Uncle Plasma IX
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Uncle Plasma IX is a pitcher for the Kansas City Breath Mints, and has been with the team since the Season β23 elections. Plasma IX has played for the Breckenridge Jazz Hands.
Official League Records
Plasma IX joined the ILB as a pitcher for the Breckenridge Jazz Hands during the Season β22 Latesiesta via the Gift Shop.
During the Season β22 elections, Plasma IX gained the Negative modification as a result of the Complete 180 blessing. At the end of the Season, Plasma IX faded to Dust and returned to the Vault.
Plasma IX joined the pitching rotation of the Kansas City Breath Mints during the Season β23 elections via the Season 12: Uncle Indemnity blessing.
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History with the Breath Mints
After a few seasons with the Mints, Plasma began mentoring batter Kina Larsen as a junior detective, taking hir under his wing. A quick and eager learner, Larsen soon found far more investigative success than Plasma, having sought out and returned home numerous Elsewhere players, while Plasma has found exactly zero clues over many seasons with the Mints. When asked about Larsen’s talent in comparison to his own, Plasma has only glowed with pride, and is said to always keep an almond joy in the pocket of his trenchcoat for the young gumshoe. In his other pocket, he keeps a delicious fresh orange for himself.
Though a dedicated detective and pitcher, Plasma enjoys frequent vacations, often visiting Schlitterbahn Waterpark Kansas City after making use of The Meadow’s Fax Machine. Plasma does not seem bothered by the fact that the park has been closed for several years.
Plasma, like all Breath Mints, has failed the bar exam.
Excerpts from Plasma’s Notes
- Uncle Plasma kept many notes scattered across journals, loose papers, and post-it notes pinned to corkboard. The following was found scribbled among Plasma’s notes. This time, the Interdimensional Rumor Mill reveals a Rumor from IF-54.358 out of its Rumor Registry...
what is it about buttermilk that make you drive real good?
- Uncle Mode On
- Nephew Mode (when performing poorly)
- All according to Plansma!
- Get Unc’d on!
- get chapel killed
- UNKIE NASTY (following Season β19 infusion)
- Dunkle Plasma / Uncle Faxma (when getting Faxed)