoi Rochester

Player History

For a list of all former players, see Category:Former Breckenridge Jazz Hands Players.

Historical Player History (Seasons β1-β24)

Date	Removed		Added			Cause
Toggle Intrateam Moves (Fax, Voicemail, etc.)
β02 80	Alexandria Dracaena		Hendricks Richardson	👐		Incineration
β03 23	Ogden Mendoza		August Sky	👐		Incineration
β03 EL 00	Bevan Underbuck		Nagomi Mcdaniel	🏝️		Blessing (👐)	Highway Robbery
β03 EL 01	Nagomi Mcdaniel		Holden Stanton	🦀		Blessing (🦀)	Headhunter
β04 25	Tot Fox		Valentine Games	🦀		Feedback
β05 EL 00	Holden Stanton		Nagomi Mcdaniel	🦀		Blessing (👐)	Seduction
β05 EL 01	August Sky		Combs Estes	🥩		Blessing (🥩)	The Plan? Hit From The Mound
β06 22	Valentine Games		Conrad Vaughan	📱		Feedback
β06 41	Comfort Septemberish		Collins Melon	🕵️		Feedback
β06 44	Hendricks Richardson		Randall Marijuana	🌞		Feedback
β06 84	Randall Marijuana		Steph Weeks	👐		Incineration	Marijuana later Released during the Season 10 elections
β06 EL	Nagomi Mcdaniel		Holden Stanton	🦀		Blessing (🦀)	Headhunter
β07 EL	Aldon Cashmoney		Elijah Valenzuela	🏝️		Blessing (🏝️)	Popular by Association
β10 EL	-		Wyatt Pothos	🥜		Fell from THE SHELLED ONE'S PODS
β12 61	Agan Harrison		Edric Tosser	🔥		Feedback
β12 99	-		Yams Rolsenthal	👐		Playoff Birth
β13 64 00	Conrad Vaughan		Moved to	👐		Full Reverb
β13 64 01	Kathy Mathews		Moved to	👐		Full Reverb
β13 64 02	Holden Stanton		Moved to	👐		Full Reverb
β13 64 03	Combs Estes		Moved to	👐		Full Reverb
β13 64 04	Lowe Forbes		Moved to	👐		Full Reverb
β13 64 05	Campos Arias		Moved to	👐		Full Reverb
β13 98	Combs Estes		Dervin Gorczyca	👐		Incineration
β13 EL	Holden Stanton		August Sky	🥩		Will (👐)	Exchange
β14 LS	-		Wyatt Mason II	👐		Localized into Lineup
β14 78	Wyatt Mason II		-			Echoed into Static
β14 EL	Stephens Lightner		Bauer Zimmerman	👐		Will (👐)	Foreshadow
β15 EL	Edric Tosser		Howell Rocha	👐		Will (👐)	Foreshadow
β16 48	-		Liquid Friend	💋		Attractor	Batted in by Tamara Crankit
β16 56 00	Steph Weeks		Walton Sports	👐		Reverb
β16 56 01	Steph Weeks		Lowe Forbes	👐		Reverb
β16 EL	Conrad Vaughan		Mikan Hammer	📱		Will (📱)	Equivalent Exchange
β17 EL 00	Elijah Valenzuela		Liquid Friend	👐		Will (👐)	Foreshadow
β17 EL 01	Mikan Hammer		Moved to	👐		Will (👐)	Move
β18 03	Tamara Crankit		Zippy DeShields	👐		Incineration
β18 06	Howell Rocha		Riley Firewall	🚤		Feedback
β18 54	Bauer Zimmerman		Lancelot Kane	👐		Incineration
β18 EL 00	Wyatt Pothos		Logan Rodriguez	✨		Will (👐)	Equivalent Exchange
β18 EL 01	Campos Arias		Mikan Hammer	👐		Will (👐)	Foreshadow
