Broken Ridge Jazz Hands/Beta/Season 23

👐 Breckenridge Jazz Hands
Season 23
Dates	July 19, 2021-July 25, 2021
← Previous	Season 22
Next →	Season 24
Results
Postseason	Underbracket Wild Card Lost 0-2 against 🌮
Overall Record	54–45
Wins	64
Partytime	Day 94
Divine Favor	7
Division	3rd in Wild High
League	7th in Wild League
ILB Placement	12th overall
Modifiers	Late to the PartyThis Team or Player will Overperform in the Lateseason.
Total Steals	276
Community Chest Loot	Day Player Item Received 23 Wyatt Pothos + Concrete Ring 51 August Sky + Skate Cap 79 Baby Doyle + Skate Sunglasses of Vitality
Renovations	Peanut MisterA Peanut Mister will occasionally cure a Player of their peanut allergy. Peanut Misters can also remove the Superallergic modification from players.  PsychoAcousticsIn Feedback or Reverb, PsychoAcoustics will occasionally Echo one of the Away Team's mods to the Home Team, for game-long use.  Grind RailThe Grind Rail allows a chance to steal directly from first base to third base, as long as they have the skills.  LCD SoundsystemThe LCD Soundsystem will boost both Players involved in a Feedback swap by 5%.  SweetenerSweetener makes Beanings & Free Refills more likely in Coffee & Coffee Two weathers, and lowers the chance of losing Triple Threat.  SmithyThe Smithy will occasionally repair Items for Players playing in this Ballpark.  BirdhousesBirdhouses invite Birds to come live in your Ballpark. Every time a foul ball is hit in a ballpark with Birdhouses, a bird will be added to the ballpark, reducing its eDensity. Sun 2 ↑ Coffee ↑ Coffee 3s ↑ Night ↑
Birds	436
Balloons	1739
League Info
Active Rules	Eat The RichAt the end of each Season, the Fans with the top 1% of Coins will have their funds redistributed throughout the 99%.  Party TimeA Team will enter Party Time if receiving 1 Win per remaining game would not land them in the Postseason. In Party Time, they'll receive random Stat Boosts from Partying. See also: Glossary  Wild CardsAt the end of the regular season, 1 Wild Card will be drawn at random from the remaining Teams in each Sub-League to receive a Postseason Birth.  Based EvolutionEvery Third Championship a Team wins will cause the Team and its Players to Evolve. Players that round the phylogenic Bases will get to go Home.  Free WillsThe bottom four finishing Teams in the League will receive an extra Will in that Season's Election.  All You Can EatFans are free to buy and discard Snack Slots in their Snack Pack. The number of Slots they have will determine their Payout Modifier for all Snacks. The less slots, the higher the Payout Modifier.  Community ChestAnytime 3000 Runs are accumulated league-wide, every Team will receive an Item Crate for a random active Player on their Team.  FairgroundsAll games have a chance of being Prize Matches, in which the winning Team will open an Item Crate.  RatificationRenovations built by at least 18 Teams will be Ratified into Non-Physical Law for the entire League.  Hotel MotelThe Hotel Motel will occasionally create Holiday Innings during the Earlseason, where you Party instead of Score.  TurntablesBallpark: Any Win earned from a non-loss in this Ballpark during the Regular Season will be converted to an Unwin. League: Any Win earned from a non-loss during the Regular Season will be converted to an Unwin.  Hype TrainShaming your opponent will build Hype in your Ballpark.  