Goodwin Morin

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They may have participated in the ILB Semi-Centennial. No other information is available after their entry into the Vault. Tour the collection here.
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Goodwin Morin is a lineup player for the Vault Legends, and has been with the team since the ILB Semi-Centennial. Morin has previously played for the Seattle Garages, Tokyo Lift, and Charleston Shoe Thieves.

Official League Records

Morin joined the ILB as a player in the Shadows for the Seattle Garages with the Return of Blaseball.

During the Season 9 elections, Morin's star rating was maximized as a result of the Secret Weapon blessing.

During the Season 10 elections, Morin joined the Garages' pitching rotation in exchange for Mike Townsend as a result of the Dark Star blessing.

During the Coffee Cup, Morin played for the Milk Proxy Society as a lineup player.

During the Season 12 elections, Morin became a lineup player via the The Best Offense blessing, switching positions with the newly-arrived Alaynabella Hollywood.

Morin was traded to the Tokyo Lift in exchange for Lotus Mango during the Season 13 elections via the Lift's Exchange will.

Morin was traded to the Charleston Shoe Thieves in exchange for Halexandrey Walton during the Season 16 elections via the Shoe Thieves' Plunder will.

After Day 99 of Season 18, Morin was Preserved.

COMMUNITY REPORTS
The remainder of this article contains lore created collaboratively by the Blaseball community.

Box of Goodwin Morin Files

Dust billows as the file box lands on the table. While many archives in the Interdimensional Rumor Mill are unified in some way, this... definitely isn’t one of them. The accompanying Rumor Registry explains all of the contents... wherever it is... but for now you grab the folder labelled IF-8.185 and start reading...

This report was stolen from Corporation Databases during a dangerous and stealthy heist by F. Seagull and B. Trombone. It was shared on Trombone's Instlagram story approximately two minutes after discovery with the captions "look @ these boring papers we found smh someone tell farrell to hurry up", "can't believe i'm missing bach night for this ughhhhhhhhhh", and "ya ik we all know colin's gonna pick julie over jenn f. but it's abt the EXPERIENCE of seeing him actually do it"
Some sections of this report are redacted. This is in part due to Corporation security protocols and in part to Trombone’s upsettingly large Instlagram captions obscuring some of the text. 
CLASSIFIED
THIS REPORT IS ONLY FOR EMPLOYEES OF LEVEL M RANK OR HIGHER.

ANY EMPLOYEE OF LOWER RANK CAUGHT READING IT WILL BE TERMINATED. ANY EMPLOYEE WITH INFORMATION ABOUT THE WANTED PERSONS BELOW SHOULD CONTACT EXT. *8185 IMMEDIATELY.

MISSING EMPLOYEE REPORT

Date:   ██-██-████
Name: MORIN, GOODWIN Aliases: "MT. SAPPHO", "SUNKILLER", "█████"
Age: ██ Birthday: ██-██-████
Job Title: PITCHER
Department: DARK SEATTLE CORPORATES
Other Jobs Held: GROWTH MANAGER (SUNKILLER)
HT: 7 FT 3 IN WT: UNK
Hair: PURPLE W STARS Eyes: BROWN
Current Status: TRAITOR
Last Seen on Corp. Property: S10D99 where?: COMPANY CUBICLE
Probable Destination: SEATTLE (LIGHTSIDE); THE BIG GARAGE
Cause of Absence: ESCAPE; TRAITOR
Accomplices: SEATTLE GARAGES; SHADOWS


INFORMATION

MORIN was hired from the GUILD OF GODSLAYERS on ██-██-████, and was assigned to ██████████ ███████████████████████ ████████████████ ███████████ ████████████████ as part of the Corporation's ███ ████ █████████ Pledge. After completing this assignment, she transferred from the █████████ ██████ DEPARTMENT to take on the duties of PITCHER for the DARK SEATTLE CORPORATES. Performance Reviews from this time period describe her as "an excellent employee who succeeds at all tasks given", "a valued member of the team", and "capable of bench pressing 500 lbs."

During Season 9, as a result of the SECRET WEAPON EMPOWERMENT SEMINAR (a.k.a. ██████████ ███), MORIN received the power to control SHADOWS, predominantly using them to form EXTRA LIMBS. She also received a BUFF to her already impressive STRENGTH. MORIN is often ARMED with anywhere from SIX (6) to EIGHTEEN (18) ARMS. She is known to be skilled in HAND-TO-HAND COMBAT, WEAPONS COMBAT, SHADOW MAGIC, ██████████████████ ███████████ ███████████, and FLIRTATION. She has historically been one of the Corporates’ BEST PITCHERS.


THIS TRAITOR SHOULD BE ASSUMED TO BE ARMED AND DANGEROUS.
DO NOT APPROACH SOLO.
IN THE UNLIKELY EVENT THAT THIS TRAITOR APPROACHES OR ENGAGES YOU, COMMENCE DEPARTMENT OF EMPLOYEE RETENTION EMERGENCY PROTOCOL ████.


MORIN escaped from this dimension in Season 10, when members of the SEATTLE GARAGES, a ███████████████████ performed a ██████████████████ ████████ █████ ████. This led to ██ █████████████ ███████████ ██████████████████ █████████████████████ which led to █████████████ ██████████████████████████████████████████████ █████████████████████████████ hijacking ███ ███████ ██████████ █████ █████ ██████████████ ████████████ ███████ ██████ ██████████████████████ █████████████ ██████████ ███████ ████████████ skateboard ███ ██████ █████████ ████ ████████████ ██████████ ███████████████ ██████████ ████████████████████████ █████████████████████ ████ ███████████ ████████████. These █████████████████████████ have not been seen since, but they ████ █████████████ ███ █████████████ two ████████████████████, a ███████████████████ █████████ ███████████████████ ██████████████████████████ and graffiti on the side of the D.E.B.T. Tower reading █████████ ██████OUR ASSES YOU D████████████ █ ██████████ ███████████████████████████.

Since her escape, MORIN's exploits have become LEGENDARY among those in the ██████ Dimension. She appears to have switched teams multiple times during her INTERNET LEAGUE BLASEBALL career, having played for the SEATTLE GARAGES, TOKYO LIFT, and CHARLESTON SHOE THIEVES. MORIN's whereabouts are unknown as of SEASON 18 DAY 99, when she ██████ ████████████████████████.

MORIN has few demonstrated weaknesses. DO NOT APPROACH SOLO. MORIN has been shown to be weak to the effects of "CHARM", as shown in games against the ██████ Dimension's SAN FRANCISCO LOVERS. The Corporation's Department of Human Interaction is currently researching what "CHARM" is. Current theories include it being a sort of ██████████████████, a ████████████, or an AXE BODY SPRAY BRAND. See ██████████████████ for full research.

MORIN was believed to have been spotted on ██████ when ██████████████████████████████, but further investigation has revealed that ██████████████████ III ████████████. These ██████ not █████████████████.


ANY EMPLOYEE WITH INFORMATION ABOUT THIS TRAITOR SHOULD CONTACT EXT. *8185 IMMEDIATELY.
KNOWINGLY OR UNKNOWINGLY WITHHOLDING SUCH INFORMATION FROM THE CORPORATION IS IMMEDIATE CAUSE FOR EMPLOYEE TERMINATION.


Fan Works

Fics

Goodwin Morin features in the following fics or interactive fiction:

Music

Goodwin Morin is the focus of the following songs:

Additionally, Goodwin Morin is mentioned in the following song:

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