β19 EL 00	Logan Rodriguez		Wyatt Pothos	✨		Will (👐)	Equivalent Exchange
β19 EL 01	-		Jasper Blather	🕵️		Roamin'
β20 99	-		Yams Sokol	👐		Playoff Birth
β20 EL 00	Liquid Friend		Returned to	🏅		Returned to the Vault	Investigation complete.
β20 EL 01	Zippy DeShields		Moved to	👐		Will (👐)	Move
β21 LS	-		Pitching Machine II	👐		Gift Shop
β21 82	Mikan Hammer		Spears Rogers	👐		Voicemail
β21 99	-		Munavoi Rochester	👐		Overbracket Playoff Birth
β21 EL 00	Jasper Blather		Comfort Septemberish	🌞		Will (👐)	Equivalent Exchange
β21 EL 01	Comfort Septemberish		Quack Enjoyable	🕵️		Will (🕵️)	Equivalent Exchange
β21 EL 02	Lancelot Kane		Moved to	👐		Will (👐)	Move
β21 EL 03	Pitching Machine II		Returned to	🏅		Faded to Dust
β22 54	Kathy Mathews		Super roamed to	🌹		Super Roamin'	The Fifth Base
β22 LS 00	-		Liquid Friend IX	👐		Gift Shop
β22 LS 01	-		Uncle Plasma IX	👐		Gift Shop
β22 EL 00	Yams Rolsenthal		Sent to	🎸		Blessing (🎸)	Gachapon
β22 EL 01	Liquid Friend IX		Returned to	🏅		Faded to Dust
β22 EL 02	Uncle Plasma IX		Returned to	🏅		Faded to Dust
β23 02	Riley Firewall		Zippy DeShields	👐		Fax Machine
β23 10	Zippy DeShields		Riley Firewall	👐		Fax Machine
β23 31	Walton Sports		Lancelot Kane	👐		Voicemail
β23 36	-		Chorby Short	🥩		Super Roamin'	The Fifth Base
β23 44	Stephens Lightner		Sent to	🐅		Phantom Thieves' Guild (🐅)
β23 47	Lowe Forbes		Walton Sports	👐		Fax Machine
β23 60	Lancelot Kane		Edric Tosser	👐		Voicemail
β23 69	Campos Arias		Sent to	🌹		Phantom Thieves' Guild (🌹)
β23 83	Lowe Forbes		Sent to	🌹		Phantom Thieves' Guild (🌹)
β23 95	Spears Rogers		Famous Owens	🐅		Feedback
β23 95	Walton Sports		Siobhan Chark	🐅		Feedback
β23 95	Famous Owens		Spears Rogers	🐅		Feedback
β23 99	-		Mags Highlife	👐		Underbracket Playoff Birth
β23 SC00	Baby Doyle		Drafted by	💫		Drafted to the ILB Semi-Centennial (💫)
β23 SC 01	Collins Melon		Drafted by	💫		Drafted to the ILB Semi-Centennial (💫)
β23 SC 02	-		Baby Doyle	💫		Returned from the ILB Semi-Centennial
β23 EL	Brewer Vapor		Sent to	🌮		Blessing (🌮)	Gachapon
β24 01	Edric Tosser		Lancelot Kane	👐		Voicemail
β24 04 00	August Sky		Zippy DeShields	👐		Fax Machine
β24 04 01	Zippy DeShields		August Sky	👐		Fax Machine
β24 05	Baby Doyle		Zippy DeShields	👐		Fax Machine
β24 14	Lancelot Kane		Baby Doyle	👐		Voicemail
β24 15	Dervin Gorczyca		Edric Tosser	👐		Voicemail
β24 35	Mags Highlife		Sent to	🌮		Phantom Thieves' Guild (🌮)
β24 53	Zippy DeShields		Russo Slugger	👐		Fax Machine

Season Results

For more detailed Season Results, check out the Breckenridge Jazz Hands' Season Results Hub.