The UnderbracketEvery Postseason, the bottom finishing Teams will compete in the Underbracket while the top finishing Teams compete in the standard Overbracket.  Sun(Sun)All Wins and Unwins earned will be Squared.  TunnelsTunnels allow the Home Team to steal from the Away Team in this Ballpark.  Sun 30When a game enters Extra Innings, both Teams will immediately earn 1 Win.  BalloonsA small, permanent amount of negative eDensity is added for each Run or Win earned in this Ballpark.  Bird HotelWhen the Home Team parties, a number of Birds will come join the Party.  VoicemailWhen the Home Team is shut out in this Ballpark, they'll swap the worst Batter in their Lineup with the best Batter in their Shadows.  Sun .1Weather. Each Run scored is worth .1 more per Inning.  Phantom Thieves' GuildIf the Home Team loses by 9 Runs in this Ballpark, they will steal from their opponent's Shadows.  Equal SunA home run during a game's final out ties the game.  Sum SunWeather. Each successive scoring play by a Team within a half inning is worth an additional Run.  MAXIMUM SUNScoring plays in Maximum Blaseball are worth 3x the Runs.  Fax Machine  Stables
Roster Changes
Date Change Cause β23 02 -Riley Firewall +Zippy DeShields 👐 Fax Machine β23 10 -Zippy DeShields +Riley Firewall 👐 Fax Machine β23 31 -Walton Sports +Lancelot Kane 👐 Voicemail β23 36 +Chorby Short 🥩 Super Roamed β23 44 -Stephens Lightner 🐅 Phantom Thieves' Guild β23 47 -Lowe Forbes +Walton Sports 👐 Fax Machine β23 60 -Lancelot Kane +Edric Tosser 👐 Voicemail β23 69 -Campos Arias 🌹 Phantom Thieves' Guild β23 83 -Lowe Forbes 🌹 Phantom Thieves' Guild β23 95 -Spears Rogers +Famous Owens 🐅 Feedback β23 95 -Walton Sports +Siobhan Chark 🐅 Feedback β23 95 -Famous Owens +Spears Rogers 🐅 Feedback β23 99 +Mags Highlife 👐 Postseason Birth β23 SC -Baby Doyle 💫 Played in the ILB Semi-Centennial on the Rising Stars β23 SC -Collins Melon 💫 Played in the ILB Semi-Centennial on the Rising Stars β23 SC +Baby Doyle 💫 Returned from the ILB Semi-Centennial β23 EL -Brewer Vapor 🌮 Blessing(🌮) Season 22: Gachapon
Latesiesta
Renovations	+  StablesWhen any Team scores 25+ in this Ballpark, any Instability in the Ballpark will be stabled. + Night + -  Fax MachineThe Fax Machine will swap the Home Team's pitcher for their best Shadows Pitcher whenever they've allowed 10+ Runs in a game. -  Stables
Gift Shop	Fliickerrriiing Potion Drop Spears Rogers + Fliickerrriiing Greedy Potion of the Famine +  FliickerrriiingFliickerrriiing players are Flickering a lot. See also: Glossary Overall 9.7 -> 9.7 + 0.1 Late to the Party, Team Edition +  Late to the Party Steel Chair Drop Chorby Short + Chaotic Actual Steel Chair +  SteeledThis Player has Steeled themselves against incoming attacks. Overall 29.3 -> 29.3 + 0.6
Party Favors
Team Roamless Crate The Jazz Hands became Roamless. +  RoamlessPlayers cannot Roam to this Team.
Blessings
Season 13: Hitting Flotation Bubble Flotation Protocols Activated for the Wild High. Batting 3.9 → 4.1 Edric Tosser's hitting was boosted. Batting 3.2 → 3.5 Dervin Gorczyca's hitting was boosted. Batting 3.6 → 3.8 Steph Weeks' hitting was boosted. Batting 4.4 → 4.5 Spears Rogers' hitting was boosted. Batting 4.2 → 4.4 Quack Enjoyable's hitting was boosted. Batting 4.1 → 4.3 Season 22: Gachapon Brewer Vapor was recruited by the Tacos. 👐 - Brewer Vapor, Shadows 🌮 + Brewer Vapor, Shadows Combined 5.5 → 6.17

