Uncle Plasma is a pitcher for the Vault Legends, and has been with the team since the ILB Semi-Centennial. Plasma previously played for the BC Noir, New York Millennials, and Kansas City Breath Mints.
Official League Records
Plasma was traded to the Kansas City Breath Mints in exchange for Oscar Vaughan during the Season β15 elections via the Breath Mints' Foreshadow will. Notably, Plasma had only been investigating the Breath Mints' Shadows for the duration of Season β15, Day 52, meaning all votes for this trade were cast during that game.
On Season β18, Day 27, Plasma retreated to the Breath Mints' Shadows in exchange for Lucas Petty via the Kansas City FreshDome's Fax Machine. On Day 32, Plasma rejoined the Breath Mints' active roster in exchange for Lucas Petty, again due to the Fax Machine.
During the Season β20 elections, the Boss announced that Plasma and Liquid Friend's Investigation was completed; Plasma gained the Legendary modification, was sent to the Vault, and gained the Yolked modification when they reunited with Friend.
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History with the Breath Mints
After a few seasons with the Mints, Plasma began mentoring batter Kina Larsen as a junior detective, taking hir under his wing. A quick and eager learner, Larsen soon found far more investigative success than Plasma, having sought out and returned home numerous Elsewhere players, while Plasma has found exactly zero clues over many seasons with the Mints. When asked about Larsen’s talent in comparison to his own, Plasma has only glowed with pride, and is said to always keep an almond joy in the pocket of his trenchcoat for the young gumshoe. In his other pocket, he keeps a delicious fresh orange for himself.
Though a dedicated detective and pitcher, Plasma enjoys frequent vacations, often visiting Fax Machine. Plasma does not seem bothered by the fact that the park has been closed for several years.after making use of The Meadow’s
Plasma, like all Breath Mints, has failed the bar exam.
Excerpts from Plasma’s Notes
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- Uncle Mode On
- Nephew Mode (when performing poorly)
- All according to Plansma!
- Get Unc’d on!
- get chapel killed
- UNKIE NASTY (following Season β19 infusion)
- Dunkle Plasma / Uncle Faxma (when getting Faxed)
The many moods of Uncle Plasma by @AndreaStreeter
Mini-Blaseballer by HetreaSky
Uncle Plasma by @goatedtoasts
Uncle Plasma and Liquid Friend by the guy
Uncle Plasma by @Eboxicus
Uncle Plasma by @snafubravado
Uncle Plasma & Liquid Friend by @Osmocean
Uncle Plasma by David Brunell-Brutman
Uncle Plasma by @gaymaul
The Moon tarot card by @gaymaul