The Discipline Era (Seasons β1 to β11)

Discipline Era
Season	Wins	Record	Postseason	Season Summary
β1 - The Return	58	58-41	Quarterfinalists L 0-3 vs. Philly Pies	Received no blessings.
β2 - The Discipline Era	55	55-44	Semifinalists W 3-2 vs. Hades Tigers L 0-3 vs. Philly Pies	Received no blessings.
β3 - Peanut Plague/Uncertainty	50	50-49	Quarterfinalists L 2-3 vs. Hades Tigers	Evil Wind Sprints improved the Jazz Hands' Baserunning by 15%. Highway Robbery steals Nagomi Mcdaniel from the Hawai'i Fridays, sending Bevan Underbuck in return. The Baltimore Crabs receive Headhunter, stealing Nagomi Mcdaniel and sending Holden Stanton in return. The Houston Spies receive Rigour Mortis, which was supposed to decrease the Jazz Hands' Baserunning by 10%, but increased it instead.
β4 - Feedback	58	58-41	Semifinalists W 3-1 vs. Philly Pies L 0-3 vs. Hades Tigers	Received no blessings. The Alternate Reality Decree calls the  AlternateThis Player is an Alternate... Player is replaced with an alternate reality version, stats are randomized. for Kathy Mathews and Campos Arias. The Targeted Shame Decree hits the Jazz Hands with  Targeted Shame.
β5 - Reverb	58	58-41	ILB Finalists W 3-0 vs. Hades Tigers W 3-2 vs. Canada Moist Talkers L 2-3 vs. Chicago Firefighters	The Jazz Hands were sorted into Wild High with the passing of the High Filter Decree. Seduction steals Nagomi Mcdaniel from the Baltimore Crabs, sending Holden Stanton in return. The Dallas Steaks receive The Plan? Hit From The Mound, stealing August Sky and sending Combs Estes in return.
β6 - Idols	59	59-40	Semifinalists W 3-2 vs. San Francisco Lovers L 0-3 vs. Baltimore Crabs	Single-Season Fourth Strike granted the Jazz Hands  The Fourth Strike. Gravity Boots gave Steph Weeks the Gravity Boots armor. The Baltimore Crabs receive Headhunter, stealing Nagomi Mcdaniel and sending Holden Stanton in return.
β7 - Getting Shelled	55	55-44	Quarterfinalists L 1-3 vs. San Francisco Lovers	Received no blessings due to the Bless Off Decree. The Hawai'i Fridays receive Popular by Association, stealing Aldon Cashmoney and sending Elijah Valenzuela in return. The Hawai'i Fridays receive The Shame Bubble, which results in the Jazz Hands receiving  Targeted Shame.
β8 - Rest in Violence	42	42-57	Entered Party Time on Day 89	Precognition boosted Holden Stanton's hitting by 20%, and Baby Doyle's hitting by 20% twice.
β9 - Forecast	46	46-53	Entered Party Time on Day 97	Received no blessings. The Baltimore Crabs receive Fifth Base Bubble, protecting Wild High. The Boston Flowers receive The Shame Bubble, which results in the Jazz Hands receiving  Targeted Shame. In relation to the Forecast Decrees, several players receive new Modifications: Combs Estes receives  SiphonSiphons will steal blood more often in Blooddrain and use it in more ways.. Walton Sports receives  Friend of CrowsIn Birds weather, pitchers with Friend of Crows will encourage the Birds to attack hitters. The crows will attack a hitter, resulting in an automatic out.. Steph Weeks receives  Fire EaterFire Eaters swallow fire instead of being incinerated..
β10 - Backdraft	41	41-58	Entered Party Time on Day 90	Received no blessings, but did receive Wyatt Pothos during THE SHELLED ONE'S PODS' fall back to the Immaterial Plane.
β11 - Peace & Prosperity	46	46-52	Entered Party Time on Day 88	Assigned the Arcana XVI The Tower.