Season β23 would be eventful for the Breckenridge Jazz Hands. The Jazz Hands would lose several players to the Phantom Thieves' Guild. The Jazz Hands would go on to the postseason as the Underbracket Wild Card, but would be eliminated by the LA Unlimited Tacos. Lineup players Collins Melon and Baby Doyle would go on to play for the Rising Stars in the ILB Semi-Centennial, but only Doyle would return.

Starting Roster

Lineup	Rotation
Walton Sports Collins Melon Baby Doyle Dervin Gorczyca Steph Weeks Spears Rogers Quack Enjoyable	Wyatt Pothos Riley Firewall Lowe Forbes August Sky
Shadows
Lancelot Kane Boyfriend Berger Brewer Vapor Hernando Winter Elijah Valenzuela Edric Tosser Marco Winner Stephens Lightner Zippy DeShields Campos Arias Russo Slugger Donia Dollie Margarito Bishop Mikan Hammer Cote Rodgers Yams Sokol Munavoi Rochester

Season Events

Renovations

• Stables - 2,822,656 Coins Spent
  • The Jazz Hands built Stables in The Pocket.
  • The Pocket gained the Stables modification.
    • +  Stables
• Night + - 2,535,790 Coins Spent
  • The Pocket will now have more Night.
• Fax Machine was Ratified into Non-Physical Law.
• The Jazz Hands removed the Fax Machine from The Pocket.
  • -  Fax Machine
• Stables was Ratified into Non-Physical Law.
• The Jazz Hands removed the Stables from The Pocket.
  • -  Stables

Gift Shop

• Jazz Hands received 3 Gifts! - 14,213,083 coins contributed
  • Fliickerrriiing Potion Drop - Wishlist #1
    • Spears Rogers dropped Glove.
      • - Glove
    • Spears Rogers gained Fliickerrriiing Greedy Potion of the Famine.
      • + Fliickerrriiing Greedy Potion of the Famine
      • +  Fliickerrriiing
      • Overall 9.7 -> 9.7 + 0.1
  • Late to the Party, Team Edition - Wishlist #2
    • The Jazz Hands are equipped with Late to the Party for the rest of the season!
      • +  Late to the Party
  • Steel Chair Drop - Wishlist #3
    • Chorby Short gained Chaotic Actual Steel Chair.
      • + Chaotic Actual Steel Chair
      • +  Steeled
      • Overall 29.3 -> 29.3 + 0.6

Roster Changes

Feedback Swaps

Day	Jazz Hands Player	Replacement Player	Opposing Team
95	Spears Rogers	Famous Owens	🐅Hades Tigers
95	Walton Sports	Siobhan Chark	🐅Hades Tigers
95	Famous Owens	Spears Rogers	🐅Hades Tigers

Fax Machine and Voicemail Activations

Day	Player Replaced	Player Incoming	Renovation Used
2	Riley Firewall	Zippy DeShields	Fax Machine
10	Zippy DeShields	Riley Firewall	Fax Machine
31	Walton Sports	Lancelot Kane	Voicemail
47	Lowe Forbes	Walton Sports	Fax Machine
60	Lancelot Kane	Edric Tosser	Voicemail

Phantom Thieves' Guild

• Stephens Lightner was stolen by The Ampitheater Thieves' Guild on Day 44.
• Campos Arias was stolen by The Garden Thieves' Guild on Day 69.
• Lowe Forbes was stolen by The Garden Thieves' Guild on Day 83.

Roamin' Players

• Chorby Short super roamed to the Jazz Hands via The Fifth Base on Day 36. The Base was taken from Short by Dunlap Figueroa on Day 43.

Election Outcomes

The Breckenridge Jazz Hands won no blessings, but did receive a Party Favor. The Jazz Hands were also affected by two blessings won by other teams.

Party Favors

• Team Roamless Crate passed with 228,032 Votes, 81% of all Decree Votes
  • The Jazz Hands became Roamless.
    • +  Roamless

Blessings

• 
  Season 13: Hitting Flotation Bubble blessed the Tokyo Lift.
  • Flotation Protocols Activated for the Wild High.
    • Batting 3.9 → 4.1
  • Edric Tosser's hitting was boosted.
    • Batting 3.2 → 3.5
  • Dervin Gorczyca's hitting was boosted.
    • Batting 3.6 → 3.8
  • Steph Weeks' hitting was boosted.
    • Batting 4.4 → 4.5
  • Spears Rogers' hitting was boosted.
    • Batting 4.2 → 4.4
  • Quack Enjoyable's hitting was boosted.
    • Batting 4.1 → 4.3
• 
  Season 22: Gachapon blessed the LA Unlimited Tacos.
  • Brewer Vapor was recruited by the Tacos.
    • 👐 - Brewer Vapor, Shadows
    • 🌮 + Brewer Vapor, Shadows
  • Brewer Vapor entered the Shadows.
    • Combined 5.5 → 6.17

Season Overview

During Season 23, the Breckenridge Jazz Hands were 3rd in Wild High, 7th in Wild League, and 12th overall with 64 wins and a 54-45 record. The Jazz Hands were the Wild League Underbracket Wild Card and were knocked out of the postseason in the Wild Card round by the LA Unlimited Tacos. The Jazz Hands experienced three Feedback events on Day 95, including Spears Rogers and Famous Owens switching teams twice, ultimately reversing their original swap while also gaining two boosts each from the LCD Soundsystem.

In the election, the Jazz Hands became Roamless due to the Team Roamless Crate party favor. The lineup's hitting was boosted due to the Tokyo Lift's Season 13: Hitting Flotation Bubble blessing. The Jazz Hands lost Brewer Vapor to the LA Unlimited Tacos due to Season 22: Gachapon.