The Expansion Era (Seasons β12 to β24)

Expansion Era
Season	Wins	Record	Postseason	Season Summary
β12 - The Expansion Era	57	55-44	Quarterfinalists L 2-3 vs. Hellmouth Sunbeams	Received no blessings. The Entrust Will granted the Jazz Hands  The Fourth Strike. The Infuse Will improved Tamara Crankit. Combined 6.9 → 11.9
β13 - Home Free	43	43-56	Entered Party Time on Day 88	Received no blessings. The Exchange Will swapped Holden Stanton for August Sky. The Enrich Will granted the Jazz Hands  Earlbirds. The Jazz Hands broke ground on Breckenridge Community Field, selecting the Loge prefab.
β14 - The -ides	43	43-56	Entered Party Time on Day 91	Received no blessings. The Foreshadow Will swapped Stephens Lightner into the Shadows in exchange for Bauer Zimmerman. The Infuse Will improved Collins Melon. Combined 16.8 → 21.3 The Jazz Hands built a Peanut Mister and Psychoacoustics. As a result of Psychoacoustics, the Jazz Hands received Wyatt Mason II, who echoed into  Static..... When two players attempt to Echo each other, they both disappear into Static. on Day 78.
β15 - Live Bait	45	46-53	Entered Party Time on Day 91	Received no blessings. The Foreshadow Will swapped Edric Tosser into the Shadows in exchange for Howell Rocha. The Move Will moved Kathy Mathews to the lineup. The Jazz Hands built the Grind Rail and LCD Soundsystem. As a result of the Bats decree, every player in the league was granted a Bat item.
β16 - Mass Production	40	39-60	Entered Party Time on Day 88	Received no blessings. The Transfuse Will improved Elijah Valenzuela's batting at the cost of defense. Batting 1.5 → 3.2 , Defense 3.0 → 2.7 The Alternate Trust Will Alternated Elijah Valenzuela, randomizing their ratings and granting them  CarefulThis Player's Items will not be damaged by standard game actions.. The New York Millennials' Equivalent Exchange Will swapped Conrad Vaughan for Mikan Hammer. The Seasonal Reading removed Collins Melon's  Alternate modification. The Jazz Hands built Sweetener and Coffee +.
β17 - Collections	53	52-47	Entered Party Time on Day 97	Received no blessings. The Foreshadow Will swapped Elijah Valenzuela into the Shadows in exchange for Liquid Friend. The Move Will moved Mikan Hammer to the Shadows. The Seasonal Reading granted Baby Doyle the Uncertain Necklace of Entanglement. The Jazz Hands built Coffee Threes +, Hotel Motel, and Grandiosity +.
β18 - New Editions	35	35-64	Entered Party Time on Day 82	The Jazz Hands benefited from  Free WillsThe bottom four finishing Teams in the League will receive an extra Will in that Season's Election.. The Item Move Will moved Steph Weeks' Careful Fireproof Necklace to Baby Doyle. The Equivalent Exchange Will swapped Wyatt Pothos for Logan Rodriguez. The Foreshadow Will swapped Campos Arias into the Shadows in exchange for Mikan Hammer. Grand Larceny sorted the lineup by Basethirst. Laserlikeness Patches boosted the Laserlikeness of Riley Firewall and August Sky. Cape of Containment gave Walton Sports the Cape of Containment. The Jazz Hands built Inconvenience - and Ballpark Cleanup. The Jazz Hands received 3 gifts. The Jazz Hands were granted  Life of the PartyTeam: This Team gets 10% more from their Party Time stat boosts. Player: This Player gets 10% more from Party Time stat boosts. See also: Glossary. The Jazz Hands received Soul Patches, increasing the soul of Liquid Friend, Walton Sports, and Dervin Gorczyca. Riley Firewall received a Rock Cannon via the Handcrafted Cannon Drop gift.
β19 - Undertow	-55	58-41	Entered Party Time on Day 94	The Shadow Infuse Will infused Edric Tosser's Batting. Batting 2.0 → 3.2 The Equivalent Exchange Will swapped Logan Rodriguez for Wyatt Pothos. Running Practice improved the Jazz Hands' lineup's Baserunning by 1 to 4%. Feast or Famine improved Collins Melon's Indulgence by 23%. Indulgence 7.6 → 8.7 The Seasonal Reading granted Riley Firewall  UndertakerThis Player will dive in to Develop a Negative when a teammate goes Elsewhere.. The Jazz Hands built Birdhouses and Sun 2 +. The Jazz Hands received 2 gifts. The Jazz Hands were granted  SoundproofPlayer: This Player cannot be caught in Feedback's reality flickers. Team: Players on this Team cannot be caught in Feedback's reality flickers. See also: Glossary. The Jazz Hands were granted  GravityPlayer: This Player cannot be affected by Reverb. Team: This Team cannot be affected by Reverb. See also: Glossary.
β20 - Win(Win)	60	57-42	Eliminated by Overbracket Wild Card L 1-2 vs. Miami Dale	Liquid Friend pulled from roster with the end of the Investigation. The Move Will moved Zippy DeShields to the Shadows. The Reform Will changed Liquid Friend's  AttractorWhen this Player scores a Run, they'll join the Shadows of the Team that scored them, if they're not already on their Roster. into  HomebodyThis player will Overperform when playing in their home Ballpark and Underperform otherwise.. Heads Over Tails flipped August Sky  NegativeThis Player is a Negative. Negative players have negative eDensity.. The Jazz Hands built Grandiosity +, Inconvenience -, and Tunnels. The Jazz Hands received 4 gifts. The Jazz Hands were granted  Late to the PartyThis Team or Player will Overperform in the Lateseason.. The Jazz Hands were granted  FireproofPlayer: This Player cannot be incinerated. Team: This Team and the Players on it cannot be incinerated. See also: Glossary.. Riley Firewall received the Underhanded Limestone Sunglasses via the Underhanded Cap Drop gift. Steph Weeks received  AmbitiousThis Team or Player will Overperform in the Postseason. via the Ambitious, Solo Edition gift.
β21 - Red Herring	67	57-42	Overbracket Quarterfinalist L 2-3 vs. Hades Tigers	Received no blessings. The Equivalent Exchange Will swapped Jasper Blather for Comfort Septemberish. The Move Will moved Lancelot Kane to the Shadows. The Houston Spies' Equivalent Exchange Will swapped Quack Enjoyable for Comfort Septemberish. The Jazz Hands built a Bird Hotel and Fax Machine. The Jazz Hands received 3 gifts. The Jazz Hands are granted  Fireproof. The Jazz Hands are granted  Late to the Party. The Jazz Hands receive the replica Pitching Machine II, which gained  Siphon.
β22 - Overdue	65	58-41	Entered Party Time on Day 92	The Magnify Will granted Baby Doyle  2xEvery Run that this Player bats in or allows will be multiplied by 2.. The Item Steal Will stole Doc Anice's Underhanded Ring and gave it to Lowe Forbes. Complete 180 made Uncle Plasma IX  Negative. The Seattle Garages receive Gachapon, which sent Yams Rolsenthal to the Garages' Shadows. The Ohio Worms receive Record Scratch, which granted Steph Weeks  SkippingWhen this Player steps up to bat, they'll start with a randomized count.. The Hawai'i Fridays receive Subtractor Avoidance, which granted Collins Melon  SubtractorWhen this Player bats in a Run or Unrun, the polarity of the Run or Unrun will be flipped (Runs become Unruns, Unruns become Runs).. The Jazz Hands built the Phantom Thieves' Guild and Ballpark Cleanup. The Jazz Hands received 2 gifts. The Jazz Hands received the replicas Liquid Friend IX and Uncle Plasma IX.
β23 - A Set Up	64	54-45	Entered Party Time on Day 94 Underbracket Wild Card L 0-2 vs. LA Unlimited Tacos	Received no blessings, but did receive  Under Review. The Jazz Hands received the Team Roamless Crate Party Favor, granting the team  Roamless. The Tokyo Lift received Season 13: Hitting Flotation Bubble, boosting the lineup players of Wild High by 4%. The LA Unlimited Tacos received Season 22: Gachapon, which sent Brewer Vapor to the Tacos' Shadows. The Jazz Hands built Stables and Night +. The Jazz Hands received 3 gifts. The Jazz Hands were granted  Late to the Party. Spears Rogers received the Fliickerrriiing Greedy Potion of the Famine. Chorby Short received the Chaotic Actual Steel Chair.
β24 - Fire Sale/Save Situation	38	47-51	Party Time was Nullified by the Black Hole (Black Hole) on Day 64	The Jazz Hands went  Rogue on Day 79. The Jazz Hands were Nullified on Day 99, but soon returned with the message "The Breckenridge Jazz Hands will Return."

Short Circuits

Versions of the Breckenridge Jazz Hands found only in Short Circuits. These versions of the team had all new, temporary rosters and only existed for the duration of their circuit.

• For the Gamma 2 Team, see Breckenridge Jazz Hands (Gamma 2).
• For the Gamma 3 Team, see Breckenridge Jazz Hands (Gamma 3).
• For the Gamma 4 Team, see Breckenridge Jazz Hands (Gamma 4).

Short Circuits Season Results

Short Circuits
Gamma 2
Season	Wins	Record	Postseason	Season Summary
1	40	40-59	Entered Party Time on Day 87	Received no Distortions. The More Toes Amplification boosted the baserunning of the Jazz Hands' lineup.
2	31	31-68	Entered Party Time on Day 77	The Charge Will discharged Tristen Aero, removing them from the roster. Aero became  Static as a result.
Gamma 3
Season	Wins	Record	Postseason	Season Summary
1	35	35-64	Entered Party Time on Day 166	This season was split over two weeks and had two Elections. In the first election, the Jazz Hands received an Amplification and won a Distortion. The Muscle Warmers Amplification boosted the batting of the Jazz Hands' lineup. The Electric Blood Distortion granted pitcher Adeline Baldwin  ElectricTeam: When this Team is Batting, they have a chance of zapping away Strikes. When this Team is Pitching, they'll have a chance of zapping away Balls. Player:When this Player is Batting, they'll have a chance of zapping away Strikes. When this Player is Pitching, they'll have a chance of zapping away Balls. See also: Glossary. In the second election, the Jazz Hands discharged Hester Scythe via the Charge will, removing them from the roster. Scythe became  Static as a result.
Gamma 4
Season	Wins	Record	Postseason	Season Summary
1	68	68-94	Entered Party Time on Day 113 (Midseason Fiesta) and Day 189	This season was split over two weeks and had two main Elections and a number of smaller Elections. In the first week, the Jazz Hands received a Party Planning Amplification and a Guest of Honor Will. The Mixer Party Planning option was chosen, but the Jazz Hands' roster was instead boosted as if Formal was chosen. Lineup player Zee Phantom was the Guest of Honor, was granted three Parties, and was granted  Life of the Party. In the second week, the Jazz Hands received two Blessings and a Charge Will. Pitcher Lily Cole was granted  FieryPlayers with Fiery have a chance of throwing Double Strikes. after receiving Fire Blood via iam8bit Presents: Blood Jams Vol. II's Fire Blood option. Pitcher Troy Bowman was granted  Electric after receiving Electric Blood via iam8bit Presents: Blood Jams Vol. IV's Electric Blood option. The Jazz Hands discharged Lily Cole via the Charge Will, removing them from the roster. Cole became  Static as a result.